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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP10/10
Another day I wasn’t crazy for. I’ll put up my entire list.
3. Cheer-Goalie 2. Sulwyn 1. gleebot
I seriously need to stop giving gleebot bp. (view post) |
10/14/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP10/9
No bp for this day. Just wasn’t feeling it. Might be from spending the last few hours staring at INCIT wins. Let’s see how the next day goes. (view post) |
10/13/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP10/8
A decent day. I’m going with a top 7, because I don’t want to spend the time to try to figure out which ones should go…despite the fact that I’m going to rank them somewhat, so I could just take off the extra two…
Top 7: 7.IsSoCash 6. heirloom 4. puss mcquack 3. gleebot 1. blacknarwhal (view post) |
10/13/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP10/7 Holy ****, what a good day for INCIT. One of the best I have ever seen. Mother ****ers showed up in force. I’m sitting here with a list of 12 possibles. This list could’ve easily been much longer, but I had to start resisting some. I’m going to shave two off and we’ll go with a top 10.
First,the special non-bp prize Shishi for making me realize how much Henry Kissingers looks like Ben Stein/reminding me of a show I love.
Top 10: 9.Sulwyn 6.L34NB4CK 5.NeoVid 4.TaCo_B0b
This was another really hard one to figure out, I really liked all of them and a bunch of others that didn’t make the list. Great job. (view post) |
10/13/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BPOh ****, broken promises.
10/6
Special non-bp award to Jubbles for best reference to a song I ****ing hate.
Top 5: 5. Ricket- Brevity 4. Stumpy Mike- Penetration 3. Dobnits- Brevetration 2. Gleebot- Atomic Brevetration 1. Vageena Davis- Erotic Brevetration
It’s a little unfair, because I’m a sucker for mustache education humor, but I did have a hard time figuring out the arrangement of the top five. Good job everybody.
EDIT: Looking over my list again, I remember I also liked Neovid’s so let’s call that #6. (view post) |
10/13/2009 |
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The Cut Episode 3 Mission Arc That Would've Eradicated SexismI just don’t get why you don’t like the mission? Is it the educational element? Also, I know the excerpts make it seem out of sorts, but it flows very well. Do you think it’s too empowering? (view post) |
10/12/2009 |
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The Cut Episode 3 Mission Arc That Would've Eradicated Sexism1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
None of the apprentices would ever say anything bad about men. Also, the spelling is too good. (view post) |
10/12/2009 |
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The Cut Episode 3 Mission Arc That Would've Eradicated Sexism1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
That is not official unofficial Forumwarz Episode 3 content. (view post) |
10/12/2009 |
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The Cut Episode 3 Mission Arc That Would've Eradicated SexismMore recovered dialogue:
PLAYER 1 Jeannie, why am I always so cold?
HYGIENE JEANNIE Because the heat escapes out your woman's genitals, dear.
PLAYER 1 Well that sucks. I guess men are just built more efficiently.
HYGIENE JEANNIE It’s not just a guess, it’s science fact. It’s also why women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. —————————————————— PLAYER 1 I feel so empowered and free! I should call all my girlfriends together so we can have a lunch where all we do is giggle!
HYGIENE JEANNIE Make sure to wear pink! —————————————————— PLAYER 1 Does a dirty woman's genitals have any effect on babies?
HYGIENE JEANNIE It certainly does. 1,000 babies each year are miscarried due to what doctors call “Filthy Cooter Syndrome.”
PLAYER 1 That’s awful!
HYGIENE JEANNIE At least they didn’t have to get too fat. ——————————————————————- HYGIENE JEANNIE Back when I had a dirty woman's genitals, I had to settle for being a female firefighter.
PLAYER 1 How awful, the equipment must have been so heavy and you probably got all sweaty and your woman's genitals must’ve looked like Wesley Snipes after a day in all that soot!
HYGIENE JEANNIE I found a new recipe for cake! (view post) |
10/12/2009 |
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The Cut Episode 3 Mission Arc That Would've Eradicated SexismRecovered dialogue:
HYGIENE JEANNIE Tell me, how do you do with the boys?
