Fran Posted:

I’m reporting Jalapeno Bootyhole.

His avatar features a fish being finger****ed. This is gross and offensive. I’m shocked.

As I said, it wasn’t so much how “shocking” the image was (although it was pretty close…there’s a fairly violent spreading of bum-cheeks, and although some of the colonic tissue has been removed from view, there’s still a pretty good indication of it), it’s the fact that it was not marked as such, and that it was reduplicated about 10 times. There’s also a clear depiction of penile shaft-bottom and scrotumry.

Now, I realize we’ve let similar things go in the past and it’s all a matter of discretion. But you’re kidding yourselves if you think we’re going to see eye-to-bum on every little decision each and every time. Just because we “run” an “internet site” doesn’t make us superhuman or infallible.

Nevertheless, we hear your complaints. So, despite the fact that deferring to them will probably just encourage you further, kind of like how Israel pulling out of the Gaza Strip only lead to an increase of Qbumam rocket attacks, I realize now that I was too harsh on Tesfan and have thus commuted his sentences to a mere two days.

Thank you for your patience during this difficult time.

– Jalapeno “Can’t Be Fired” Bootyhole