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FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle Final Results

celerysteve dats right

fine upstanding member of societys love to fight

only takes one bullet

to turn out tha lights

yo thanks fo a fun contest well be around so dont worry. take care

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle Final Round: celerysteve vs Deific Blunder

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Gather round all y’all playaz and playa-haterz, it’s that mutha****in’ time!

Time fo’ the battle we all been waitin’ on, The FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in’ Battle Final Round.

We already got our 4th and 3rd place winnaz; FAIL gitz 1 BP and Fortunato ridez off wit’ 3.

Tonight we all gonna see which playa gonna grab up on dat E-Peen dat’ll raise up hiz male reproductive organ length to a respectable gangsta level.

 

First off, some o’ dem rulez:

1. Dis ****’s gonna be real straight-forward. After this post gitz toxxed, celerysteve gonna step up to da mic and spit hiz best rhymez and stylin’z, then dat dawg, Deific Blunder gonna throw hiz best **** down. These mutha****a’s gonna trade they blows at least 6 times each over the next 5 dayz, cuz Friday night at midnight this ghetto battle iz over, ya feel me? Keep in mind, fine upstanding member of society, judges ain’t gonna stop readin’ or listenin’ at six postz, so if time ain’t up keep goin’ fo’ dat winnin’ vote.

2. As usual, yo’ entry can be text, audio, o’ video, but it betta be original and hot, cuz ain’t no one gonna be moved by some re-used beatz.

3. It’z mo’ important this round dat all y’all playaz watchin’ win/fail dat **** honestly, cuz y’all gonna be the tie-breakin’ vote o’ da three.

 

Dat’z it.

Now this fine upstanding member of society wants ta seem some all out, no holdz barred, ghetto fabulous rhymes.

Bring it celerysteve, yo’ up.

yo, one last final toxx

bring the bling n tha rocks

polish tha boots n wear yo suits

winner of dis round gets the loots

so gather roun’, win/fail dis ****

no holds barred, make it legit

get yo blows in, nothin but crits

best of luck, use yo wits

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Pre-Finalz Showdown celerysteve vs Zombiggie Smalls

Celerysteve Posted:

Yo DJ flip this **** I’m gonna spit this real quick

I grab up this mic like a fist full of boomstick

I’ll blow this zombie away while he turns out tricks

this character alt has got some balls but he aint got no male reproductive organ

the **** fell off, it’s the rot, he’s got no male reproductive organ

I put his game to shame while he’s stuffin a sock

to replace his manhood but it don’t look too damn good

he don’t want to eat brain but he’ll take the whole head

he takes tools to the face like in shawn of the dead

I’m a guerrilla wolverine like in dawn of the red

they all tried to stop me but I face down animosity

you won’t top me, you walkin’ dead meat zombie

try to step to me you get a bullet lobotomy

that’s when I remove your brain cuz you aint usin’ it

you end up losin’ it – that’s it, you’re done

unless you want more, ok then… come get some

pre-eminent emcee of tha universe

ima euthanize this ho’s puny verse

like a crippled horse

wit a broken leg, what’s worse

dis veggie’s got no flow

like terry schiavo

but wit even more slow

yo

take out yo feed tube

eat my zombie pubes

lyrical enjoy

oops, forgot the lube

instead

i might be dead

but i got mad street cred

you best watch out

ima eat yo brains right out yo inflated head

So, something happened earlier and apparently it's up to either me or Hobart to bring up these things.

yo check it, hey

dis one goes out to mah boy charlie sheen

pro actor, he say what he mean

rappin’ ‘bout flamebate

turned into somthin we hate

rp heavyweights

dey made dis place great

its time to fix tha problems

it might just be too late

all yall fine upstanding member of societys readin dis

sg94 n alts will be sore missed

zomB.I.G. is ****ed

so lissen to me

its time to bring tha rp

grab yo BP

make some alts, see

lets make dese forums how dey used ta be

zombiggie out

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 3 - Celerysteve vs. FAIL

its been a while

aint no denial

CELERYSTEVE vs. FAIL

n dey is bringin’ tha style

fine upstanding member of societys watching dis ****

make sure you don’t quit

either winvote to tha sky

or failvote to tha pits

these skillz dont lie

grab yo suits n ties

clash of tha wits

dis battle’s gonna FLY

FAIL, approach da mic plz

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 2 Winnerz

special shout-out to my kick-bum fine upstanding member of societys

one o’ dese four gets his peen made bigger

it come down to dis

spoutin’ lyrical bliss

dese final fo’ ain’t never missed

but watch out

round 3 gots a twist

so pick yo best diss

use yo tongue as yo fist

don’ settle for some woman's genitals-bum

slap on tha wrist

here be yo’ winners:

Celerysteve

Deific Blunder

FAIL

Fortunato

maadd props yo

Pairings n Round 3 starts tomorrow

check it

FORUMWARZ CARICATURES

This is legit yo

get that artist juice ta flow

best represent yo homies ya know

keep it up fine upstanding member of society

Round Two Showdownz For The FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mutha****in' Battle

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Time fo’ some serious ****, playas! Round 2 has mutha****in’ begun!

First this fine upstanding member of society needs to lay down some new rules:

 

1. Each throwdown’ll have its own mutha****in’ thread. My fine upstanding member of society Zombiggie’ll let y’all know which playa is ta step up first. Both fine upstanding member of societyz need to bust they **** at least 3 times, one after tha other, and they got 3 dayz ta do it.

2. This time, each playa must mention 2 things at least once in they battle: A Looney Toon characta or catch phrase, and a mutha****in’ Crotch Zombie memba. Again, y’all gotta mention each o’ those things at least once in yo’ battle. We don’t care how, just make sure y’all do it.

3. Jus’ like before, yo’ **** can be text, but that audio/video **** had an influence on the results fo’ last round. Keep dat **** in mind, ridah.

4. Again, plagiarism’s for pussies ‘n haters, so don’t test it or we’ll catch ya. Y’all can count on it.

5. Win/fail may not o’ mattered last round, but dis round could be different, so all y’all sideline fine upstanding member of societyz should be votin’ on dat ****.

 

So here’s da fine upstanding member of societyz gonna be slingin’ in dis round:

swine vs Celerysteve

AAHZ vs FAIL

Fortunato vs Bong-Hitz

Lament vs Deific Blunder

 

Threadz are comin’, so get yo’ rhymes ready!

quick toxx for ma bro

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 2 - Fortunato vs. Bong-Hitz

awwwww ****

it’s another phat rhyme ****fit

cuz when dat hate don’t quit

it makes a fight more legit

now, i have to say

(but no bias, no way)

i respect a man named after herb

jes sit on the curb

dawg, word

feelin’ high as a bird

i also respect cannonballs o’ love

a bald gift from above, g

ya feel me

it’s Fortunato vs. Bong-Hitz, see

win/fail voting is tha way to be

help yo fave be tha numba one OG

win phat stacks of BP

Bong-Hitz will take tha mic first, awww yeeeeeee

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 2 - swine vs. Celerysteve

holla to ma ladies, yo, yo

we gots some pig n some vegetables

n dey is rarin’ to go

SO

swine in da left

celerysteve in da right

spittin’ hot lines like dynamite

burnin’ crimes all day n night

check dis fight

all you fine upstanding member of societys duck for cover

best run to yo motha

winvote dese brothas

if you like

if you a psych

then failvote, awight?

first fine upstanding member of society takin’ the stand:

swine

have at, ma man