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	Case Notes, Date Eta-One-One Miss Trent Posted: As for Mr. Murderousness, if someone wanted to commit a crime or conspiracy, what better way than to make everyone think he’s been murdered? And this “Ramirez” character. Anyone got a time machine lying around? Otherwise, I think we have to bumume this is a ruse to get us on the wrong track. Well…. not necessarily. We don’t have, exactly a time machine, so to peak, at least not one that is working yet, that I am aware of, but you know… (view post)	07/11/2008
	Case Notes, Date Eta-One-One Died Posted: Just because we haven't seen "Murderousness'" body doesn't mean he isn't dead. True, but we ruled out that he was one of those murdered, which at least means he still might be, and I for one would like to talk to someone in our time, who we don’t have to conduct a S’eance to reach. (view post)	07/11/2008
	Case Notes, Date Eta-One-One Inspector Gumshoe Posted: Sir… if there really is an Agent Ramirez… what does all this have to do with us? How could he come to our time, and… why? And why would one of our agents be tied to the Brainfreeze Trust? ...and where is he now? Well, I have no idea exactly, but who knows what can be done in the future, I still don’t know what exactly this Brainfreeze trust is, maybe something that doesn’t yet exist in our time? As for why, endless possibilities there, however, I would like to try one thing. I bumume you all read amaranthus report? If murderousness isn’t dead, then that would be a person of interest who we need to concentrate our efforts on finding. (view post)	07/11/2008
	Case Notes, Date Eta-One-One Yup, it’s the real deal alright. So. Another peice clicks into place, amaranthus will hate this…or maybe he’ll love trying to prove or disprove it’s possibility. (view post)	07/11/2008
	Case Notes, Date Eta-One-One Well these agent docs are virtually impossible to forge they’re harder to counterfeit than money, here let me see that dogreat timesent I can tell you if it’s real or not. (view post)	07/11/2008
	Case Notes, Date Eta-One-One Oh you two are down here, I was trying to… Good! You got that case open let me see what you found. Ramirez? Hmmm…. I don’t know any Ramirez, wasn’t he the Nightstalker? Kidding! Did you check the watermark to see if it’s real? (view post)	07/11/2008
	WHAT THE HELL BANHAMMER FAIL, you never do…fail that is. The vacation thread in particular was my favorite. (view post)	07/10/2008
	TGC Headquarters Shocker! Noturnal_Heartache Posted: Oh that’s okay, I’d rather stay here and watch amaranthus sleep. I really like this lab. It’s got all sorts of neat plants and I’m pretty sure I saw some really colourful toads. By the way, hypothetically speaking, what would happen if some of the stuff from the barn was missing? Hypothetically speaking, of course. Well hypothetically speaking some of that stuff could be toxic, or radioactive or poisonous. I suppose what would happen is if you, hypothetically of course, decided to remove some of those items, they could kill you in horrible ways. Of course if I were to discover some items missing I would have to arrest the culprit, lock them up in a very small inescable room for years and years and years. I’d probably torture them until they told me where the items were… Why do you ask? Oh and, that was not an invitation young lady, you WILL come with me, and we WILL be taking you home in our nice van. You can listen to your ipod or something during the trip, heck I got this new psp game with a level I can’t seem to conquer, maybe you can help me with it? (view post)	07/06/2008
	TGC Headquarters Shocker! Haha you dumbbum! Well I’ll have to scratch taking the drunk newbie to the farm off my pranks to pull list. Still this was even better, hahaha! Rookies. God they are dumb. Speaking of dumb. Why the hell did I not suspect that Janie was the one who took that badge? The girl’s a freaking klepto. Alright you…whatever your name is, you get to come with me now, we will, umm…debrief you…give you sommething nice to drink and a nice ride back home in our cozy van. (view post)	07/06/2008
	TGC Headquarters Shocker! amaranthus Posted: Monkey… hi…. Sorry… I-I made some tea… bark from ET’s garden… am-amphetamines… too much… Bad… bad trip. Bad trip. Very bad. shudder The barn… old c-cow bones? And j-jars of pickles I guess… th-they looked weird…th-the drugs. Bad trip. Aliens. Fairies. B-bigfoot. I— OH, GOD! PLEASE TELL ME I IMAGINED IT! Hahaha you idiot! Oh wow that is funny, hahaha we usually get the rookies drunk and then take them to “the barn” to scare the ** out of them, hahahaha I never got around to taking you because of all the that’s been happening. Look…I don’t know how to tell you this exactly, and I am sorry you stumbled in there while stoned… hahahaha. Sorry I am trying not to laugh but, Hahahahahaha that is so damned funny! Look amaranthus, that is real. No. Really it’s real. What did you think, that all the people in the whole world who claimed to have seen aliens were all just nuts? That everyone ever who had reported a bigfoot sighting was a prankster or was seeing things? man, sure most of them are, but not all of them. So that little farm you stumbled onto, which I didn’t think you would find since you never leave your lab, is just one of many places that we use to store that ** once it’s been analyzed and catalogued. (view post)	07/06/2008
	TGC Headquarters Shocker! amaranthus, I wanted to tell you….what the hell is this ****? Who the hell are you? Oh wait I remember you now, one of Janies friends….an Agent reported a missing security badge, I just figured he lost it, more likely Janie stole it and gave it to you when I had her airlifted here. Alright, give me that damned badge! You know you aren’t supposed to be here! What is your problem amaranthus? Why are you allowing little girls …. what the hell is wrong with you? Are you alright Agent? You look…stoned. (view post)	07/06/2008