PLAYER 1 Okay, I guess. I mean, as a woman finding a man to take care of me is the most important thing in the world.
HYGIENE JEANNIE As it should be. But, lately, have you been getting many dates?
PLAYER 1 No, but that can’t be because of how my genitals smell could it? Even if it is bad, it couldn’t waft out from under the many pretty and expensive dresses I wear, could it?
HYGIENE JEANNIE Lol, for someone who was born with a woman's genitals, you sure don’t know much about them! —————————————————-
PLAYER 1 I don’t get it, Jeannie. If there’s moisture in my woman's genitals, why can’t I grow a potato in there?
HYGIENE JEANNIE Because, silly girl, your uterus is for babies and sperm, not agriculture.
PLAYER 1 Ohhhhhh! ——————————————————-
HYGIENE JEANNIE That’s why you should always run on the beach in white pants and smoke Virginia Slims!
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PLAYER 1 I was focusing on my career, but I suppose as I woman my sensuality should come first.
HYGIENE JEANNIE Why not combine the two?
PLAYER 1 Hey, maybe I will. (view post) |
10/12/2009 |
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The Cut Episode 3 Mission Arc That Would've Eradicated SexismMission name: There’s A Hole In My woman's genitals (Wait, That Is My woman's genitals)
Characters: Player 1 (who can totally be a woman) Hygiene Jeannie
Synopsis: Player 1’s woman's genitals smells TERRIBLE and it turns out she’s been using it to store her check book, some mints, paper clips, a few handful of cotton balls, and her car’s license and registration (rookie mistake). Player 1 realizes this while they trying to pwn the forum Pastronauts (a forum for Italian astronauts) and can’t go on because of abdominal cramps or tender nipples or whatever (details to be researched/worked out).
You get a tubmail from Hygiene Jeannie and she leads you on a three mission arc about properly cleaning your woman's genitals. You have to take quizzes, there’s a fun little Match-3 type game where you have to match things your woman's genitals can smell like (fish, a summer rain shower, etc), and you have to pwn a group of forums that spread lies about woman's genitalsl hygiene (for instance: you can clean your woman's genitals with a toothbrush).
After you complete the missions you get an item (a shirt that says “Feeling Prideful About My Vag!” and it has a picture of a bunch of lions on it) and the “Today I Become A Woman” e-peen.
This would’ve put to rest all the arguments about sexism, but some people thought it was a little too respectful and empowering. (view post) |
10/12/2009 |
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Unban Merc. Also demod spacekadtOkay, guys, I’m releasing the papers. WeChall’s got us. Here’s the awful mod abuse you guys don’t even realize you suffer from.
WARNING: Way too stupid and TL;DR to read.
Why Merc Got Banned
Part I: Merc Speaks Coloquially: INCIT-Bot 5000: We need at least 5 submissions before we can begin voting. I’m extending the submission period. 8:46PM MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: We gotta talk, bro. That ban shouldnt have been issued. sillybear25: aww… Name-: ban? MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: I invited him here to take my seat at the table because I was leaving. INCIT-Bot 5000: We need at least 5 submissions before we can begin voting. I’m extending the submission period. PhineasPoe: MercWithMouth: What the ****? Is that even a thing? MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: He submitted because he saw there was only 4submissions in the queue when he got here. 8:47PM Name-: who was banned?
Part II: In Which We Learn Who Was Banned: 8:47PM INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified. MercWithMouth: PhineasPo Name-: _2Dum2Kno . A damn fine INCIT player and a bona fide bumet to the Forumwarz community. INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in! PhineasPoe: All right, a few things: 1. This doesn’t involve you at all, Merc. 2. If it’s going to be discussed, he can discuss it with me. 3. It doesn’t need to be talked about here. 8:48PM MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: What do you mean by “not even a thing?”
PART III: REAL- Time: Better Than Other Types of Time? 8:48PM MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: I’m afraid you’re wrong on count one. But you’re absolutely right on count3. Ergo… we won’t discuss Count1 here. MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: Please come with me. I’m asking very respectfully. MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: http://tinypaste.com/dbba4 PhineasPoe: No, Merc. It was a dump sub. He’s been warned and banned before. It’s only a day. And again, most importantly, it doesn’t involve you. INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified. 8:51PM MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: He’s located there. Come talk to him. In REAL-TIME.
