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Bargain Drug Sales!

We’ve been selling a fairly random bumortment of books, since it’s just what we’ve looted from the dead stumbled across in our warehouses and acquisitions, but we shall be happy to share information, once we have some valid data to share some of which may even be accurate.

Bargain Drug Sales!

We are happy to hear our customers enjoy keeping up with the intricacies of running a highly illegal drug smuggling and slavery ring pharmacy. We shall continue to keep you up to date on the finer details of this dangerous but profitable relatively mundane industry.

On that note, due to giving orders to our drug mules while tripping our balls off a minor ordering error, we have found ourselves with a mbumive shipment of ‘Magic’ Mushrooms. Since we can’t keep these in our warehouses, and it makes an excellent drug to get people hooked on our other products, we’re putting them all up for auction, starting at a single Flezz. Collect them all, as each mushroom gives you a different vision and bidding wars increase our profit from our own mistakes.

Additionally, we’ve found ourselves with a number of computers and wiped hard drives we really need to ‘disappear’, so we have a small number of iPrunes, PruneBooks, and PruneServs for sale at severely reduced rates. This is a limited offer, so act now! Supplies are limited because we don’t keep incriminating data on many computers.

And, after an incident with an avid reader and a large number of hollowed out books, we’ve found ourselves in possession of a small number of books our customers might enjoy even if just for the contact high. We will be offering these books for sale until we’re out of them, so if you like reading books that make you literally trip, check our limited offerings.

Suggestion: remove auction notifications on homepage

Those notifications are currently the only way you know you sold something, so I’d rather they not be removed without a suitable replacement.

I find it quite useful to know what’s selling and when, even if that’s all I can see in my news feed.

Bargain Drug Sales!

Powerthirst (and everything else) restocked.

Bargain Drug Sales!

Acid Flux Posted:

I ran some numbers the other day, and if a player uses our stores instead of buying their gear & consumbales through the traditional stores, they stand to save about 2 Million flezz during their journey from Level 1 to Level 35.

The numbers have it! Buying from us can save you Millions of Flezz!

If you need some quality drugs at discount prices, just look for our auctions and know that you’re saving huge amounts of Flezz with every purchase! If you need equipment, look for Acid Flux’s crack gear acquisition team, providing you with your gear at prices so low, you’d swear they were stolen!

Bargain Drug Sales!

zagerblag Posted:

Can’t you beat these prices with Frugality from nothing but .moar files?

In fact, no.

While some of these prices may be achievable using the full selection of .moar files (which are difficult to actually acquire and cost millions of Flezz), others are lower than that and would require purchasing Frugality. Purchasing Frugality means spending upgrade points that could be used for effective pwning, and the four day wait for haxlrose means using at least four visits with reduced combat stats.

The only people selling things cheaper than can be achieved with maximum Frugality are trying to get the Best Auctioneer and, as such, are only going to do so for a limited time, so they aren’t very reliable.

As Acid Flux has noted, it is a lot of effort to acquire enough Frugality to beat our prices. We are obviously not selling for cost (since doing so is foolish), so it is possible to get a better price with enough Frugality. We can only judge our prices on what people are willing to pay. If our prices were too high, then our drugs wouldn’t be selling out nearly constantly. Our bumociates conduct continuing market research to determine the proper prices for our goods, based on the existing supply and the demand for products. As prices fluctuate and demand shifts, our prices change and the available products expand and contract to match. We have nothing to gain by listing goods that remain unpurchased, and we are not hesitant to stop selling things that do not sell.

tl;dr If our prices were too high, people wouldn’t buy the product. If people didn’t buy the product, we wouldn’t sell it. If it were easy to beat our prices, we wouldn’t be selling anything. We are, so our prices must not be too high.

Bargain Drug Sales!

Acid Flux was clearing out a warehouse of 5-HTP, hence his temporary, but extremely low price. But, he has to store his big budget books and high end equipment somewhere, and the drugs just don’t bring in the same kind of Flezz. But, the market is right back up, and we’re still selling tons of 5-HTP. It’s hard to keep it on the shelves!

As for EndoPatchs, he doesn’t have any listed currently, while our are readily available (though, frankly, they’ve never sold that well, and we’ve considered not bothering restocking several times).

But, as for right now, we’re fully restocked, and it’s all ready to buy, no waiting involved!

However, the comments and criticism are always appreciated. It’s difficult to watch everyone who might want in on the vast drug market, and we do wish to stay competitive even if it means taking out the competition.

Bargain Drug Sales!

Sure, our discarded onions in a trash heap garden is starting to bloom, and our whores stock girls think tending the garden is a nice break from being pimped stocking shelves, so we should have a steady supply of onions soon.

Bargain Drug Sales!

Are you sure?

Separate from our auctions with buy out prices, we see a page of non-buy out auctions for Organic Onions. You may have to go to page 2 to find the ones we’ve listed.

Regardless, they’re still there, and anxiously awaiting purchase, as well as a variety of other goods.

Bargain Drug Sales!

We, again, fully restocked.

And, for a limited time since it’s due to one of our drug whores lack of attention we have a number of My Shiny Vaginy™ Home Waxing Kits available at  9,000. If they sell well, we may consider adding them to our stock on purpose.

Buy, buy, BUY!