arbitrayer Posted:

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And Id like to take a minute now **** dont fuss,

Ill tell you how I became a member of the team shortbus.

In my parents basement born and raised

On the internet was where I spent most of my days

my hand was tired and it was from all the jackin’

And I was shooting some skeet on the inside of a napkin,

When a couple of guys that were trolling a bunch

Started calling me a flaming male reproductive organmunch.

I got in one flame war and saw that i was losing

And said HEY THOSE GUYS ARE REALLY CRUISING(WITH CAPS LOCK).

I tubmailed Bird Of Prey and when he replied the

Subject said YOUR IN and I had been supplied.

If anything I could say that this klan was sick

But I thought man, forget it, moar hand, for my male reproductive organ!

I pulled up to klan forum 3 hours later

And I wiped off my male reproductive organ and said **** Ron Paul, vote Nadar

Looked at my forum, I was finally here

To flame in throne as the prince of all fabulous persons.

LOL! This is epic win. Of course it is, it was written by a **** YOU member.