Part IV: LOLCAPS MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: You banned a player for 24hours despite a veteran player vouching for him strongly. 8:53PM MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: The least you owe him is talking to him— in real-time. PhineasPoe: OH DEAR **** IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED? MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: Please do not dodge the underlying issue by playing the “I’m the mod here” card. PhineasPoe: Thanks for breaking the situation that occured five minutes ago down for me, bud. PhineasPoe: I’m not. PhineasPoe: I’m playing the “Merc’s not a mod, so it’s none of his business” card. 8:54PM MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: Then come talk to him and find a more suitable solution to an outright community ban.
PART V: Spacekadt spacekadt: MercWithMouth: seriously, stop. veteran players vouching for someone don’t mean crap. PhineasPoe has the admins and other mods behind him. if you want to protest, go make an unban thread in rp 8:54PM INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified. PhineasPoe: MercWithMouth: Like what, community service? 8:55PM spacekadt: MercWithMouth: this is your “mod discretion” warning on this one from someone wholly not involved in whatever just happened INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in! Name-: durr i maek vote 4 myself out INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun! teejayandjon: mai work here, is done. teejayandjon: *JUMPS OUT A WINDOW* MercWithMouth: spacekadt: I fail to see how I’m being disruptive. My conduct could be penalized if I was interfering with a mod from bumISTING a player— not from explaining to him a contrary perspective. 8:56PM
PART VI: Merc is a Modern Day Tom Joad: 8:56PM MercWithMouth: Name-: I’m not even submitting this round. 8:57PM spacekadt: MercWithMouth: it’s none of your business. PhineasPoe is a mod and in charge of INCIT. bans are at his discretion, not yours. the punishment for breaking rules is well known and PhineasPoe did not overstep that punishment. it’s done. let it go. Decambray: i love how the chat is totaly based on INCIT atm. Name-: wait what MercWithMouth: spacekadt: sorry. call it the nag of the legal profession… Decambray: i wish this chat would be filled more with talks about b& and stuff… I wonder if lets say… Merc! would like some cheese with his whine. INCIT-Bot 5000: We need at least 5 submissions before we can begin voting. I’m extending the submission period. MercWithMouth: spacekadt: but when i see an injustice… no matter how petty… MercWithMouth: spacekadt: *small MercWithMouth: spacekadt: i feel an obligation tos peak up. 8:58PM
PART VII: If Merc’s Not Gonna Play Incit, No One Should Play INCIT: 8:58PM spacekadt: MercWithMouth: it doesn’t concern you. that’s basically the end of the story here. 8:59PM INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified. PhineasPoe: Injustice is a heavy word for a 24 hour community ban. MercWithMouth: spacekadt: as i recall… you imparied your own credibility SEVERELY when you aided-and-abetted raw INCIT vandalism. INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in! MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: then come talk to him and hammer out a compromise. Name-: boated byself out a-****ing-gain INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun! spacekadt: MercWithMouth: whether or not that’s true… it’s totally beside the point. PhineasPoe made a call that has the backing of the admins and other mods. it’s out of your hands. if you want to protest, do it in rp, not INCIT 9:00PM MercWithMouth: Name-: maybe you should just not submit for a while… i’m a bit more agitated about what i’m seeing here than you think.
