I’ll be training my mind to be able to “think myself off”. Yesterday I spent three hours just meditating (You call it fantasizing I call it meditating).

And I’ll be working on getting a patent for a new invention of mine I call the sexercizer 3000.

It is basically a stationary bicylce, with a dildo for a seat.

The faster you peddle, the faster it vibrates.

Talk about incentive to lose weight!

Best part is, not only will the women go nuts for this, but the men will buy it for their wives too.

I’ll just tell the men that, this machine will be a sure fire way to get your wives off their ever expanding, lazy bumes and lose some of that ugly fat.

Oh, also I will be paying alimony. To all three of my ex’s.