Odalisque Posted:
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BloodyDemise Posted:
charlie can i be on two and a half men pleeeeeease my mom loves that show and it would finally make her proud of me
this seasons over but maybe next season i got a ton of creative control they just never take my ideas you know the season finale was going to be this episode where i had to defuse a bomb but i also had two dates on the same night so i had to keep like runnin leaving the table where one date was and going to another table where the other date was then goin to the and defusin it **** was hilarious but they were like Charlie it doesnt make any sense and i said such is love man such is love
1337xxxxxxxx-xlololololol-ololololxxxx-xxxxx1337 Posted:
charlie sheen shoudl write ep 3
i all ready got a script for it goin peep this
EXT VIETNAM
a helicopter comes in out of the risin sun miniguns blazing and missile firing fine upstanding member of society huts blowin up and gooks getting cut apat by bullets
capt hominger: take that gooks
lt danielson: yeah take that
pfc homingson: **** those guys uh oh
a bazooka missle hits the helicopter and starts to spin its all on fire and **** and crashes into the ocean
pfc homingson: how will we get home
lt danielson: by havin an adventure and teamwork
capt hominger: teamwork word
EXT JUNGLE
a tiger totally leaps out of nowhere and starts eating rookie johnson
rookie johnson: oh **** a tigers eatin me shoot it shoot it
capt hominger: hold your fire men look at that
rookie johnsons blood is yellow it becomes obvius he was a fine upstanding member of society spy all along
pfc homingson: that tiger saved our bum
lt danielson: it must be lucky and magic lets keep him by our side
tiger: mrowr
EXT DO LUNG BRIDGE
a huge battle is going on pfc homingson is riding the tiger and the tiger is bitin and clawin people while homingson fires like two m-16s at once one in each hand sgt sanders gets blown up by a grenade
lt danielson: sanders no he only had one day left until he got shipped back home
pfc homingson:wait whats the tiger doing
the tiger goes over to sanders and puts its paws on him sanders comes back to life with all the strength and speed of a tiger
sgt sanders:tiger strength mother ****ers
sgt sanders rips the bridge apart and all the gooks fall to their death
capt hominger: how will we get across now
the tiger starts flying soldiers across the river
EXT AMERICA
capt hominger: we made it
THE END?
Charlie Sheen edited this message on 06/22/2009 2:51PM
