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Contest CLOSED: Write a theme song for TSB (5 BP)

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

WELL WELL LET ME YOU TELL

LET ME SPIN MY TALE

ABOUT THIS fine upstanding member of society I KNOW

GO BY THE NAME OF FAIL

YOU MAY CALL HIM A RERE BUT HE’S FAR FROM THE THAT

DUDES WANT TO BE HIM AND ****ES ON TOP OF THAT

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

YO IM BOUT TO BRING THE PAIN

NONTSB NIGAS BOUGHT TO GET SLAIN

UH YEAH, fine upstanding member of society WHAT

YO MAN WHATS THE GAME

WE FROM TSB AND THATS THE NAME

WE DOMINATITIN fabulous person bum KLANS LIKE KPC HATIN

KAMAKIZAE PIZZA fabulous personS

NINJA TURTLES GETTIN bumHURT

TEENAGE IS RIGHT NONDROPPED BALLS THINKIN THEY’RE **** TIGHT!

fabulous person bum TURTLES BE WARNED

fabulous person bum TURTLES DONT GET NOTHING BUT BURNED

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Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

SHORTBUS – KPC KILLERS

YOU KNOW WHO THE REALEST IS

FIRST OFF **** YOU AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM

SHORTBUS WHEN WE RIDE COME EQUIPPED WITH GAME

YOU CLAIM TO BE TROLLS BUT I PWNED YOUR LIFE

WE BUST ON KPC ****S FOR LIFE

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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

-TUPAC WROTE THAT **** BEFORE HE DID

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

FAIL IS NOW APPROACHING THE MIC:


MY NAME IS FAIL AND I’M IN TSB

NANA DO YO THING, STOP TRYIN TO BE ME

TSB IS THE ILLEST, ALWAYS PWNIN THREADZ

**** YOU KNOW WE THA NILLEST, GOT HEADSETS ON OUR DREDS


IN TSB WE LIKE VAG

BUT A SALAD WE CAN TOSS

BIRD OF PREY IS THE ADMIN

BUT FAIL IS DA BOSS


NANA THINKS HER **** IS FIRE

BUT WHAT SHE SPITS IS JUST PUSS

FAIL IS THA BIGGEST BALLER

ON THE SHORT BUS


NANA WANTS MY NUTS

JUST LIKE YOU OTHER ****ES

I PUT IT IN HER bum

AND NOW SHE NEEDS SOME STITCHES


YOU THINK I MUST BE DONE

BUT I GOT TRICKS IN MY FLOW

IF NANA WANTS TO SEE A RATED R MOVIE

SHE NEEDS TO ASK HER PARENTS TO GO


I’M SAYIN SHE’S NOT YOUNG

SHES STILL IN A ****IN CRIB

WHEN SHE EATS HER GERBER

SHE WEARS A ****ING BIB


DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HER RACE

HER RHYMES JUST MAKE ME YAWN

SHE HAS “fine upstanding member of society” WRITTEN ON HER FACE

BUT I LET HER MOW MY LAWN


I DIDN’T KNOW THE INTERNET

MADE ITS WAY TO MEXICO

NANA HAS SO MUCH GAS

SHE CAN OPEN UP A TEXACO


TSB IS NOW IN DOM

FAIL IS DRIVIN UP THA MEDALS

NANA CAN’T KEEP UP

HER FEET CAN BARELY REACH THE PEDALS


SHE’S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE

BUT SHE WALKS IN BIG STRIDES

WE HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON THOUGH

HER MOM ENJOYS BOTH OUR RIDES

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

this thread belongs in full of won after the contest ends.















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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

IN TOWN WHERE I BORN

LIVED A KOLER WHO SAILED TO SEA

AND HE TOLD US OF HIS LIFE

IN A YELLOW SHORT BUS TEAM

SO WE RODE INTO THE FORUMS

TILL WE FOUND A SEA MEAN

AND WE LIVED BENEATH THE TOPICS

WITH OUR YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM


WE’RE ALL PART OF A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

WE’RE ALL PART OF A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM


ALL OUR FRIENDS ALL ABOARD

AND ONLY HOMOS LIVE NEXT DOOR

AND THE TROLLS BEGIN TO POST


(KEYBOARDS CLACKING)


WE’RE ALL PART OF A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

WE’RE ALL PART OF A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM


(FULLY TROLLED THREAD. BIRDOFPREY, FULLY TROLLED THREAD!

