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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

More recovered dialogue:

PLAYER 1

Jeannie, why am I always so cold?

HYGIENE JEANNIE

Because the heat escapes out your woman's genitals, dear.

PLAYER 1

Well that sucks. I guess men are just built more efficiently.

HYGIENE JEANNIE

It’s not just a guess, it’s science fact. It’s also why women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

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PLAYER 1

I feel so empowered and free! I should call all my girlfriends together so we can have a lunch where all we do is giggle!

HYGIENE JEANNIE

Make sure to wear pink!

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PLAYER 1

Does a dirty woman's genitals have any effect on babies?

HYGIENE JEANNIE

It certainly does. 1,000 babies each year are miscarried due to what doctors call “Filthy Cooter Syndrome.”

PLAYER 1

That’s awful!

HYGIENE JEANNIE

At least they didn’t have to get too fat.

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HYGIENE JEANNIE

Back when I had a dirty woman's genitals, I had to settle for being a female firefighter.

PLAYER 1

How awful, the equipment must have been so heavy and you probably got all sweaty and your woman's genitals must’ve looked like Wesley Snipes after a day in all that soot!

HYGIENE JEANNIE

I found a new recipe for cake!


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

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