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Wishing threadHONEY-STARLIGHT Posted:
I wish to be the judge of that! (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
nanafabulous personjesus Will Save Us!9 out of 10, all it needs is porn ftw (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
nanafabulous personjesus Will Save Us!Biff Tannen Posted: |
05/26/2008 | |
nanafabulous personjesus Will Save Us!Is this about that dolphin love pr0n thing? (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
The Feelings Thread -- All Are WelcomeI feel like I shouldn’t have to choose between Mexican or Chinese. They should both just shut up and do me at the same time.
Also I feel like that burrito I ate is going to come back to haunt me. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
weed ownsA little weed ain’t bad for kickin back and hangin with the boys. But for the ladies I prefer cocaine. Have you ever gotten a blowjob from a woman with coke on her tongue? I tell ya, the coke numbs the senses just enough that you can go forever, and when you blow, MAN do you blow. Works fer the ladies too, just a little on the clit an they are putty in yer hands. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
waht're u doin tihs summer???????How much money do you have son? For the price of one of those stupid games you play, I know of this lady from the Phillippines, I met when I was stationed in Subic Bay, who would be willing to give you a lot more than just your first kiss. I’ll give you her number for a small finders fee. Hell, you could probably even make yer money back if you can figure a way to sneak in a camera…believe me, the stuff she does with a wicker basket and a ping pong ball, people would be more than willing to pay to watch. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" ThreadAnansi Posted:
Woah! Now hold on there “doc” I never said ANYTHING about premature ejaculation. Reading your answer, it occurs to me that, if the essence of psychiatry isn’t to fix the problem, but to just fool us into ignoring it, well then psychiatry is a load of hooey.
Thanks for tryin ta help, but I think I’ll ask someone more qualified. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
Satan is pretty awesome. That's why I worship the Devil.Lucinda Sherwood Posted:
Mrs. Sherwood. You sure have a way with words darlin. Hearin you talk about demons chewing away at my genitals got me feelin kinda “religious” if you know what I mean.
I sure hope you take me up on my offer for coffee, I’d very much like to “search for God” with you.
I know of several techniques that I can guarantee will bring you closer to heaven.
Tubmail me with the details of when and where you’d like to meet darlin. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" ThreadAnansi Posted:
Doc, believe me when I say, I have achieved “enlightenment” plenty of times. But as much as I am into East Asians, this sounds like a rather painful treatment. Guess I’ll just have to live with it and take solace in the fact that, it is kinda fun, watching all the women I “marked” leave the elevator. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
HelloProClitLiker Posted:
Oh darlin, I won’t charge ya. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
HelloProClitLiker Posted:
I do!!! (view post) |
05/25/2008 | |
waht're u doin tihs summer???????Lucinda Sherwood Posted:
Lucinda. You seem a little uptight. I can see from your piture that you are, “mature”, but yer still a fine lookin lady. Someone like you shouldn’t be so uptight, you need to relax darlin.
Tell you what, you and I should go out for coffee sometime, you can tell me all about religion, and I know of this technique that will help you “find God”, and will completely relax you. Together you and I can find “salvation”. (view post) |
05/25/2008 | |
ELENARATELIMIT THREAD ABOUT PAINBirdofPrey Posted: You might want to get that checked out.
I had that happen to me one time after I pbumed out at a party.
I was worried, there was some guy who was giving me funny, fabulous person kinda looks all night.
Turns out, mine only hurt cuz of some rash I’d picked up from some dumb ****, but still… (view post) |
05/25/2008 | |
please for -gods- sake can we get an ignore feature in flamebate already i'm ****ing DYING to put fenk the midnight stabber what stabs at midnight on ignore forever and ever and everBirdofPrey Posted: |
05/25/2008 | |
Week 5: SRSLY's attempt to reward RP with BPI’ll try, but I have to admit I don’t really roleplay here in these forums.
Now if you are some naughty little skank who needs me to pretend I am Superman, or a pirate, a big black pimp named LeRoy to get you off…well then darlin, I am yer man!
Not enough of that kind of Roleplay goin on here though… (view post) |
05/25/2008 | |
Message To: EmosThe only angst I had when I was a teenager, was when a teacher would call on me to write on the blackboard, and I had a stiffy. Hehe, Shanna Nygards titties. See, she always wore these bumon down shirts, but she had big huge titties, and since I sat to her left, I could always see into her shirt. (view post) |
05/25/2008 | |
dog joke threadHehehe Wiener dog. (view post) |
05/25/2008 | |
Message To: EmosAmp Zaphrix Posted:
I am going to learn how to “think myself off”. How great would it be, at some boring business meeting, or talking to some **** who won’t just shut up and put out, to just lean back, think about woman's genitals real hard, and bust a nut, without even touching yerself? (view post) |
05/25/2008 | |
dog joke threadLittle kid sittin on the sidewalk with a plastic bucket full of turpentine and battery acid, stirring it with a stick. Preist walking by asks him what he’s got in the bucket. Kid tells him, and the priest is worried. So the preist tells the kid, “Boy, I know you like playing with that stuff because it is powerful chemicals, but I have something much more powerful you should be playing with. Holy water! Just a bit ago I put some holy water on a pregnant womans stomach, and she pbumed a child.”
Kid looks up an tells the priest, “**** mister, I put some of this here stuff on a dogs bum, an he pbumed a ****in JEEP!”
Edit: What?? It had a dog in it! (view post) |
05/25/2008 |