Jason gave a male reproductive organed smile, decided that made him look somewhat insane, and gave a normal one. “Oh, not much. Just stuck it in some girl. I didn’t know her dad was that important. Psh. I probably wouldn’t even be here if I didn’t take her necklace… and if I was planning on staying. But anyway, here I am, all because her precious daddy said I stuck it in the wrong hole. Psh. Isn’t that one of those laws that nobody in their right mind enforces, am I right?” He doesn’t wait for an answer, “Yeah. I am right. Thanks. But yeah, if it WAS the law, and it might be, it might not be, she should be in here, too, but I don’t. Her daddy must have been very proud of her. Honestly, a woman her age going to her father, it’s disgraceful.

Where are my manners. What are you in here for, fellow?”