Mission name: There’s A Hole In My woman's genitals (Wait, That Is My woman's genitals)

Characters: Player 1 (who can totally be a woman)

Hygiene Jeannie

Synopsis: Player 1’s woman's genitals smells TERRIBLE and it turns out she’s been using it to store her check book, some mints, paper clips, a few handful of cotton balls, and her car’s license and registration (rookie mistake). Player 1 realizes this while they trying to pwn the forum Pastronauts (a forum for Italian astronauts) and can’t go on because of abdominal cramps or tender nipples or whatever (details to be researched/worked out).

You get a tubmail from Hygiene Jeannie and she leads you on a three mission arc about properly cleaning your woman's genitals. You have to take quizzes, there’s a fun little Match-3 type game where you have to match things your woman's genitals can smell like (fish, a summer rain shower, etc), and you have to pwn a group of forums that spread lies about woman's genitalsl hygiene (for instance: you can clean your woman's genitals with a toothbrush).

After you complete the missions you get an item (a shirt that says “Feeling Prideful About My Vag!” and it has a picture of a bunch of lions on it) and the “Today I Become A Woman” e-peen.

This would’ve put to rest all the arguments about sexism, but some people thought it was a little too respectful and empowering.