How much money do you have son?

For the price of one of those stupid games you play, I know of this lady from the Phillippines, I met when I was stationed in Subic Bay, who would be willing to give you a lot more than just your first kiss.

I’ll give you her number for a small finders fee.

Hell, you could probably even make yer money back if you can figure a way to sneak in a camera…believe me, the stuff she does with a wicker basket and a ping pong ball, people would be more than willing to pay to watch.