We are happy to hear our customers enjoy keeping up with the intricacies of running a highly illegal drug smuggling and slavery ring pharmacy. We shall continue to keep you up to date on the finer details of this dangerous but profitable relatively mundane industry.

On that note, due to giving orders to our drug mules while tripping our balls off a minor ordering error, we have found ourselves with a mbumive shipment of ‘Magic’ Mushrooms. Since we can’t keep these in our warehouses, and it makes an excellent drug to get people hooked on our other products, we’re putting them all up for auction, starting at a single Flezz. Collect them all, as each mushroom gives you a different vision and bidding wars increase our profit from our own mistakes.

Additionally, we’ve found ourselves with a number of computers and wiped hard drives we really need to ‘disappear’, so we have a small number of iPrunes, PruneBooks, and PruneServs for sale at severely reduced rates. This is a limited offer, so act now! Supplies are limited because we don’t keep incriminating data on many computers.

And, after an incident with an avid reader and a large number of hollowed out books, we’ve found ourselves in possession of a small number of books our customers might enjoy even if just for the contact high. We will be offering these books for sale until we’re out of them, so if you like reading books that make you literally trip, check our limited offerings.