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	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED deMonSPaWN Posted: FOR ONE SUCH AS YOU WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING? YES, IT IS NECESSARY THOUGH ULTIMATELY ALL YOU MUST DO IS INVITE ME INTO YOUR BODY A PROMISE SPOKEN THRICE IS BINDING IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD YOU SHOULD TRY AN EXORCISM…BWAHAHAHAHAHA Fine, I sang your name three times, now get your sulfur smelling bum into my body, so we can get this thing over with. Also Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is the song I had to hum to get Jefferson Airplane out of my head from an incident earlier today. Would you have preferred White Rabbit? (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED deMonSPaWN Posted: THE PROPER WAY TO INTONE A NAME IS NOT SIMPLY TO SAY IT, BUT TO CHANT IT A NAME MAY BE SUNG OR RECITED IN MONOTONE SO LONG AS EVERY SYLLABLE IS GIVEN THE PROPER WEIGHT OPEN YOUR MIND AND SOUL TO THE MEANING BETWEEN THE SYLLABLES FEEL MY DREAD PRESENCE AS A WEIGHT UPON YOU AND WELCOME ME INTO YOUR BEING Yah yah yah, alright alright, hang on, I’ll be right back, I’ll go grab the candle and that other ***. All this is really necessary, I mean for real? You…people or, whatever, are really into rituals huh? about a minute later* Ok, I have the **** you need. Here, I’ll light the candle and throw on the pentacle…there alright? I don’t really want to sing, that’s pretty gay but…I guess if that’s what I gotta do. in a chanting sing song voice deMonSPaWN deMonSPaWN deMonSPaWN. YOu’re just ****ing with me for the laughs aren’t you? (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: I’m goin to pretend that I have even one single clue what any of that meant, and just nod and smile and hope like hell…unfortunate choice of words…hope like CRAZY that you know what you are doing, and that it won’t kill me. You’d better walk me through what we need to do here. (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED I’m goin to pretend that I have even one single clue what any of that meant, and just nod and smile and hope like hell…unfortunate choice of words…hope like CRAZY that you know what you are doing, and that it won’t kill me. (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED There we go, enough time has pbumed. Yup, looks like SG94 is sound asleep. Now a simple pop of the latch of the window, a little push, and in we go. Now let me see….ah there it is, the computer. In goes the flashdrive and begin download. .... .... .... .... .... .... DOWNLOAD COMPLETE Well you better be in here demon. Why does SG94 have a poster of a enjoy scene on the wall? And why is SG94 sleeping with headsets on? Oh well, no time for that now, have to remember to do a little snooping around later. Out the window and we’re on to the next step in the plan. This had better work, and it had BETTER be worth the information…if this hurts I’m gonna be ****ED! (view post)	06/27/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Alright, I have the flashdrive, and a backup just case. Now all I have to do is get inside the house and download the demon from the computer. Let me see…ah here we are, looks like SG94 has an airconditioning system that will work nicely. One canister of sleeping gas, check. Pop the top, set it by the intake of the air conditioner, and give it a couple minutes, and SG94 will be sleeping like a baby. Then it will just be a simple matter of slipping inside, and downloading the demon. Then the most difficult part. He’d better have this “specialist” all ready to go. Alright, canister deployed, now just a few minutes and slip inside. (view post)	06/27/2008
	POST ABOUT THE GENTLEMANS CLUB Orb Posted: The Gentleman’s Club is a pretty cool guy. But some of those agents dig a little too deep. Some of them are investigating where they shouldn’t. Some of them may be in grave danger. Oh? Do tell! Where is it that we should not be investigating Orb? Actually maybe you should tell me privately, it is not safe here. (view post)	06/27/2008
	POST ABOUT THE GENTLEMANS CLUB scullyangel Posted: I think you should let nana adopt you. Log in to see images! ROFL! Not a bad idea actually. Angry Hobo, Nana’s klan TSB is full of VERY nice people who would really treat you like you deserve! You could ask them for an invite. The invite to TGC is still there though if you want, just delete your klan and I will send it right away. So adorable.Log in to see images! (view post)	06/27/2008