THREAD FULLY TROLLED OVER HERE, SIR!

ACTION STATION, ACTION STATION!

BRIDDY! BRIDDY!)

AND WE READ A FORUM OF MEAN

EVERYONE OF US IS ALL WE NEED

THREADS OF fabulous personS, TROLLS TO FEED

IN OUR YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

WE’RE ALL PART OF A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

WE’RE ALL PART OF A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

(FADING)

WE’RE ALL PART OF A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

WE’RE ALL PART OF A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM A YELLOW SHORTBUS TEAM

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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

FINE THEN ILL WROTE ANOTHER GODDAMN SONG GODDAMN

YEAH WE’RE THE BUS

YOU’RE NOT ONE OF US

HELL YEAH WE’RE THE BUS

YEAH COOL KIDS RIDE THIS RIDE

WEARING JORDANS AND DOIN THE ELECTRIC SLIDE

WE RIDE WE RIDE

(YEAH, WE RIDE WE RIDE)

IMAGINE THIS BUS, WE ONE WE RIDE

TINY LITTLE THINGY WITH STRIPES ON ITS SIDE

ITS GOT A STOP SIGN FOR ALL NONQUITTIN ****ES

AND PADDED SEATS FOR THOSE OF US WITH RICHES

SO RIDE THIS BUS!

(YEAH RIDE IT RIDE)

RIDE THE BUS!

(YEAH RIDE IT RIGHT)

COLORED WITH YELLOW AND FULLY AUTOMATIC

FOOLS IN THE SEATS GETTIN AT IT

AND THERES A fine upstanding member of society NAMED MACKS WHO DRIVE IT

RIMS SPINNIN AND GLINTIN IN THE LIGHT

SO WE RIDE THIS BUS ALL DAY AND NIGHT

YEAH RIDE THE BUS!

sdsdsgddsggf

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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

fine upstanding member of societyS RIDIN fabulous personS OUTSIDE AND

I JUST COULDNT GIVE A ****

CUS THOSE NON RIDIN BICHES OUTTA LUCK

AS I SIP MY CRYSTAL AND SIT IN MY CUSH SEAT

I RAP WITH MY BUDDIES AND ESCAPE THE HEAT

PO POP TRYIN TO TAIL BUT I AINT SCARED

MANS ALWAYS GONNA FAIL CUS WE RIDE TILL WE DIE

sdfsfsdfs

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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

fine upstanding member of society you don ruined dis thrade

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

fine upstanding member of society you don ruined dis thrade

nah i dun got help get his bum banned for ****ing with The Bus.

now get this **** crunk fo yo BOY.

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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Any chance a mod wants to clean this **** up? I don’t want some fabulous person’s bull**** ruining my thread.

200KillerWas-
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Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

NotJoePesci Posted:

I need lyrics for a TSB theme song. No. Not TBC. I was MIA for most of that. Whoever I decide writes the best lyrics gets the bps. I’ll give this two weeks from today.

EDIT: I’m very special. I’ll pay 5 bps for best lyrics.

To the tune of Pat Benatar’s “We are Young”

‘We are dumb, no ****in’ brains,

We too dumb, to come in out of the rain,

We are sgreat times, ain’t that a shame,

Our klan is a battlefield’

obligatory guitar riff…

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

TSB bad

TSB bad

Like Jesse James, uh-huh

TSB had a friend one time

Least TSB thought they did

He come to TSB

Said, ‘TSB?’

Said, ‘What man?’

‘I’m outdoor’

TSB say, ‘Yeah?’

TSB taken the cat in

Get him a place to stay

And TSB found out

He goin’ ‘round town

Tellin’ ev’rybody that he

He got my_mother

Then TSB gets mad

TSB goes to the cat

Like a good klan should

TSB said, ‘Look man

‘I’m gonna warn, you just one time’

Next time I warn you’

‘I’m gonna use my gun’

‘Cause TSB mad, TSB bad, like Jesse James

TSB so mad, TSB so mad.

TSB gonna ruin you this mornin’.

