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has anyone else noticed how much better flamebate is without wild**** ****posting everwhereNames Rantmonkey. Don’t forget it again fabulous person. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
Why Lesbian pr0n is better than straight pr0nSo are you changing the thread topic to me and bad porn? Edit If so, you should see what this guy just did with his thumb! Trust me this is NOT bad porn! (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
Why Lesbian pr0n is better than straight pr0nBirdofPrey Posted:
Klan got disbanded when L2 got bored with it.
Anyway I have switched thread topic to this —->New new thread topic is now about how, I just started watching a new vid, and in it, a dood was doing a chick from behind, and he was trying to get her to move a little so the cam could pick up her snatch better, and she mubmled something stupid, so he put his thumb in his mouth, got it wet with saliva, then SLAMMED it into her bum, hooked his thumb in her bum, and used it to PULL her into the position he wanted her in, and said, ” Do what I say ****!”
**** now THAT was hawt!! (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
Why Lesbian pr0n is better than straight pr0nBirdofPrey Posted:
I’n mot in a Klan.
NOICE! New new thread topic is now about how, I just started watching a new vid, and in it, a dood was doing a chick from behind, and he was trying to get her to mave a little so the cam could pick up her snatch better, and she mubmled something stupid, so he put his thumb in his mouth, got it wet with saliva, then SLAMMED itinto her bum, and hooked his thumb in her bum, and used it to PULLL her into the position he wanted her in, and said, ” Do what I say ****!” **** now THAT was hawt!! (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
Why Lesbian pr0n is better than straight pr0nThread topic is now about how, I was just watching some hawt porn and really getting into it, when the dood who was ****ing the chick got semi flaccid and fell out. So the chick took him in her mouth and then, to try to make up for the **** up, looked directly at the camera and made this lame ****ing MMMmmm noise while she was sucking his male reproductive organ…..
WTF is with the low goddamned quality of editting pr0n nowadays? And why does the **** always gotta look right into the camera and ruin the fantasy? **** people if yer gonna make pr0n MAKE IT RIGHT!
And that is what the thread topic is now about. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
A ****ty biography of my ****ing self.ProClitLiker Posted:
I was talking about the date, September the eleventh. It happens every year. (I was sort of trying to be a smart bum, I knew what he meant was the terrorist attacks, but conspiracy nuts irritate me!)
As to what you do in your spare time for money, darlin I would never judge…well your performance maybe, but no the way you mean it. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
waht're u doin tihs summer???????ProClitLiker Posted:
You crush the balls with your vag muscles? That is talented!! Not sure if pulling a rabbit out of your twat is hawt or not…hmmmm…come to think of it, sure it is!
I am not sure I believe you though, I can’t see how you could get a rabbit in there…you’ll have to send me some sample pics first, before I decide to buy. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
A ****ty biography of my ****ing self.Actually, if you look at a calendar, it happens once a year, every year. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
waht're u doin tihs summer???????ProClitLiker Posted:
depends. Does the trick involve you sitting in the wicker basket naked and wet, then lowered onto my hard male reproductive organ and spun around? (I can’t remember what she did with the ping pong balls anymore, I was pretty drunk and her mamasun was ****ing and moaning about all the time she was spending with me). Actually I think it involved launching the ping pong balls out of her vag, for distance. Humorous, but not really all that hawt to be honest. The wicker basket on the other hand…**** that was hawt! (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
weed ownsBeBoBli Posted:
Oh hell yes! On coke, you can keep a stiffy longer than you would have thought possible. Hell even after blowing a nut, you still stay stiff, and can keep ****ing until you are ready to blow again.
Don’t get me wrong now, I am not knocking the pot ****! A nice slow screw, while listening to some trippy music, stoned on pot, provides for great orgasm.
I’m just saying, coke really gets you up and keeps you up, if you know what I mean. Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
What's your religious affiliation?L2 Posted:
I can’t remember anymore…let me think.
When I got married to my first wife, I think it was a catholic church. Second wife was Lutheran I think. My third wife…hmmm…is there a church of “how to be a mbumive PMS ****”? She definitely belonged to that one.
Actually she might have been mormon.
Guess I must be a Catholic though, because once you get married in one of their chuches, those ****ers never let go. I still get mail from the church of “My Sacred Lady of the we’re going to guilt you into to coming back to our ****ing church if it kills us” Catholic Church. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
waht're u doin tihs summer???????I’ll be training my mind to be able to “think myself off”. Yesterday I spent three hours just meditating (You call it fantasizing I call it meditating).
And I’ll be working on getting a patent for a new invention of mine I call the sexercizer 3000.
It is basically a stationary bicylce, with a dildo for a seat. The faster you peddle, the faster it vibrates.
Talk about incentive to lose weight!
Best part is, not only will the women go nuts for this, but the men will buy it for their wives too.
I’ll just tell the men that, this machine will be a sure fire way to get your wives off their ever expanding, lazy bumes and lose some of that ugly fat.
Oh, also I will be paying alimony. To all three of my ex’s. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
Wishing threadI wish I wasn’t so damned tempted to send money for those… (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
TOUCHDOWN ****SI understand how you got bored darlin, but, PLEASE tell me you saved some of the porn pics and links??? And that you will sned them to me in tubmail Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
The Feelings Thread -- All Are Welcomeicwutudidthar Posted: |
05/26/2008 | |
I HAS CONFESSION!crotchbiter_the_flaccid Posted:
Dood, why are you exposing this? A dood should never do a male reproductive organ block like that! You just wish you had thought of it! I know I do… (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
A tribute to Pickled male reproductive organbum's talent nsfw slightly shocking^^ LOL Internet “hard guy” There should be a shaking in my boots gif. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
A tribute to Pickled male reproductive organbum's talent nsfw slightly shockinggigerth Posted:
I’m not. Your critique might more if you did ever do anything…I mean other than critique….and post stupid flashing spam. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
A tribute to Pickled male reproductive organbum's talent nsfw slightly shockinggigerth Posted:
In light of all the many many wonderful threads you have started, and all the porn I have seen you post. I’ll just choose to ignore that…and you. (view post) |
05/26/2008 | |
A tribute to Pickled male reproductive organbum's talent nsfw slightly shockingI dug these up from a different thread, and felt I owed it to Pickled male reproductive organbum, fro being such a good sport, and tryin to help me make my first ever thread here decnt. Here they all are in one place.
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05/26/2008 |