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	INCIT Killer Miss Trent Posted: Monkey. Take a deep breath and sit. Reporting the death of an agent at 0007 hours. Please send out a retrieval team before the cops start swarming this place. This CAN’T BE NOOOOOO! **** NO! I…I refuse to believe…GODDAMN IT! NO! Alright…message received, a team is being sent. I feel like, I feel like…damnit I feel like I’ve just been kicked in the balls, and someone tore my guts out. I’ll be at the scene momentarily. (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer Miss Trent Posted: Monkey! Come in! Oh, god. This is…maybe it’s not him. I’m stopping. Oh, god… I’m about two minutes away someone report what the hell is happening? (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer Gentlemen has pulled a lot of pranks, has done more than his fair share of stupid stunts just to show how good he is at his work; but he would NEVER cut off a serious report like this without something seriously bad goin wrong, hell if I pulled a prank like that he’d suspend me without pay for two weeks. I am trying to convince myself this is just a gag, or just a technology malfunction…but I know better this is serious. Damn it old friend you better hang the **** on! (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer Inspector Gumshoe Posted: I don’t- ****. Gent? Gent! Monkey, think you can get that exorbitant salary to cover a 1970 Dodge Challenger? I just might wreck it on the way there. Heading to Gentlemens position. Gumshoe out! Consider your car and any you hit on the way there covered Gumshoe. (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer ** no! This can’t be happening! All agents, highest possible priority GET THERE YESTERDAY! Use of deadly force is authorized…** Nuke the place if we have to to get Gentlemen out of there. Hang on old buddy I’m coming! (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer Gentlemen Posted: Hm. Alright… I’m trying the code… Wait a minute… it just might- Alright, I’m in… doing some searches Though nothing comes up for Brainfreeze proper, The Brainfreeze Trust, a seperate org, has bid on JolieNet Bandwidth Director Office… They seem to have bought a lot of stock in JolieNet… What the **** is this? My god- BOTS… Monkey, you have to watch out fo- Gentlemen? GENTLEMEN? ... What the hell is happening? Is anyone else picking anything up? His line just…went dead. (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer Inspector Gumshoe Posted: Alright, Monkey and Gent. I’m listening in on this newfangled… thing. What’s it called? A headset? I cant think of any reason this thing could be necessary. Gentlemens, look for any connection between Brainfreeze and JolieNet. Have they bidded on any JolieNet property recently? Good good thinking Gumshoe. I knew there was a reason we are paying you that exhorbitant salary. (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer Miss Trent Posted: Quick shower to get the…am I hearing what I think I’m hearing over the comm? Gentlemen is at JolieNet? Don’t mind the towel. I have to hear this. Log in to see images! Good you have your ears on, in fact I want everyone to listen in on this. The more heads working on this the better, I want everyones unique perspective on this, so all available agents tune in and listen. (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer Gentlemen Posted: Alright, Monkey, I’m at the computers. What do I need to do? You sneaky son-of-a-****! Hahaha you are good old friend you are damned good! You told me you were taking a smoke break, I didn’t know you were going to break into friggin Joliet.net. Well, this changes everything, I wanted to go with but, since you are in now, it’s probably better this way. Try and see if that code we got from the Mongooses computer really can hack their computers. Also look for anything out of the ordinary, you know the usual stuff. (view post)	07/03/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Janie Posted: Oh, nevermind, heregoes. I want to meet the plant guy again. Is he here? I mean, that’s not really a big favor to ask for saving your immortal soul, is it? Oh, and there’s gonna come a day when you’ll have to come to terms with the Monkatrice, but that’s up to you in your own time. You can’t kill him. You won’t be able to. Well I would say no, but I do owe you, and I don’t see how I can stop you anyway. You always seem to poke your nose into places it doesn’t belong in a way that makes me think that someday you could grow up to become an outstanding special agent. As far as that creature goes, he’s no relation of mine, and don’t underestimate me and my crew here, we’ve killed bigger badder things when we had to. (view post)	07/03/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Wait now, just because I MAY have laid an egg, while possessed by a demon does NOT mean that thing that hatched from it is my…son. And that’s final, and I really don’t want to think about that anymore. Now