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D&D Interest CheckSabre_Justice Posted: |
11/18/2007 |
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Riddle Me ThisOn a train, Smith, Robinson, and Jones are the fireman, brakeman, and the engineer, but NOT respectively. Also aboard the train are three pbumengers who have the same names: a Mr. Smith, a Mr. Robinson, and a Mr. Jones.
Mr. Robinson is a pbumenger. He lives in Detroit.
The brakeman lives exactly halfway between Chicago and Detroit.
Mr. Jones is a pbumenger. He earns exactly $20,000 per year.
The brakeman’s nearest neighbor, one of the pbumengers, earns exactly three times as much as the brakeman.
Smith is not a pbumenger. He beats the fireman in billiards.
The pbumenger whose name is the same as the brakeman’s lives in Chicago.
Who is the engineer? (view post) |
11/18/2007 |
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(D&D 3.0) The City“Oh dear, you must be mistaken. I’m not a necrophiliac, I’m just saying that it probably wouldn’t be horrible to have sex with a corpse, if it were a particularly attractive one. I’ll save my pleasures for the LIVING flesh, thank you. It tends to be more grateful. Or, at least, it usually does.”
EDIT: Roll a general SEARCH check on the cell, not anywhere specific, as he doesn’t know of the straw. 10, by the way. (view post) |
11/18/2007 |
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(D&D 3.0) The City“Well, when you die, dearest gnome, and I’m out of here, I’m certain that you won’t mind if I paw through your possessions? That’s a good chap.” (view post) |
11/18/2007 |
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(D&D 3.0) The City“See? We know not in what manner he means to ‘have’ the poorly gnome. But anyway, perhaps we should listen to his fell notions, as I believe that they’d amuse me. Why exactly do you think you’re going to die?” (view post) |
11/18/2007 |
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Riddle Me ThisA stick? :-P (view post) |
11/18/2007 |
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(D&D 3.0) The City“Hey, don’t automatically bumume. He might be a necrophile. Either way, that sounds right fun, although not for me. Although I haven’t tried either, and so I can’t say for sure.” (view post) |
11/18/2007 |
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ITT timemachine, next stop:1886Shadow Turkey Posted:
By jove! Thank you for your bumistance, gentleman. (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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D&D Interest CheckSabre_Justice Posted:
And the next Michael Moore film. (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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(D&D 3.0) The CityLesser men might have been shocked, I suppose, but Jason never considered himself a “lesser” man. “Well, then. I suppose that they would have wretched little lives anyway. The name’s Timothy Wilkins, traveling merchant. Of course, I’m sure that most of my gear has been confiscated, so when I get out of here, I’m certain I’ll have to try my hand at another trade. Oh, I’m sure you’ll understand, but I don’t really want the guards figuring out my real name’s Timothy. After all, I gave them a different name. It’s to protect my reputation, you see. Wouldn’t want to good Wilkins name to be sullied.” He almost thought to give that half-male reproductive organed grin again, but he didn’t even try it this time. “But anyway, the point is my name’s Timothy. What’s yours?” (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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ITT timemachine, next stop:1886My attention to all you good sirs. I believe that I have invented a flying machine. It consists of leathery wings such as a bat would have, attached to a bicycle. I am to drive it off of a small cliff to-morrow. Soon, I shall be the first man to reach the sky.
If this is successful, then I believe I shall try to fly to the moon, at some point. (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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what are your thoughts on anime?Tony Starks Posted: |
11/17/2007 |
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D&D Interest CheckA transsexual is someone who is born one gender, but believes that they should be the other one. A transvestite is someone who dresses in woman’s clothing for sexual pleasure or for other reasons. A transsexual doesn’t have to have a sex change, though.
EDIT: Also, the name of the rock band is “ABORTION CLINIC.” (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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(D&D 3.0) The CityJason gave a male reproductive organed smile, decided that made him look somewhat insane, and gave a normal one. “Oh, not much. Just stuck it in some girl. I didn’t know her dad was that important. Psh. I probably wouldn’t even be here if I didn’t take her necklace… and if I was planning on staying. But anyway, here I am, all because her precious daddy said I stuck it in the wrong hole. Psh. Isn’t that one of those laws that nobody in their right mind enforces, am I right?” He doesn’t wait for an answer, “Yeah. I am right. Thanks. But yeah, if it WAS the law, and it might be, it might not be, she should be in here, too, but I don’t. Her daddy must have been very proud of her. Honestly, a woman her age going to her father, it’s disgraceful.
Where are my manners. What are you in here for, fellow?” (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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lunch thread 11/17Night Gaunt Posted: |
11/17/2007 |
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Riddle Me ThisCubear Posted:
Dung. (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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D&D Interest Check2nd Edition was horribly unbalanced, used nonsensical rules, and was generally a pain in the bum to run or play with. Especially THAC0… Jesus! But then again, I took it up AFTER 3rd edition, so perhaps I’m guilty of the same thing he seems to be. (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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Mysterymeat:Mysterymeat Posted:
I’m sure it was, widdle baby boo boo. (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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UPDATED NOV 2: Role Playing RulesUnending Torment Posted:
Hehe. Sugar mammary glands. (view post) |
11/17/2007 |
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Mysterymeat:Did it hurt, you poor little baby? Awww… (view post) |
11/17/2007 |