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Contest CLOSED: Write a theme song for TSB (5 BP)

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

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[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

my entries clearly won, tho of course tsb wll just award another tsb with the prize..-if there even IS a prize..*scoffs

InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN OBLIGATORY.

Posting for the lulz. Wish I’d seen this **** sooner, damn.


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Now this is a story all about how,

My life got flipped turned upside down,

And I’d like to take a minute, just sit tight and you’ll see,

How I became a member of the klan TSB


IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN the west side of ForumWarz, born and raised,

On the forums is where I spent most of my days,

Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool,

And all clogging all my keyboard up with my drool,

When a couple of fabulous persons, who were clearly inbred,

Started talkin’ **** and trollin’ in my thread,

I got in one little fight and just when I had to flee,

I turned round and saw the klan TSB.


I watched them in awe and as they came near,

I saw their bus plate said “FRESH” and the crowd gave a cheer,

They owned those two fine upstanding member of societys, then said “okay, here’s the plan.

You got some real potential kid, so come join the klan.”


We, pulled, UP to their forums at ‘bout seven or eight,

I yelled to the other Re-Re’s, “hey fine upstanding member of societys, smell ya later!”

I looked at their kingdom, I was finally free,

To roll with the cool kids in klan TSB!

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This took me a whole 3 minutes to **** out. Hope you guys enjoy.


COVERING MY bum LEGAL-WISE:

 I do not necessarily support the beliefs expressed in the lyrics on this song.

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Charlie Sheen isn’t in TSB and he did get the prize.

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

arbitrayer Posted:

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And Id like to take a minute now **** dont fuss,

Ill tell you how I became a member of the team shortbus.

In my parents basement born and raised

On the internet was where I spent most of my days

my hand was tired and it was from all the jackin’

And I was shooting some skeet on the inside of a napkin,

When a couple of guys that were trolling a bunch

Started calling me a flaming male reproductive organmunch.

I got in one flame war and saw that i was losing

And said HEY THOSE GUYS ARE REALLY CRUISING(WITH CAPS LOCK).

I tubmailed Bird Of Prey and when he replied the

Subject said YOUR IN and I had been supplied.

If anything I could say that this klan was sick

But I thought man, forget it, moar hand, for my male reproductive organ!

I pulled up to klan forum 3 hours later

And I wiped off my male reproductive organ and said **** Ron Paul, vote Nadar

Looked at my forum, I was finally here

To flame in throne as the prince of all fabulous persons.

LOL! This is epic win. Of course it is, it was written by a **** YOU member.

InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

iRAWR Posted:

LOL! This is epic win. Of course it is, it was written by a **** YOU member.

Oh ****, this is what I get for only skimming through the pages.

Oh well, lol.

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