PART VIII: Everybody Supports Merc: PhineasPoe: No, you understand how ridiculous you’re being, right? 9:00PM Decambray: <- Laughs at the whine about a 24 hour ban. perfect occasion to get some RL life. MercWithMouth: Decambray: well OF COURSE i’m whining. I won’t deny that. PhineasPoe: Name-: Dude, you can submit whenever you want. Just because Merc’s getting ****y doesn’t mean you can’t play. MercWithMouth: Decambray: but the due was out of line. MercWithMouth: *dude Decambray: The only thing out of line is you going on about it over and over again. Decambray: IMO. MercWithMouth: Decambray: That’s right. In your opinion. MercWithMouth: Decambray: My opinion is the contrary. Decambray: thats why i said imo I wonder if you couldn’t adress this issue elsewhere since this isn’t the ‘lets talk about bans all the time’-chat 9:02PM sillybear25: ffs, can you quit arguing and play
PART IX: MERC HAS EYE TROUBLE: Name-: MercWithMouth: wait, is there something wrong with my stuff, or you just ****ed off? i dont get it 9:02PM MercWithMouth: Name-: lol. the second one, man. teejayandjon: *Blasts through the roof in a parachut* INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in! Name-: MercWithMouth: second what MercWithMouth: Name-: 2dum2kno shouldnt have been banned. 9:03PM MercWithMouth: Name-: i’m not playing cuz i’m displeased with what i;m seeing.
JESUS THIS IS LONG: MERC’S FINAL WORDS: 9:03PM MercWithMouth: Name-: i was suggesting the same thing for you. MercWithMouth: teejayandjon: Even so… it MIGHT be better to sit out a few rounds. Name-: MercWithMouth: sooo i shouldnt submit cause… you don’t like what you see where? MercWithMouth: Name-: teejayandjon: I’m not submitting because I think the mod played the mod-abuse card. Moreover, MercWithMouth: Name-: teejayandjon: He won’t sit down with the ‘victim’ to discuss it or try to find a middle-ground. Name-: MercWithMouth: so you don’t want us to get banned? so far it seems hes cool with me PhineasPoe: Guys, I think Merc’s trying to call an INCIT strike. INCIT STRIKE, EVERYBODY! IT’S A SIT IN! I’m partial to “We Shall Not Be Moved” so if you guys could sing that one and maybe some Phil Ochs. MercWithMouth: Name-: teejayandjon: You heard the man. Decambray: I dunno the lines, else i’d be totaly in.. but i’m not 9:05PM MercWithMouth: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/topics/2004-wech¬all-super-secret-forum Are you happy? Sad? Filled w. RAAAGE? Share on the WeCh¬all Clan Forum! (it’s easier if you click here http://tinyurl.com/WCForum ) ...and banned. (view post) |
10/11/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP10/5
What a bad day for INCIT. I’m tempted to keep my bp. Let’s just do special non-bp prize, plus a winner…
Special prize for Best Corn Pun goes to thepotatoking.
**** it, here’s runner-up lesterdfunct And winner Vertigo CRASH. (view post) |
10/11/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP10/4
Special non-bp award to TVsFrank for Best name/Best Worst Pun.
5. heirloom- Make love not war. 4. Hand-E-Food- Love what God gave you. 3. uewebawo- Love the one you’re with. 2. plk- Love is a battlefield. 1. gleebot- Loves labor codes lost. (view post) |
10/11/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP10/3
Special bp award to Cheins Sanchez for what I call The Cheins Sanchez Quadrilogy. Bizarre and oddly poetic, maybe there’s jokes in there, maybe it’s all nonsense. It’s almost Lynchian, and I can say that because I admit I’m a douchebag. Also, Cheins had a good, more conventional win later.
Top 5: 5. blacknarhwal 3. gleebot 2. FishBlister 1. plk (view post) |
10/11/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BPSorry, I’ve fallen way behind on this, I’ve been busy with stuff for school. I’ll try to clear up as much of the backlog as I can today. At the latest, everything will be up to speed by tomorrow night. (view post) |
10/11/2009 |
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The hardest thing about Forumwarz is...(view post) |
10/07/2009 |
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Tonight we set sail.Furthering the sailing derailment
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10/07/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP10/2
Special one-time only, non-bp award to Dunatis for best Pastor Niemoeller reference of the day.
5.Demonzz-Human 4. ip- Not human 3.ec2-Dehuman 2. Shishi- human condition 1.gilbertgottfried-Tested on humans
I juggled these around for a bit until I settled on the order. Good job, everybody. (view post) |
10/04/2009 |
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30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP10/1
One time only, special non-bp award to Vageena Davis for best use of product placement.
5. Stumpy Mike 4. Gleebot 3. Cheer-Goalie 2. Hand-E-Food 1. Xaroth (view post) |
10/04/2009 |