TSB got three boys

Do TSB’s dirty work

Now, you don’t see TSB

TSB the big boss

TSB do the payin’ off

After they take care of you

In their on way

They may shoot you

They may cut you.

They may drown you

TSB just don’t know

TSB don’t care

Long as they take care of you

In their on way

TSB so mad, TSB bad this mornin’, like Jesse James.

They gon’ take you right down

By the riverside

Now four is goin’ down

Ain’t but three comin’ back

You read between the line

We’re gonna have a deal

‘Cause TSB mad, TSB bad, like Jesse James.

They gonna tie yo’ hands

They gonna tie yo’ feet

They gonna gag your throat

Where you can’t holler none

An cryin’ won’t help you none

Set you in the water

Yeah, the bubbles comin’ up.

Whoa

Rrrrrrr

Rrrrrrr

Oh yeah, TSB so mad!

twas edited this message on 08/13/2008 1:44AM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

^plagiarized

Arktor

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

In T.S.B.

Yes, you can sail the seven seas

In T.S.B.

Yes, you can put your mind at ease

In T.S.B.

Come on now, people, make a stand

In T.S.B., in T.S.B.

Can’t you see we need a hand

In T.S.B.

Come on, protect the motherland

In T.S.B.

Come on and join your fellow man

In T.S.B.

Come on people, and make a stand

In T.S.B., in T.S.B., in T.S.B. (in T.S.B.)

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

The Bus club nananannananan bus cluuuub!

The Bus club nananannananan bus cluuuub!

The Bus club nananannananan bus cluuuub!

The Bus club nananannananan bus cluuuub!

The Bus club nananannananan bus cluuuub!

The Bus club nananannananan bus cluuuub!

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

SHORTBUS – KPC KILLERS

YOU KNOW WHO THE REALEST IS

FIRST OFF **** YOU AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM

SHORTBUS WHEN WE RIDE COME EQUIPPED WITH GAME

YOU CLAIM TO BE TROLLS BUT I PWNED YOUR LIFE

WE BUST ON KPC ****S FOR LIFE

TSB GOTS NOTHIN, THE KPC NIGS TOO

WE PWN ALL YO bumES, G-FAIL ALL YOU DO IS MOO

HOES CRYIN AT THIS AND CRYIN AT THAT

BEIN BUSTERS WHILE OUR SKILLZ IS PHAT

STEPPIN TO THE PLATE WHEN YOU GOT NO GAME

THINKIN YO THE **** BUT WE GOTS THE FAME

DONT BE TRYIN MORE YO JUST FOOLIN YOSELF

WE BE BLINGIN IN THE HOOD YO JUST SOME DUST ON A SHELF

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

GONNA BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU ONE MORE TIME, NIG

YO UP AGAINST **** YOU KLAN AND GRANDMASTER SIG

THE PLAYAS MET THE GAME AND THEY AINT ALL THAT SHAT

JUS ANOTHER BULLET FROM MAH MOTHA****IN GAT

WE’S BRING THE NOISE AND YALL bum-HURTTTT

YALL GOT MORE SQUARES THAN A PLAID SHIRTTTT

UHHHHHUHHHHHH UNHHHHH YO FEELIN DAT UHHHHHUHHHHHH UNHHHHH YO FEELIN DAT

ONE MO RYHME FOR THE LINE IN THE TIME SALL MINE

YO MOMMA NAMED YO SHAQUITA WHILE EATIN A CHIQUITA

I GANKED THE HOES FOOD STAMPS AND SPENT EM ON A HOE NAMED RITA

WESTSIDE **** YOUS CRUISIN DOWN YO GETTO BLOCK

TBS SCATTER CUZ THEY GOT NO male reproductive organ, KFC SCATTER CUZ THEY GOT NO GLOCK

WORD FROM THE CHONGLER GRANDMASTER SIGMONGLER

YO HOODS SO NAPPY YOU GOTTA JOIN **** YOU JUST TO GET HAPPY

TALKIN ALL THE **** PLAYA YET YO SO DOWN WIT IT HATA

PO’ LIL fine upstanding member of societyS FROM THE STREET, **** YOU IS HERE GONNA LAY DOWN THE BEATS

UHHHHHUHHHHHH UNHHHHH YO FEELIN DAT UHHHHHUHHHHHH UNHHHHH YO FEELIN DAT

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