what is this favor you wanted from me Janie? (view post)	07/03/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Janie Posted: OK, I’m posting this from my phone. First of all, thanks for nothing on the herbs. Second, I woke up in some room on some island and nobody’s around and I don’t know what’s going on. Third, the Monkey is definitely not having a reaction to hyslop or whatever, because I couldn’t find any. I used Oregano and Parsley. It was pretty lame, but I did manage to do what I needed by other methods. I think, after all I’ve seen, I believe in the Monkatrice. But I’m a little freaked out about this island place. Do you know where it is? Janie, you are not on the Island, that is an altogether different place. This is just one of our many, secure rooms where we put people who need to not be seen for a time. Understand? Now put the cell phone down and relax. I had you brought here because you were almost as out of it as I was, and because…well…I owe you a favor, and I always repay my debts. Also, that….thing is not me, I haven’t got a clue what the hell it is, but it is definitely not me. We are investigating to find out what it is exactly, right now I don’t want to think about it. Now if you are calm and reasonable, we can talk about that favor, and since you seem like you are otherwise unharmed we will transport you home. Believe me, I don’t want you here any more than you want to be here. (view post)	07/03/2008
	ITT we discover that infighting **es me off Also, Hahaha I like you Gigerth, but damn that was the worst case of trolling, backfiring I’ve ever seen. ~~Hahaha hi I’m John and this is my . I am like perfect and , captain of the football team and basketball team and I am better than all of you blah blah blah~~. Acutally I am 16 years old and my Gaia friends call me Candyfabulous person. Here’s my avatar. Log in to see images!** HAHAHAHA Bye Pali! (view post)	07/03/2008
	CLOSED: 19 BP prize - Avatar/Title competition Alright, here’s my attempt Log in to see images! or Log in to see images! With the title reading: WILL YOU STROKE MY EGO PLEASE IT’S IN MY FRONT POCKET Or else you if you like the title, you could use that title as an avatard I made one. Log in to see images! A few other options for avatards Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! I just found this and thought…well you never know Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post)	07/02/2008
	INCIT Killer Inspector Gumshoe Posted: Looks like we were too slow, gents. Log in to see images! Holy **….Orb was a man? Who knew? Goddamned internet police screwing up our investigation. Looks like I am going to have to go over their heads, and get them off this case, otherwise we’ll have to listen to them ** and moan about “juris-my-diction”. (view post)	07/02/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines January Posted: ... Damn, should have sedated him. GODDAMNIT! I knew I should have let you knock her out, but I was trying to play nice with her. ****, this monitor is screwed now. We’re going to have to take the rest of this computer back to headquarters and get someone to get the data off it. (view post)	07/02/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines I wonder… Maybe he still has the code he wrote to crack that net service stored on this computer. Now that would be something that TGC should have. And is probably something no one else should. It looks like some of his files have been corrupted but only very specific ones. I’m no hacker, but I would say this was done by a pro. (view post)	07/02/2008
	The ^<v game! ^ Was the first to post on my stall < Could translate for you all what she just posted but thinks it’s funnier that you don’t know V Is probably having sexual relations with their priest but that is not confirmed. (view post)	07/02/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines live journal entry for duck duck mongoose Posted: god orb is such a douchebag. The only reason why he brought Brainfreeze in is because he thinks we suck at raiding. WE DONT. We’re pretty good, but he’s just so impatient. And with this code I’ve written to hack Jolie Net we’ll be unstoppable. I just don’t know whether to show Orb. Maybe I should start my own klan that deser What the ****? My closet is shaking. Just a sec, I’m gonna find out what ewfsbnijowe4FBJEWIKZTMOL[ErgNIPZrgNMK; January, unless I am losing my mind, which is a distinct possibility, this all leads right back to Jolie net again. Jolie Net is the connection between these two cases it has to be! We need to find out more about this Jolie Net service, and fast. (view post)	07/01/2008
	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines January Posted: Break into it? How s- Oh, electronically. That’s right. Lemme think. Pbumword. Pbumword. Paaabumsword. ... episodetwobeta. We’re in. Have fun. Clever thinking January…I don’t know why I didn’t think of that. (view post)	07/01/2008

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