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Business Petition to Fire Jalapeno Bootyhole from CZ

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

MC Banhammer Posted:

Come to my house and **** me.

YEAH BUT JALAPENO WOULD male reproductive organBLOCK YOU FOR SHOCKING BEHAVIOR!!!11111

HE WILL UNLEASH HIS JALAPENO RING OF FIRE AND DESTROY YOU!


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

SIGNED BECAUSE SOME WOMAN IS ****ING AT ME TO


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Fran Posted:

I’m reporting Jalapeno Bootyhole.

His avatar features a fish being finger****ed. This is gross and offensive. I’m shocked.

As I said, it wasn’t so much how “shocking” the image was (although it was pretty close…there’s a fairly violent spreading of bum-cheeks, and although some of the colonic tissue has been removed from view, there’s still a pretty good indication of it), it’s the fact that it was not marked as such, and that it was reduplicated about 10 times. There’s also a clear depiction of penile shaft-bottom and scrotumry.

Now, I realize we’ve let similar things go in the past and it’s all a matter of discretion. But you’re kidding yourselves if you think we’re going to see eye-to-bum on every little decision each and every time. Just because we “run” an “internet site” doesn’t make us superhuman or infallible.

Nevertheless, we hear your complaints. So, despite the fact that deferring to them will probably just encourage you further, kind of like how Israel pulling out of the Gaza Strip only lead to an increase of Qbumam rocket attacks, I realize now that I was too harsh on Tesfan and have thus commuted his sentences to a mere two days.

Thank you for your patience during this difficult time.

– Jalapeno “Can’t Be Fired” Bootyhole


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

As I said, it wasn’t so much how “shocking” the image was (although it was pretty close…there’s a fairly violent spreading of bum-cheeks, and although some of the colonic tissue has been removed from view, there’s still a pretty good indication of it), it’s the fact that it was not marked as such, and that it was reduplicated about 10 times. There’s also a clear depiction of penile shaft-bottom and scrotumry.

Now, I realize we’ve let similar things go in the past and it’s all a matter of discretion. But you’re kidding yourselves if you think we’re going to see eye-to-bum on every little decision each and every time. Just because we “run” an “internet site” doesn’t make us superhuman or infallible.

Nevertheless, we hear your complaints. So, despite the fact that deferring to them will probably just encourage you further, kind of like how Israel pulling out of the Gaza Strip only lead to an increase of Qbumam rocket attacks, I realize now that I was too harsh on Tesfan and have thus commuted his sentences to a mere two days.

Thank you for your patience during this difficult time.

– Jalapeno “Can’t Be Fired” Bootyhole

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

BUMP FOR SEMI-GREAT JUSTICE SUCCESS!!!


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

As I said, it wasn’t so much how “shocking” the image was (although it was pretty close…there’s a fairly violent spreading of bum-cheeks, and although some of the colonic tissue has been removed from view, there’s still a pretty good indication of it), it’s the fact that it was not marked as such, and that it was reduplicated about 10 times. There’s also a clear depiction of penile shaft-bottom and scrotumry.

Now, I realize we’ve let similar things go in the past and it’s all a matter of discretion. But you’re kidding yourselves if you think we’re going to see eye-to-bum on every little decision each and every time. Just because we “run” an “internet site” doesn’t make us superhuman or infallible.

Nevertheless, we hear your complaints. So, despite the fact that deferring to them will probably just encourage you further, kind of like how Israel pulling out of the Gaza Strip only lead to an increase of Qbumam rocket attacks, I realize now that I was too harsh on Tesfan and have thus commuted his sentences to a mere two days.

Thank you for your patience during this difficult time.

– Jalapeno “Can’t Be Fired” Bootyhole

Why so serious?


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Fran Posted:

Why so serious?

I’m role-playing as an Emo-Moderator.

Also, it’s well known that I have no sense of humor; this is why Forumwarz’s content is so great.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Hey Jalapeno don’t read this, read this. I demand my e-peen. Log in to see images!


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