	YOU ARE ALL **ING . Angry hobo Posted: IS YOUR Y KLAN ANY BIG IN THE COMUNITY OR IS REALLY WHAT IT SEEMS TO BE, A BUNCH OF male reproductive organSUCKING **? I dunno, come join and see for yourself, we’re spies. All you need to do is leave your klan and I’ll send you an invite (view post)	06/27/2008
	YOU ARE ALL **ING . Natalie Posted: No, we’re SRSLY. Keep your klans straight, man! LOL I just want him to join he’s so damned cute and adorable! Log in to see images!** (view post)	06/27/2008
	YOU ARE ALL **ING . Angry hobo Posted: I DONT LIKE fabulous personS! Stop denying, I can see it in your eyes. But SRSLY Come join my klan we’re like Secret Agent spies and **, you’ll totally fit right in! Just delete your klan and I will send you an invite. (view post)	06/27/2008
	Gender Thread Angry hobo Posted: Log in to see images! I’ll be the judge of that, come join m klan Log in to see images! Also on topic I refuse to say, because it might influence how my posts are read. Log in to see images! (view post)	06/27/2008
	YOU ARE ALL **ING . Angry hobo Posted: AND ON TOPIC IS YOUR KLAN ANYGOOD OR IS FULL OF fabulous personS LIKE YOU? Full of fabulous persons like me. Wanna join? Log in to see images! Come on! You know you wanna you little cutie pie!Log in to see images!** (view post)	06/27/2008
	YOU ARE ALL **ING . Angry hobo Posted: YOU fine upstanding member of society, I BET YOUR FROM AFRIKA WITHT THAT IN NAME. I STILL WANT ANSWERS YOU MORONS! I thought you were going away? You are pretty cute though…maybe you should leave your klan and join mine? I’m sure ew could make room for someone as cute as you Log in to see images!** (view post)	06/27/2008
	I MADE A KLAN Angry hobo Posted: IM NOT A **IN TROLL ALSO I’M JUST A EMO CAUSE I’M DEFENETLY NOT A CAM WHORE ASWELL, AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU OFF, BUT TO MAKE IT CLEARER FOR YOU DUMB RETARD HERE IT GOES…. YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU Not a good way to start a klan, numbnuts. You gotta be WS. Aslo why don’t you /Log in to see images!** and crai emo fabulous person. (view post)	06/27/2008
	I MADE A KLAN n00Biff Posted: A cute widdle emo kid who thinks he’s a big bad troll = adorable! Log in to see images! Smells like another Wild **** alt to me (view post)	06/27/2008
	POST YR FACE Angry hobo Posted: HAHAHAHA YOU’R ALL UGLY woman's genitalsS I’m flat sexy, **. The babes dig me too. Log in to see images! Now go troll a different thread before you get hurt! Log in to see images! Log in to see images!** (view post)	06/27/2008
	Raiding Klan v. Non-Raiding Klan v. Klanless scoop/card gap Amasius Posted: – Fortunately antifreeze is kinda fixed now but I still don’t get it why it is possible to get scoops for gambling. Gambling isn’t fun (some addicts may disagree), you don’t need skills to do it and you don’t even do it with others. There should be a better way to get antifreeze. This is something I agree with completely. Gambling for me, isn’t fun at all. It’s just another boring grind. And if I really wanted to play blackjack, there are much better blackjack sites all over the internet for it. Heck I LOVE to play poker, but even if there was a poker option for gamblebot, I would still rather find a good poker site on the internet then play it here. (view post)	06/27/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION I don’t care if you play the radio QUIETLY. And it might be better to have the top down in case I throw up again. Just drive me back to the lab. Maybe the “plant guy” you don’t like can cook me up something for this hangover. I don’t believe you won’t say a word, but it doesn’t matter because I am going to ignore you now. I am IGNORING you now. NOT LISTENING! Log in to see images! (view post)	06/27/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Janie Posted: Won’t say a word. I’ll just play some music. I don’t suppose you want to take your luck on a random pill? Why does everyone think I’m not old enough to drive or whatever? Of course, your plant guy is just a jerk. Want the top down? Why me? Log in to see images! (view post)	06/27/2008