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	The Episode 3 Development Podcast: Call for questions This is more of a suggestion than a question, but I think the podcast should cost $3.99 to listen to. (view post)	09/24/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP All right, today I’m going to throw out some honorable mentions. There were some decent ones yesterday, more than the three I’m going to mention here. Every time I see someone tackle a picture from an angle I’ve never seen my male reproductive organ twitches a little. Like this one by d4: http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122609 . It’s not about blowjobs! He’s not the winner, though, and neither is… man-man for http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122760 . Have you ever watched the Daily Show or a comedian and they say something and the audience doesn’t laugh but they clap? That’s my reaction to this one. The sentiment is clever and true, but it didn’t tickle my funnybone. Last in the parade of failure is Erectile_Death with http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122612 . Not mo’ chucklicious, but it shows that the pictures don’t have to be funny to mine something out of them. If you look at the angles you can get something out of any pic. It’s not the picture’s job to be funny, it’s the player’s. People have been good so far with accepting the fact that I don’t give a ** about what they think about my choosing. Let’s see if that is maintained when I say that uewebawo** is the winner for 9/23 for http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122774 . Now, I have a feeling this was probably a dump sub, but unlike most dump subs that are completely unrelated to the picture…this almost makes sense. Did a guy eat some chicken and learn Spanish? Is it somehow like the old joke about a man waking up and his pillow is gone? The more I thought about it,the more it seemed like there was just one piece missing that kept it from making sense. That missing piece made it funnier for me. It’s abstract and open, normally I like something more concerete, but I’m going with it. That concludes the pretentious run down for 9/23. High hopes for tomorrow. TL;DR: uewebawo wins (view post)	09/24/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP And the winner for 9/22 is…Gleebot again for: http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122390 What makes it funny is dogs can’t even play tennis. Today was another decent day. High hopes for tomorrow. (view post)	09/23/2009
	COULD YHOU PLEAZE DO SOMEHTING ABOUT THIS ****ING NARWHAL INFESTATIONS ALREADY??????????????????? JB and ET told the apprentices to write the narwhals into episode 3 so the infestation would seem like a feature and not a hazard to users. This runs deeper than you think. (view post)	09/23/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP And the winner for 9/21 is Gleebot for http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122199 I’ve been away from INCIT for awhile, so baby trees may be old hat, but I don’t think I’ve seen it before. Like Dunatis’ on the first day, it gives a strong mental image that compliments the one captioned. Imagine a baby tree in full bloom and imagine the idiots who would forget to harvest it. Aside from about three or so pages of ****, today’s entries were better than yesterdays. Cheer-Goalie and Erectile Death had some nice ones today and it was nice to see some entries from folks who usually don’t play. Good work. High hopes for tomorrow. (view post)	09/22/2009
	Petition to fire JB and hire PhineasPoe as the new official FW's main writer My contest hasn’t made INCIT any better Log in to see images!. At least not as far as I can see. Though, if I were the official writer I would make sure Charlie Sheen’s ideas got implemented. (view post)	09/22/2009
	Why is Fie banned? NeoVid Posted: So, is it OK to enter “Filler entry so we can vote”? Not that I would, since my entries are really funny, but just checkin’. If a round needs a 5th vote I think it’s okay to submit whatever. If you can think of something related to the picture that’s good, but since stalled rounds usual end up with most people being disqualified it doesn’t matter that much. (view post)	09/22/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP I couldn’t find a winner I really liked yesterday, so no bp for 9/20. High hopes for tomorrow, though. (view post)	09/21/2009
	Why is Fie banned? Let me be a huge fabulous person for a minute: Remember Nailbomb with his **ty, unoriginal image spam? I know that a lot of you hated that as much as I did, because it was stupid and unoriginal. How are W’s any different? No, it doesn’t anything up, but it doesn’t help anything either. It’s part of the cycle of that keeps INCIT terrible. If you want to troll at least put some effort into it. Show the INCIT fabulous persons why you’re funnier than them. Also, I’ve very specially put myself in the position where I have to read every INCIT win for 30 days. I have enough ** to wade through. I’m a selfish man. (view post)	09/21/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP And the winner for 9/19 is Cheer-Goalie for this: http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/121681 . Cheer-Goalie isn’t the first person to go with an Anne Frank reference for that pic. I’ve never seen it executed like that, though. I like entries that are unexpected the most, but ones that take a new angle on the usual joke is welcome as well. Cheer had a bunch of pretty good entries yesterday. As usual, if you don’t agree, I don’t care. (view post)	09/20/2009
