Janie Posted:

OK, I’m posting this from my phone.

First of all, thanks for nothing on the herbs.

Second, I woke up in some room on some island and nobody’s around and I don’t know what’s going on.

Third, the Monkey is definitely not having a reaction to hyslop or whatever, because I couldn’t find any. I used Oregano and Parsley. It was pretty lame, but I did manage to do what I needed by other methods.

I think, after all I’ve seen, I believe in the Monkatrice. But I’m a little freaked out about this island place. Do you know where it is?

Janie, you are not on the Island, that is an altogether different place.

This is just one of our many, secure rooms where we put people who need to not be seen for a time. Understand?

Now put the cell phone down and relax.

I had you brought here because you were almost as out of it as I was, and because…well…I owe you a favor, and I always repay my debts.

Also, that….thing is not me, I haven’t got a clue what the hell it is, but it is definitely not me. We are investigating to find out what it is exactly, right now I don’t want to think about it.

Now if you are calm and reasonable, we can talk about that favor, and since you seem like you are otherwise unharmed we will transport you home.

Believe me, I don’t want you here any more than you want to be here.