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	PRIORITY MISSION UnluckyCharms Posted: Just thirty seconds more…00M, I need a diversion. Alright give me a moment, I had a diversion planned for such an occasion. I need to get his attention, there we go. I had hired a Church’s Chicken employee and a van earlier today, for just this purpose. “Go ahead driver, honk your horn and drive past but do it quickly!” There’s no way he can resist Church’s Chicken! (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Look, I have had about as much of this as I can stomach for now. I suggest all agents fall back and regroup at the temporary shelter Skul Fuk Der set up. Grab what you can and get out for now, we’ll continue to monitor using the surveillance equipment. I feel like I need a shower. (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Bear Posted: Monkey, there appears to be some papers stuffed into this moldy chicken. GOod! Grab those, they could be important! UnluckyCharms Posted: 00M, what is this civilian doing on our frequency? I thought this channel was secure! The bottom drawer…That’s where Evil Trout keeps his collection of midget pr0n. IS THIS SIGNIFICANT? Guau. This is just too much. Log in to see images! ** this **, guys. I’m going for his computer. Good thinking Unlucky Charms. Download whatever you can off of it, that computer must hold some things we can use. (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Janie Posted: I gotta say as your missions go, this one is bottom drawer. We don’t get to pick our missions…if we did we’d never have picked this one! (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Scul-Fuk-Der Posted: monkey, i feel the need to inform you that the dildo has managed to move across the room at an alarming pace. it is now wildly vibrating on top of your shoes. i'm surprised you have yet to notice it. Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM GAHHHH!!! Goddamn it! Oh ** oh oh **. I am never ever going to wear these shoes again. Do you have any idea how much I payed for these shoes? This is the worst mission ever. Evil Trout you sick bastard I swear to God I will make you pay for this somehow someway! (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION UnluckyCharms Posted: Pues, bueno, tienes razón. I panicked. But I tell you, hermano, were it not for this bumGUARD bum PROTECTOR™ I would be reduced from a proud Spanish pícaro to a Mexican jumping bean. Never mind, now is not the time for monologuing. ... I have visual contact. Repeat, have visual contact. Trout is now scampering up the stairs away from the kitchen on all fours. Requesting instructions. Proceed to bedroom, or wait for backup? Are you sure that bum guard works mi amigo? