ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Gather round all y’all playaz and playa-haterz, it’s that mutha****in’ time!

Time fo’ the battle we all been waitin’ on, The FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in’ Battle Final Round.

We already got our 4th and 3rd place winnaz; FAIL gitz 1 BP and Fortunato ridez off wit’ 3.

Tonight we all gonna see which playa gonna grab up on dat E-Peen dat’ll raise up hiz male reproductive organ length to a respectable gangsta level.

 

First off, some o’ dem rulez:

1. Dis ****’s gonna be real straight-forward. After this post gitz toxxed, celerysteve gonna step up to da mic and spit hiz best rhymez and stylin’z, then dat dawg, Deific Blunder gonna throw hiz best **** down. These mutha****a’s gonna trade they blows at least 6 times each over the next 5 dayz, cuz Friday night at midnight this ghetto battle iz over, ya feel me? Keep in mind, fine upstanding member of society, judges ain’t gonna stop readin’ or listenin’ at six postz, so if time ain’t up keep goin’ fo’ dat winnin’ vote.

2. As usual, yo’ entry can be text, audio, o’ video, but it betta be original and hot, cuz ain’t no one gonna be moved by some re-used beatz.

3. It’z mo’ important this round dat all y’all playaz watchin’ win/fail dat **** honestly, cuz y’all gonna be the tie-breakin’ vote o’ da three.

 

Dat’z it.

Now this fine upstanding member of society wants ta seem some all out, no holdz barred, ghetto fabulous rhymes.

Bring it celerysteve, yo’ up.

yo, one last final toxx

bring the bling n tha rocks

polish tha boots n wear yo suits

winner of dis round gets the loots

so gather roun’, win/fail dis ****

no holds barred, make it legit

get yo blows in, nothin but crits

best of luck, use yo wits

Raepdog Posted:

Yaw **** Bout To Get REAL WUT WUT?

Yo Jala Jala,

Jala Back!

Prepare for my bootyhole attack!

****es fall with bumes up,

**** that **** oh man oh ****!

Hes the master of pain,

he’ll give you an orgasm insane!

****ing whites blacks and Asians,

hes the biggest Canadian sensation!

women beware and some men to,

hes not bi but he’ll make you!

Hes bootyhole and I’d **** him,

turn off the lights he’ll bring the party in!

Thread Dead.

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

We ain’t here ta see yo’ ****, dawg, we here to see da two top gangstaz.

ZPac you ain’t be the first corpse I drop. Im the opening act if you don’t like it, step it.

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

we here ta see a rap battle.

wow, now that I could not step to, clap clap clap

Holy ****. That was sick.

Celerysteve Posted:

I bought a mic. I needed one for tf2 anyway.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mcz2gnlynbd

Fashionably late, but my spits still delectable

Rap game cannibal, but I always eat my vegetables

Your ****’s a china shop, fine upstanding member of society I’m the raging bull

Owe you hospitalization, trust me, I always pay in full

**** from the 80’s, yet everyone gets sprung

enjoy kit for what? 2 inches ain’t hung

We havin’ fun? Wreck yo’ **** with my tongue

No need to pull out the guns when I can just fill up my lungs

Let loose all my laughter ‘cause your flow ain’t respectable

Put forth more effort to reach down and scratch my testicles

Your mouth is put to better use as a DB vestibule

To catch all my seed like the newest hot collectible

Celerysteve Posted:

http://www.mediafire.com/?nutmwnfmthn

Yo, The fact you think that you belong is gettin’ up my ire

Your spittin’ up Gerber, I’m belchin’ out fire

I set the bar at a level to which you can’t aspire

You got a bye through 3 rounds, **** just retire

Or fire the PR guy who’s sayin’ you’re legit

Whoever thought you should be here should have their wig split

You claim to be the master and I don’t give a whit

I prove that you’re a novice with every bar that I emit

The trail of bodies shows that this barrage cannot be weathered

Stand up to this battle bully and you’ll get your neck severed

Didn’t you read the sign? Beware of Dog: IT’S NEVER TETHERED

Get the **** out of my domain before you get tarred and feathered

The only thing you bring is a plethora of puns

Fran is fat and condiments? fine upstanding member of society, are you spun?

FAIL quit, Chan wanted friends and Swine had to run

Lookin’ back on it all, what have you actually done?

You beat some non-combatants and you think that you can gloat

Went and bought a mic to try and put a kink in my spokes

The fact you’re in the finals is your biggest joke

Stick to what your good at, Master of ****posts

Wow, that’s some nice free form poetry. It’s so cool and like, organic that you don’t restrict yourself to measure or rhythm. ITR: Truth and Fortunato’s beat: http://www.mediafire.com/?dutmi2madwf