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Macho FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 2 Winnerz

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

special shout-out to my kick-bum fine upstanding member of societys

one o’ dese four gets his peen made bigger

it come down to dis

spoutin’ lyrical bliss

dese final fo’ ain’t never missed

but watch out

round 3 gots a twist

 

 

so pick yo best diss

use yo tongue as yo fist

don’ settle for some woman's genitals-bum

slap on tha wrist

here be yo’ winners:

Celerysteve

Deific Blunder

FAIL

Fortunato

maadd props yo

Pairings n Round 3 starts tomorrow

check it

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Couldn’t cut the mustard. Log in to see images!

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Lament Posted:

Couldn’t cut the mustard. Log in to see images!

Don’t fool yourself. It was a war and you have skills.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Sorry I went MIA the last few days, I was busy getting drunk in a different state. I’m back now, ready to dominate round 3 though Log in to see images!

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

FAIL Posted:

Sorry I went MIA the last few days, I was busy getting drunk in a different state. I’m back now, ready to dominate round 3 though Log in to see images!

Have fun?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Deific Blunder Posted:

Have fun?

Yeah dude, but I can’t drink like I used to. We got drunk at Brewfest starting at 11:00am saturday and sunday so I need this day to recover before going back to work tomorrow

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

FAIL Posted:

Yeah dude, but I can’t drink like I used to. We got drunk at Brewfest starting at 11:00am saturday and sunday so I need this day to recover before going back to work tomorrow

Bad bum! How large was the festival?

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I feel like i had a decisive victory, but I obviously put more effort into it. I thought swine would go all eminem on me for mentioning his kid – i hope we’re still cool – i mean all my **** was directed at you anyway, I didn’t really say anything about your kid.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Deific Blunder Posted:

Bad bum! How large was the festival?

There was supposedly 20,000 people saturday, and 10,000 sunday. It didn’tfeel like that many (which was good thing, the square was relatively small).

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Celerysteve Posted:

I feel like i had a decisive victory, but I obviously put more effort into it. I thought swine would go all eminem on me for mentioning his kid – i hope we’re still cool – i mean all my **** was directed at you anyway, I didn’t really say anything about your kid.

Huh? Yeah, man. All fun and games. Besides, if I didn’t want people to know I had a kid (or kids) I wouldn’t have mentioned it. Also, make a .rar file of all your raps when this is over. I want to Ipod them and I’m really lazy.

On a side note: I’m really curious just how I lost this.

DuskProdigy

Avatar: Guitar Girl
6

Level 23 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Probably the same way as me – Steve has inferior rhymes but far superior beats.

UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Alt fail.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

swine Posted:

Huh? Yeah, man. All fun and games. Besides, if I didn’t want people to know I had a kid (or kids) I wouldn’t have mentioned it. Also, make a .rar file of all your raps when this is over. I want to Ipod them and I’m really lazy.

On a side note: I’m really curious just how I lost this.

You had more votes, but it was obvious klanvoting. I mean your first one was p good but it just kind of went downhill from there. And you didn’t follow rule #2 till the very end (which is major factor because its hard to make stuff sound good when you have to force those two references in there).

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Sup, homies?

Gots some beats to lay down fo’ yo’ bumes…

 

We got four more ridahs left in the row

Droppin’ bodies like singles on a 2 dolla’ ho

They dropped bombs on gangsta posers

Stockin’ rhymes like ****in’ grocers

Wiped the stage by drivin’ dozers

But they glory ain’t no closer

Cuz this **** ain’t done

This ghetto battle ain’t won

There’s still blood to be shed

Wit’ verbal kicks to the head

It’s time to take a look at the fine upstanding member of societys left standin’

To show ‘em what the road they on will be demandin’

 

We got Celerysteve bringin’ garden fresh beatz

Chan brought peace so he stomped wearin’ kleetz

Then twisted his foot to move on to round two

To face a pig who musta’ had betta **** to do

Cuz he phoned in his rhymez while he was scratchin’ his ballz

And in the end all we got o’ swine was three dropped callz

So don’t be proud of yo’self cuz you ain’t seen **** yet

Betta’ prep some hot beatz, you done blown through yo’ set

But I’ll give you yo’ props, I’ll even link to yo’ post

Best bring a glock to round three or yo’ bum’ll be toast

 

Celerysteve’s garden fresh beatz an’ crazy ****

 

Deific Blunder grabbed the mic an’ showed no pity

Spent round one stompin’ on a helpless ****in’ kittie

To face off with Lament and ram his face in the ground

Like Lament had shown up to take his bum to the pound

And he wasn’t havin’ dat ****

Put out a flow that didn’t quit

He claimed dat **** as his own

Like he was chewin’ a bone

But those battlez is past now an’ they don’t mean ****

You homies betta collar this dawg or you gonna get bit

 

Deific Blunder’s flowin’ mad beatz

 

We move on to FAIL like he’s on top o’ the world

But all he’s had to face so far is 12 year old girlz

The first fine upstanding member of society he met, can’t even rememba his name

Then the ho in round 2 dropped right outta the game

My fine upstanding member of society FAIL took a break, went to party with crew

Gettin’ drunk and ****in’ hos cuz he had **** else to do

Has this playa gone stale? Will he have his rhymes dropped?

Will the destroya of contests finally have his bum cropped?

Stay tuned fo’ round three to see the gangstas return

If he don’t catch up quick his bum is gonna get burned

 

What FAIL callz hiz rap battle rhymin’ skillz

 

One last fine upstanding member of society to put his head on the block

Wit’ a dome lookin’ like the very tip of my male reproductive organ

He’s been droppin’ hiz beats of the top o’ his shelf

In round one he might as well o’ been ****in’ himself

If Damion was there he must not’ve said jack

If he did that **** must’ve been incredibly whack

Cuz I don’t rememba seein’ **** for Fortunato to swat

Then in round two he faced up to an invisible twat

Who was too high to show up, we still ain’t heard ****

Maybe that fine upstanding member of society choked on too bigga bong hit

Either way Fortunato’s gotta long road in front

If he wants to be a playa, and not end up a woman's genitals

 

Fortunato’s display of lyrical and beat mixin’ skillz

 

There’s all yo’ playas linin’ up to begin round three

Whoever wins I think y’all fine upstanding member of societys gonna have to agree

That this battle’s on fire and we’re settin’ the scene

Fo’ one o’ these ridahs to walk away with a peen

 

I’m out

All love and respect to my momma

Peace

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Round 3 beginz Tuesday night, fine upstanding member of societyz.

Holla!

ZPac Shakorpse edited this message on 06/30/2009 2:51AM

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

:bumsore:

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Bumpin’ so all my fine upstanding member of societyz gets to see the recap before round 3 beginz.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Well, I’m going to be afk most of this week, on a vacation. You can start if you want. I would be up for pre-recording stuff and having someone else post it, but that kinda defeats the purpose in my mind.

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Yo fine upstanding member of society, considerin’ it’s a holiday week, if the otha three contestants are gonna be as busy we can hold off round three till next week. What ya think, playaz, should we wait for the second half of this shiznit till after the 4th? I gotz no problem wit’ it if we do.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

We should wait for all 4 people to be ready imo

It shouldn’t be too hard to accommodate everyones’ schedules

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