amaranthus Posted:

Monkey… hi…. Sorry…

I-I made some tea… bark from ET’s garden… am-amphetamines… too much…

Bad… bad trip. Bad trip. Very bad. *shudder*

The barn… old c-cow bones? And j-jars of pickles I guess… th-they looked weird…th-the drugs. Bad trip. Aliens. Fairies. B-bigfoot.

I— OH, GOD! PLEASE TELL ME I IMAGINED IT!

Hahaha you idiot! Oh wow that is funny, hahaha we usually get the rookies drunk and then take them to “the barn” to scare the **** out of them, hahahaha I never got around to taking you because of all the **** that’s been happening.

Look…I don’t know how to tell you this exactly, and I am sorry you stumbled in there while stoned… hahahaha. Sorry I am trying not to laugh but, Hahahahahaha that is so damned funny!

Look amaranthus, that **** is real.

No. Really it’s real. What did you think, that all the people in the whole world who claimed to have seen aliens were all just nuts? That everyone ever who had reported a bigfoot sighting was a prankster or was seeing things?

**** man, sure most of them are, but not all of them.

So that little farm you stumbled onto, which I didn’t think you would find since you never leave your lab, is just one of many places that we use to store that **** once it’s been analyzed and catalogued.