	**, man! Who keeps ing with my lab? amaranthus Posted: Ah…ha. Ha, ha, ha. Good one, I guess. Wait… you’re serious? Holy *, you are* crazy. Weekly world news is, like, totally made up ***. Come on… “FBI Captures Bat Boy,” “male reproductive organ Cheney is a Robot,” “Hilary Clinton Adopts a Baby Alien,” “Baby Born with a bumon for a Nose?” Come ON, man… Ok, I’ll give you the male reproductive organ Cheney thing, but the other stuff… really? No. You can not* expect me to believe that. I mean… ****, man. Re— no. NO! It can’t be true! There is no such thing as bigfoot! There are no “space aliens” at Roswell. No baby has ever had a bumon for a nose. Jesus Christ… what do you take me for? Believe what you want Agent, I wasn’t joking or lying. Maybe science can prove how those things are possible maybe not, but they are. (view post)	07/06/2008
	**, man! Who keeps ing with my lab? amaranthus Posted:** Sorry, man… I get a little… tense when it comes to my lab. No offense intended, brother. I guess Gentlemen’s death has hit us all pretty hard, too. I mean, **, man. He was a good guy, and a fine agent. I’ll make us a pot of Mint and Hyssop tea to calm our nerves. Log in to see images!** As for the maid… sigh… it was probably her who left her dumb tabloid there in the first place. I’ve seen her reading the Sun. But… I’ll let her help me with the cleaning, as long as I can be there when she is, to provide direct supervision. You can’t be too careful with… those people, you know? Fair enough, and since you’re being such a trooper about the maid, I’ll let you in on a little secret about that paper that almost no one knows not even most agents. That paper has actually been printing since it went “out of print”. It’s only distributed to people in the CIA the FBI and the TGC, and usually only high ranking members, for reasons of national security. (view post)	07/06/2008
	**, man! Who keeps ing with my lab? I think the chalkboard message is a variation on the others, not certain yet, still working on it. I’ll put more people around your lab to insure it’s security, don’t get your panties all twisted Agent these SNAFU’s happen in this line of work. As for the paper, as far as I know that thing hasn’t been in print for a year so while you are a complete nutjob, you aren’t wrong about that. Look take a breath clean your lab up, or better yet, stop chasing out that damned maid we hired to do it, and let her **ing do her job, and we’ll get to work making the pieces fit…I have an idea, but it sounds crazy, and you won’t like it. (view post)	07/06/2008
	**, man! Who keeps ing with my lab? amaranthus Posted: So, I come back from the funeral of Gentlemens, and I’m feeling a bit shook up, so I go into my lab thinking I can find some solace there, and, like, what the , man, someone’s been in there. Again. Apparently, I left the door open or something BECAUSE I WAS A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT GENTLEMEN, and everyone just thinks “Hey, amaranthus’ lab is open, let’s go check it out!” And there’s like, ing BINARY code all over the chalkboard, and a note from the kid, and some kind of ing tabloid. Check it out: My blackboard Log in to see images! The note Log in to see images! And, I mean, seriously, what the *? She’s just a kid, and she’s risking her life, and none of you stupid s tried to stop her?. I mean, I know she’s a nuisance but she’s kind of our responsibility when she’s in our… um… care, don’t you think? (But, of course, none of you think, now do you.) And, finally, here’s the tabloid Log in to see images!* I mean, seriously, who the ** reads this ? It’s embarrbuming. . And, like what’s with the monka— hey! What the hell! Didn’t that thing stop publishing a year ago? What the… . Janie! JANIE! WHat the are you trying to pull here? Agent, as funny as it would have been to sneak into your lab and mess with *, it wasn’t any of us. We were busy ~~getting drunk~~ mourning the loss of Gentlemen. As for the annoying girl, I had people bumigned to watch her, that girl is more trouble than the KGB was…I miss those days, the cold war…sigh* Anyway as for your lab, that message on the chalkboard, it’s been turning up everywhere, I have an idea of what might be going on, but I need to make a few more things add up before I say anything. All I can say for now is that, we may have been infiltrated by someone or something that…well let’s just say that our communications may be compromised, and I am working on a way to get them secure once again. (view post)	07/06/2008
	Attention TSB members that are planning another spam-spazz nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted: You’re a pretty ****ty rper too, to be honest. OK but Janie isn’t (view post)	07/05/2008
	Attention TSB members that are planning another spam-spazz [ (view post)	07/05/2008
	number one gigerth Posted: good thread It was until you posted! You ruined everything!! Oh I forgot to do my ode to Gigerth. Gigerth is p. cool for a fabulous person I guess Even if his diapers always a mess. It’s not nice to pick on because he’s so young. Maybe if I am nicer to him he’ll give me some tongue? (view post)	07/05/2008
	ITS CRAYONCAKES BIRTHDAY Posting to show Crayoncakes the love. (view post)	07/05/2008
	I thought this forum was ** before but I had no idea how bad it could be (PETITION) You know…I think I am really ing stupid. I think that I’ve been uber trolled here, and that Gigerth wasn’t being serious…. Gigerth…damn you got me. I **ing fell for it. I am a permanoob. (view post)	07/05/2008

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