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”It is strange.” says Zak. “That armour is old too. I can only presume he never got the chance… are you sure you don’t know how long this body has been here?”

With nobody with any ranks in Heal, weeeeeelp. Sorry, all out of luck in that field.

Isn’t heal a skill that one can use without any ranks?

Mm-hmm, if you’re trying to bandage a wound or remove caltrops or somesuch. But with some ranks, it reflects formal/professional training in first-aid and, possibly, simple post-mortem anatomy.

Hm. I’m quite surprised our necromancer doesn’t have that, now that I think about it. Ah, well. Talking in italics is fun, and makes me feel important!

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eponymous_ennui Posted:

Sabre_Justice Posted:

”It is strange.” says Zak. “That armour is old too. I can only presume he never got the chance… are you sure you don’t know how long this body has been here?”

With nobody with any ranks in Heal, weeeeeelp. Sorry, all out of luck in that field.

Isn’t heal a skill that one can use without any ranks?

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“That’s odd… that chainmail has never been used. It’s rusted, and yet it seems completely new. No scratches, nothing. Why would he be wearing armor if he wasn’t going to use it?”

Before he goes to grab the pouch, he makes sure that none of those evil little maggots are around. If they are, he’s going to mention it to someone else.

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Fine, I roll a spot check. I get a whopping 0 for that.

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Being hung over, and of a weak constitution, Jason almost decides that now would be a good time to lose his lunch. Fortunately for all in the cell, he’s able to hold it in. “What in Baator is that?”

Of course, at heart, Jason is a practical man, even in his disgust. “Also, did you find that pin?”

Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote

There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Knottingham wood
He learned how to ****
from old Friar Tuck
And made Marion whenever he could

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“Oh, my. You’re saying that there might be some sort of disease spreading through this cell? I certainly can’t afford a malaise right now, as my behavior is certainly risky enough without adding threat of illness.”

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“Having trouble, dear boy? It seems as if you’ve made quite a little mess, there.”

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And we play Dungeons and Dragons. Log in to see images!

And we post on internet forums as to how much our life sucks, and how our parents oppress us and never understand the depth of our sorrow and oh black miasma running down my face, the pain in my empty life is echoing with dull bbum as the metallic taste of my blood spits in my mouth and leaves me like that ****ing ****.

And then we mock other people and expose ourselves to horrors beyond imagining, and revel in them. And we dress up in animal mascot costumes and have orgies.

Oh, my. Now we’re just getting silly.

Sabre has a fascinating imagination. Why, just the other day he was telling me about this place where people dress up in… what did you call it, Sabre, “fursuits”? Yes, I think that was it. And they would go at each other in a peculiar fashion they called “yiffing”. Of course, that would never happen, ha ha ha ha ha!

Quite. *pipe*

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Jason thinks to himself: ‘Oh, my… I’d rather not search through that effluent, but it could be prudent to our escape. If this crazy gnome thinks that we’re going to die, I have a feeling that we just might. I haven’t discounted a hunch, yet.’

Still, he looks around to see if he could find something to dig around in the pit without touching it himself.