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	PRIORITY MISSION Janie Posted: Hi, Monkey! Wanna ride? I’m breaking in the new convertible my dad got me to make up for the attention he didn’t get me. Oh no…it can’t be. My day just can’t get any worse. Are you even old enough to drive? I don’t suppose you brought along my suit, and some aspirins and Alka Seltzer did you. Sigh…well I suppose it’s better than walking, just please keep the noise down to a dull roar right? I have the worst headache you can possibly imagine, and I think I am seeing spots, and they are smiling at me. Hums the Doors song “Riders on the Storm” (view post)	06/27/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Oh **** it. Guess I am walking. What the hell good are these headsets if no one listens to them? [singing quietly]One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small. And the ones that mother gives you, don’t do anything at all.[/singing quietly] (view post)	06/27/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Hey is anyone copying this? Am I going to get an extraction or do I have to thumb a ride? Seriously, whose leg do I have to hump to get a ****ing extraction? Oh if you are copying this, tell the driver to bring along one of my suits, and my MP3 player….I need to get Jefferson Airplane out of my head. (view post)	06/26/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Steady, steady now. Bushes…there, in the bushes my headset! Yes. Thank God for headsets, now I can contact my team. Hey, hey anyone got their ears on? I have no **ing clue where I am, or where my clothes are, but I found my headset…could someone track me down please? Just track that device you smartbumes put into my armpit, to keep me from being tempted by bananas. And don’t ing yell! And send along a whole **load of aspirins, and some alka seltzer. (view post)	06/26/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Log in to see images! Awwww. Ohhh God. My head! Where the hell? **, where are my clothes? And what the hell does “Elf shorts” mean? Red spray paint all over me…I wrote that? Oh no, sat up too fast BLARGGGGHHH ... Log in to see images!** Oh I hate this bumignment. (view post)	06/26/2008
	Every time you insult enjoy you owe everyone of it's memebers 1bp Big Brother Posted: I love enjoy. Do I get a BP from each of it’s members? Better yet, why don’t have you have your own klan members each give you one BP? Oh…nevermind. (view post)	06/26/2008
	ATTN: EVILTROUT Shram24 Posted: This game sucks a big, long, hard, hairy donkey shaft. Anyone who would voluntarily pay money for it probably does not have any money due to them being a worthless human being. I think that a way to make it more enjoyable and to get new players would be to make it better. But seriously, this game is awful. Didn’t you used to be that one guy who sucked from that place on the internet that sucked? (view post)	06/26/2008
	Every time you insult enjoy you owe everyone of it's memebers 1bp Rick Ashley Posted: I made it so enjoy can get what it deserves. 1 bp. I think you’re being generous, they aren’t worth that. (view post)	06/26/2008
	Every time you insult enjoy you owe everyone of it's memebers 1bp Rick Ashley Posted: This thread isn’t meant to be funny. Then why make it? Don’t make any more of these, they are fail. (view post)	06/26/2008
	Every time you insult enjoy you owe everyone of it's memebers 1bp This thread isn’t funny, not even a little. (view post)	06/26/2008
	CLOSED: Contest for 1BP 1-2-3-4 to be declaring thread war. Also tickle fight. (view post)	06/26/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Chito Posted: WIlliam Shatner speaks Esperanto If only we had known sooner. It would have been a lot easier to get William Shatner than this “specialist”. The only work Shatner gets these days is those very special Price line Negotiator ads, which are so awful that even deMonSPaWN thinks they are a bit “too evil”. (view post)	06/26/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION January Posted: God, it was so much better back in Russia, y’know? When all I had to handle was hostile agents and espionage. And now I’m dealin’ with drugged out monkeys. This is gonna sting, boyo, but it’ll calm you down. Heh, and by that, I mean you’re going to be taking a nap. Ohh hey…woah maaan. Fuuuuck. I’m just gonna lay…here and…take a short… (view post)	06/26/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION January Posted: Oh, blast, what did that girl slip you, 00M? Pull yourself together, or I’m going to have to ice you, man. Seriously, boyo. January, dood! Don’t be steppin on my male reproductive organ man! That ** ain’t cool yo! But you’re still my fine upstanding member of society right? We’re still tight right? Hey hey remember that one time when you and me did that one thing to that one guy and he was like WHAT THE ? And we were all like HAHA you stupid gay bum noob and . Remember that? Ya man that was so **ing cool man. I’m thirsty. (view post)	06/26/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Did I ever tell you guys how much I loved you all? No seriously Unlucky you are like…dood we are like Brothers or some**. And like Bear, you’re like…well man you’re a ing Bear man how ing cool is that right? And Gentlemen and all you guys, even that plant guy, and the emo chick… I just love this job too, this is. I think I am just gonna sit down here for a while and I dunno just schill ya know? I mean when do we ever just like..chill man you know? Cuz I’m always hehheheh with my gun and and like DON’T MOVE OR I’LL SHOOT and which is pretty cool but like you gotta just… I’m gonna sit here for a while and think about . Because ** man, I mean it’s like…you know? (view post)	06/26/2008
	why do dip**s insist on ruining my threads Janie Posted: No, the new cool is art from barfing icons! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Let me see. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images!** I see what you mean. (view post)	06/26/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Alright deep breaths… alright. Holy **** what did that kid give me? Unlucky Charms uhmmm ya do that whatever you said you wanted to do…that sounded pretty cool I guess. (view post)	06/26/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION What in the world? Did you see that? No no no seriously! Hahahaha. I swear to God I just saw… Ok ok ok I need to get it together. Wow when I move my hand like this….look did you see that? ** yes that is soo cool! Damn guys are you seeing this** thish ish shtraight up…wat? Did she say she has to pee? BWahahahahaha! (view post)	06/26/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION UnluckyCharms Posted: De nada, my dear. I’m sure there’ll be no harm in this. WHAM! UnluckyCharms to 00M, I have subdued the emo chick. ¿Shall I leave her here or take her to interrogation room 7B? Sure ahhh… hee hee… hee hee hehe hehehhehe. AHEM Yes agent um… hahahhahaha. Ok ok ok… take her to the inerigg intraga …take her there. Hahaha see if she has any more of these pills on her while you’re at it. Hee hee hee. (view post)	06/26/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Janie Posted: Why thank you, kind sir! Monkey, one of these might be an aspirin: Log in to see images! Sure sure whatever, just give me one and follow the nice agent alright? (view post)	06/26/2008

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