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Bargain Drug Sales!

Drugs have been popular today, but we are once again fully restocked.

Also, we have too many books and our stupid whores inquisitive stock girls can’t stop flipping through them, so we are having a book clearance sale.

We have a pile of CMPLT MRN’S GIDE 2 TXTNG, The Art of Flame War, and The Total Retard’s Guide to Breathing, and we’ll be listing them with no reserve for a while. We’ll keep the buy outs, in case anyone wants one desperately, but if you want some cheap books, PLEASE BUY OURS!

Bargain Drug Sales!

Once again, we are fully stocked with drugs.

However, we’re finding our garden is failing and all our onions are dying. So, we’re going to sell of our remaining crop cheap.

All of our Organic Onions are going to be listed with a Buy Out of  700 and a reserve of  500. We can sell them to a legbreaker local store for that, but we’d rather our loyal customers get the first shot at them

So, if you’d like one of our fine onions, carefully tended by our lovely ****s ladies, crawling around in the dirt on their hands and knees waving their bumes like they’re begging weeding and tending to our troubled plants, carrying the onions back to the basket between their silky thighs, and letting their full breasts rest on top of them as they carry the baskets back for processing…

Well, if you’d like the last of these onions, they’re available on Kyoubai now.

Bargain Drug Sales!

Again, it is much appreciated, zagerblag. We’ve been going through our old stock, so as to get our customers the goods they like, despite this current drought of goods.

As always, we have plenty of drugs for the wide variety of moods you may want to feel. In addition, we have word on a crate of balls that should be coming in soon, and we’ll be offering these balls to you at very reasonable prices.

Some of our ****s stock girls have been spending a bit took much time trying to improve themselves flipping through our remaining books, so we’re lowering the reserves to get them out of here and prevent our whores from learning remove the temptation to waste time when our staff should be working.

Bargain Drug Sales!

We are once again well stocked with all the drugs you want and then some (which may require some investigation).

But, as an added bonus, our recent inventory came across a big crate of Communist goods. Since we’re Capitalists, we decided to throw them all on Kyoubai so you could reap the rewards of our rampant exploitation of others.

Video files of fine ladies, sexy pop-up books, piercings for your hands, spine, and souls, some sort of glbumes that go ping, slightly flawed tattoos, slightly stinky panties, some glowing orange balls, and plenty of tape are all yours for the taking!

Caturday and Hamster attacks for old skool players?

That could be something that could be offered for BP. It wouldn’t even need to be cheating, as it’s not really overpowering.

You’d still have to buy them, of course, but you could pay a BP or two to have the option to buy them on one non-Re-Re character.

Bargain Drug Sales!

The early risers have been taken care of for the weekend, but you *real* partiers don’t need to worry, we still have plenty of drugs for your all night pwn party.

This is pretty ridiculous

Well, I’ll say it’s the same problem people have when they get hit with fifty cards in Dom, and everything else is wiped off the screen.

It’s just, y’know, constantly rather than two to four times a week (or whatever). It is still the same problem and it would be nice to see all the other news that was missed in the flood, be it failed auctions, successful auctions, cards, or whatever else might overflow your news feed.

This is pretty ridiculous

Running a Kyoubai store means never seeing anything but successful auction notifications and failed auction Tubmails on your news feed.

If you list enough things, you’ll be missing auction information because of auction information.

Seriously, I got an ePeen when the leaderboards were split and I didn’t even know until I came to read Flamebate.

Why so much focus on Camwhores/Emo Kids?

To be fair, Hackers and Trolls only have one equipment type (Hardware and Fetishes), while Emos and Camwhores have two (Piercings & Tattoos and Shoes and Lingerie), with Glbumes basically having become the anti-Emo Kid gear, so Emos and Camwhores should get twice as many items out of itembuildr than Hackers and Trolls, just by pure random chance.

But, it is more than that so far, but we haven’t really had time to get past random chance, bumuming it is purely random.

How would you improve voting in itembuildr?

At least, eliminating them in the very permanent manner they are eliminated now seems excessive. They could drop from regular voting, but when presented with two options, I think a lot of people would like to be able to vote some of the discarded ideas ‘out of the trash’ so to speak.

Fortunato is right, though. There are a lot of bad entries that should be eliminated. We may not agree entirely on which ones they are, but there are probably a decent number which we would all agree should be.