I need lyrics for a TSB theme song. No. Not TBC. I was MIA for most of that. Whoever I decide writes the best lyrics gets the bps. I’ll give this two weeks from today.

EDIT: I’m very special. I’ll pay 5 bps for best lyrics.

I can do folky acoustic stuff, pop punk, punk, hardcore, or metal with ease. Anything else would be a stretch, and somewhat difficult, but I’m sure I could manage. those are just what’s easy for me.

Fixed. I’m kinda buzzed ATM, so don’t mind my retardation.

i remember when i was a young boy

i journeyed afar to the sea

i tossed my dreams into the ocean

and learned a little about me

i got a little older

little wiser too

bought myself a motorcycle

and i knew that i was through…

through takin takin takin

**** from people

never never never again

givin **** is where its at

put it on the map my friend!

jews are fine upstanding member of societys

and spics are fine upstanding member of societys

the internets gay

its full of gay fine upstanding member of societys

once i met a fat man

and i slapped him with my male reproductive organ

then i tattooed his kids

with some dead baby pics

and

they were

the coolest kids

in school they were

through takin takin takin

**** from people

never never never again

givin **** it where its at

put it on the map my friend!

team shortbus is at the start

of every man with a beast in his heart

so shut up fatties, fabulous persons, and mods

start with the tsb applauds

Charlie Sheen Posted:

i remember when i was a young boy

i journeyed afar to the sea

i tossed my dreams into the ocean

and learned a little about me

i got a little older

little wiser too

bought myself a motorcycle

and i knew that i was through…

through takin takin takin

**** from people

never never never again

givin **** is where its at

put it on the map my friend!

jews are fine upstanding member of societys

and spics are fine upstanding member of societys

the internets gay

its full of gay fine upstanding member of societys

once i met a fat man

and i slapped him with my male reproductive organ

then i tattooed his kids

with some dead baby pics

and

they were

the coolest kids

in school they were

through takin takin takin

**** from people

never never never again

givin **** it where its at

put it on the map my friend!

team shortbus is at the start

of every man with a beast in his heart

so shut up fatties, fabulous persons, and mods

start with the tsb applauds

fail because it didnt start with WHEN I WAS

arbitrayer Posted:

how long should it be?

As long as you see fit.

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And Id like to take a minute now **** dont fuss,

Ill tell you how I became a member of the team shortbus.

In my parents basement born and raised

On the internet was where I spent most of my days

my hand was tired and it was from all the jackin’

And I was shooting some skeet on the inside of a napkin,

When a couple of guys that were trolling a bunch

Started calling me a flaming male reproductive organmunch.

I got in one flame war and saw that i was losing

And said HEY THOSE GUYS ARE REALLY CRUISING(WITH CAPS LOCK).

I tubmailed Bird Of Prey and when he replied the

Subject said YOUR IN and I had been supplied.

If anything I could say that this klan was sick

But I thought man, forget it, moar hand, for my male reproductive organ!

I pulled up to klan forum 3 hours later

And I wiped off my male reproductive organ and said **** Ron Paul, vote Nadar

Looked at my forum, I was finally here

To flame in throne as the prince of all fabulous persons.

UH WHAT

UH WHAT

YEAH

LETS GET LIVE UP IN THIS ****

NOW I SEEN A MANY A fine upstanding member of society WANT TO ****

AND TRY TO MESS WITH THE BUS

TRYIN TO BE ONE OF US

BUT ****ES CANT COMPARE

SO THEY ALL JUST SHARE

IN THEIR COLLECTIVE LACK OF NUT HAIR

UH YEAH

UH YEAH

YEAH ****ES HOW YOU LIKE THAT ****

I JUST GOT LIVE

this took 20 hours to write

arbitrayer Posted:

epic y/n?

took like 2 hours to write

that was gay

i am going to write a song about how much you suck

YO MY NAME IS ABITRAYER

I GOT NO DEPTH I GOT NO LAYERS

ONLY A SURFACE OF SUCK

BLAH BLAH MY NAME IS ARBIRTAYER I LIKE male reproductive organS

UH WHAT

UH WHAT

YEAH

LETS GET LIVE UP IN THIS ****

NOW I SEEN A MANY A fine upstanding member of society WANT TO ****

AND TRY TO MESS WITH THE BUS

TRYIN TO BE ONE OF US

BUT ****ES CANT COMPARE

SO THEY ALL JUST SHARE

IN THEIR COLLECTIVE LACK OF NUT HAIR

UH YEAH

UH YEAH

YEAH ****ES HOW YOU LIKE THAT ****

I JUST GOT LIVE

WELL WELL LET ME YOU TELL

LET ME SPIN MY TALE

ABOUT THIS fine upstanding member of society I KNOW

GO BY THE NAME OF FAIL

YOU MAY CALL HIM A RERE BUT HE’S FAR FROM THE THAT

DUDES WANT TO BE HIM AND ****ES ON TOP OF THAT