	INCIT Improvement chrispl2000 Posted: There might even be an E-peen in it for you! lol (view post)	09/19/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP All right, I went through all of the wins for the 18th. The bp incentive really hasn’t made folks step up to the plate, it was pretty painful to have to look through them all. That means there’s good news and better news: The good news: I’ll probably end up keeping a lot of my bp. The better news: I’ll probably kill myself by day 15. I didn’t want to kick things off with me keeping a bp, so I’m giving the first day’s bp to…let’s see….Dunatis. For this: http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/121322 Why do I think it’s the best of the day? Because when I saw it this scene came into my mind: Two police detectives are investigating the vandalism (for some reason). One shakes his head slowly, “Who do you think did this?” he asks. The other detective crouches down and looks hard at the graffiti. As he takes off his sunglbumes he says, “Someone angry about life…angry about pirates.” “I’ll check out the docks, you check out that pirate ship ride at the carnival.” If you don’t like it, I don’t care. HIGH HOPES FOR DAY TWO! (view post)	09/19/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP baou30 Posted: too late? Log in to see images! ————— Log in to see images! What the **** are you talking about? (view post)	09/18/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP Welcome to day 1 of the 30 days of INCIT. (view post)	09/18/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP Vageena Davis Posted: Any chance of posting some terribly unfunny entries that win? Possibly, but my therapist says I should focus on the positive. (view post)	09/17/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP 1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted: I doubt this will make me play, I’m just posting my admiration of Phineas Poe and requesting that winning entries be posted ITT. Good luck. They definitely will, probably along with some honorable mentions. (view post)	09/17/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP Fortunato Posted: Nice work. So the contest ends oct 18? Yes. Technically, the last bp will be handed out on the 19th, but the 18th will be the last day where a win can qualify to get a bp. (view post)	09/17/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP Also, just so it’s totally clear there will be no bp awarded for today, September 17th. It’s probably obvious from the OP, but I wanted to make sure. (view post)	09/17/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP man-man Posted: What about the funny entries that no-one votes for because they’re too busy dumpvoting? Hopefully, this contest will curb dump submissions. You can’t win if you have a **ty entry. The fewer **ty entries, the less people are able to dump vote. That’s how I’m hoping it goes at least. I doubt I’ll do this, but while I’m lurking I might keep an eye on great submissions that lose. Then, if there’s no good winners that day I might give the bp to someone who really tried. That’s harder to keep track of and not fair to people who try when I’m not around, so it probably won’t go that way. (view post)	09/17/2009
	30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP PhineasPoe Posted: INCIT sucks. We all know it and if you disagree then you’re unfunny and terrible. Sorry, but it’s true. Now, I’m an INCIT fabulous person from way back and in my opinion things weren’t always this bad. If Bruce Springsteen’s celebratory ode to living in the past “Glory Days” has taught me anything, it’s that memories are the best place to dwell. Another Springsteen song taught me that if you want something fixed you have to throw money at it (I think the song might’ve been “The River” or “Atlantic City” ). That’s why, at tonight at midnight EST, 30 Days of INCIT will start. For 30 straight days those playing INCIT will have the chance to win one BP a day. Not a lot, but there’s no limit to how many BP you can win.* How do you win? By being *FUNNY. BOLD. ITALICS. FUNNY. Also, CREATIVE and CLEVER. I’ll go through the day’s wins in the Hall of * and pick the one I find funniest and send the winner a BP. The next day it starts all over again and the next day until October 18th (I’m pretty sure that’s 30 days, but I took retard math in high school, so maybe not). If someone kicks major bum, there might even be an E-Peen in it for you. Is it fair that I’m appointing myself the comedy judge? No, not really, but I’m the one with the BP, so shut the up. Am I a sellout for aiding Crotch Zombie with INCIT/Protivate? Yes, and I’m getting half the profits for all Protivate sales (so far I have to pay them about $44.01 to help cover the developer’s fee). Am I afraid that I’ll purposefully or inadvertently favor or discount certain players? No, I hate you all. To help you out, I’ll list some things I find absolutely unfunny in INCIT: – Any submissions that equates to “WTF????? THIS PIC IZ WEIRD!!!!” – Any submission that involves a meme. – Most submissions that have nothing to do with the picture. – Any submission that is an exact copy of one I’ve seen before. This includes blatantly stealing a previous win (even if it’s your own) or using something that’s been done to death such as “Dear Diary, Jackpot” or something about women needing to be in the kitchen. – I’m going to try not to favor submissions that reference something I like. That’s not fair and it’s kind of lazy. In the event that a day yields nothing funny, I will keep my BP for that day. Also, there’s a chance I might be playing a little. I won’t reward myself with a BP, but every win for me is one less chance for you to win. Hopefully, this contest will get people into the habit of being good INCIT players. I am positive that after the 30 days are over, INCIT’s newfound stability will match that of Iraq’s. Now, get out there, and stop being *, people! Also, no trolling. Except for me, I can troll. You can’t. Technically, the limit is 30. TOXX fine upstanding member of societys (view post)	09/17/2009

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