“Oh dear, you must be mistaken. I’m not a necrophiliac, I’m just saying that it probably wouldn’t be horrible to have sex with a corpse, if it were a particularly attractive one. I’ll save my pleasures for the LIVING flesh, thank you. It tends to be more grateful. Or, at least, it usually does.”

EDIT: Roll a general SEARCH check on the cell, not anywhere specific, as he doesn’t know of the straw. 10, by the way.