Recovered dialogue:

HYGIENE JEANNIE

Tell me, how do you do with the boys?

PLAYER 1

Okay, I guess. I mean, as a woman finding a man to take care of me is the most important thing in the world.

HYGIENE JEANNIE

As it should be. But, lately, have you been getting many dates?

PLAYER 1

No, but that can’t be because of how my genitals smell could it?

Even if it is bad, it couldn’t waft out from under the many pretty and expensive dresses I wear, could it?

HYGIENE JEANNIE

Lol, for someone who was born with a woman's genitals, you sure don’t know much about them!

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PLAYER 1

I don’t get it, Jeannie. If there’s moisture in my woman's genitals, why can’t I grow a potato in there?

HYGIENE JEANNIE

Because, silly girl, your uterus is for babies and sperm, not agriculture.

PLAYER 1

Ohhhhhh!

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HYGIENE JEANNIE

That’s why you should always run on the beach in white pants and smoke Virginia Slims!

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PLAYER 1

I was focusing on my career, but I suppose as I woman my sensuality should come first.

HYGIENE JEANNIE

Why not combine the two?

PLAYER 1

Hey, maybe I will.