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	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines January Posted: Hah hah hah! I’m sure none of them will be hurt, as long as I don’t accidentally use Sub. D! Monkey, ever seen the clinical testing for this stuff? It’s amazing, boyo. Stuff reacts with the blood cells, instantly becomes acidic. No idea how they pull it off, but it’s brilliant. It made me throw up in my mouth a little when I saw the live testing…and I don’t throw up ever. Nasty **** that. Anyway they’ll behave I think. I want to check on this mongoose’s computer and see what it was he was livejournaling. January, you are good with computers, can you get past his security and bring up what he was visiting? (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines Orb Posted: Never saw- my people are dead! Whether you are our savior our murderer, I’m hardly in a position to stop you! Do what you want, but don’t expect much cooperation. My people are scared half to death by all this. If you would like I can have Agent January here, give them something to calm their nerves. The only cooperation we need at this time, is for you to stay out of our way, and remain calm. (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines Orb Posted: Never saw- my people are dead! Whether you are our savior our murderer, I’m hardly in a position to stop you! Do what you want, but don’t expect much cooperation. My people are scared half to death by all this. Ma’am we are no murderers, but we are going to find out who is, oon that you can rest bumured! (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines January Posted: Oi, I’m here. What I miss? Is the dame giving you a hard time? Because I’ve got things to make people not give us hard times. A bit of the ol’ syringin’, a jab in the leg, and they’re out. Well agent if she doesn’t calm herself down I will have you do just that! (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines Orb Posted: It- sir. It hardly seems evidence that you’re here to help. For all I know, your rebumurances were the last thing my people heard. I’m hardly in a position to trust strangers. Ma’am My name is Agent 00M. I have been authorised…well by people of the highest possible authority, to investigate these murders. Now, I have introduced myself to you, and am no longer a stranger. But if you insist on getting in the way ma’am, I have the authority to place you or anyone else who wants to interfere with our mission under arrest if necessary. Oh and, we were never here, and you never ever saw us, understood? (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines Miss Trent Posted: Any idea where we can find this “LOLBags” person? I’m slightly out of my depth with this…element. By the way, Mr. Monkey, you are looking better. And I’ll hang onto the breath strips. They’re evidence, eh? Why thanks you, that whole demon incident was…different… Not sure who LOLBags is, I’ll check around and see what I can turn up. By the way, do you have a breath strip on you? My breath is horrible. (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines Orb Posted: EXCUSE ME. I don’t know how you all got in here, but… can I help you? Log in to see images! Is this supposed to be some kind of prank on us? We have ENOUGH to deal with right now, if you don’t mind. Calm down maam this is an investigation we are running here. No, this is no prank, and I suggest that if you want to find out what happened to your klanmates, then you let us do our job, without interference. (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines Hmmm… has anyone taken a look at his livejournal yet? Also I think it would behove us to talk with LOLBags again since he was the last to see the mongoose alive. (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines Miss Trent Posted: Alright, I went through their conference room. Found a bunch of giant posters with inspirational sayings, but on the back were taped Listerine breath strips laced with LSD. I think we’ve found the source of their “creativity”, but it doesn’t help much. It also seems they eat a lot of chicken wings in there. Bones everywhere. I’ll send them to the lab to make sure. Good thinking on sending those bones to the lab, the uhh LSD strips…uh you might want me to hold onto them for now. You know, just to make sure they are uhhh, properly disposed of. (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines Inspector Gumshoe Posted: The chances that Brainfreeze had done it were slim to none, and Slim had just been taken in for questioning by the fuzz. But someone seemed to want us to think they did it. What was the angle? You’re right Gumshoe, this smells like a frame up. I am putting you in charge of this crime scene, you seem to have a good read on what is going on here, so you’re the point man on this mission. We will get to the bottom of this. I smell a conspiracy, and this nose never lies. (view post)	07/01/2008
	MURDER Alright Agents, listen up! We have two seemingly unrelated murders, which I sense are in fact somehow connected. How do I know this? I don’t. It’s called gut instinct people, it comes from doing this job a long time, and sometimes you just gotta trust your gut. Now listen up! Here’s how I want us to approach this. We’ll split up into two teams. I want one team investing this Joliet Net Service Station for more clues on this murder. I also want a second team, to inspect the other one got it? Keep your eyes peeled for ANYTHING out of the ordinary, understand? ANYTHING out of the ordinary is what we are looking for. Inspector Gumshoe is already on top of this, so I want him to take point. God it feels good to be back! Alright Agents you have your orders, now let’s do this by the numbers! (view post)	07/01/2008
	CLOSED: Contest for 5bp <3 I am really terrible at this but…I’ll give it a shot I don’t know if you want truly cute or sexy cute. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post)	07/01/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED **! It…it can’t be real…it can’t be… Pbuming out again now…** me. Did I really lay an egg? (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Miss Trent Posted: Bloody hell, it took you all long enough. Leave the girl. She’s obviously a disaster magnet, and quite possibly deranged. The girl with the water…up to you. Wait…bring the… I owe her… Let the annoying girl come. ****, did you hear that? (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Uhh…What the? How’s my suit? Oh…good my suit is fine. Well, that was certainly anti-climactic. He told me the secret to the meaning of life…funny thing, he thought it would make me go insane…but I already knew it. Very disappointing. Well, I think I’ll pbum out now. THUD (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED HEHEHEHE! I AM FREE FREE OF THAT ACCURSED COMPUTER! FREE TO WREAK MY VENGEANCE UPON SG94! SOON WILL COME THE END OF DAYS AND I WILL FEAST UPON THE SOULS OF ALL FLESH! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! OH OH oh owww, holy **** cramps, bad cramps. AARRRRGGGGHHH! .... That can’t be right…that’s impossible! Did I just, did I just lay an egg? HEHEHEHEHEHE FOOLS NOW YOU BEGIN TO SEE THE FULLNESS OF MY PLAN! HEHEHEHE HEHEHEHE! (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Hey you! Mortal…Human I mean. Uhmmm can we talk a minute? I just want to discuss an offer I’d like to make with you ABOUT YOUR IMORTAL SOUL! HEHEHEHE! AHEM I mean…oh **** you’d better scram before you get … RUN MORTAL! FLEE IN FEAR FLESHBAG! HEHEHEHE! (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Well…I don’t feel anything…wait… That light, is that a human? It’s…it’s his soul, the soul of a human, and I can see it. And, and it’s making me feel…hungry? (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL. This reminds me of Beetlejuice. deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL. (view post)	06/28/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED deMonSPaWN Posted: WITH FOREPLAY LIKE THAT NO WONDER YOU’RE SINGLE IT’S NOT MY NAME THAT’S THE IMPORTANT PART FOOL…IT’S THE INVITATION Hey! I’ve been with my share of…I almost got married once…I mean it’s not like I’m lonely or something….well that’s not really important right now. Speaking authoritatively deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL. (view post)	06/28/2008

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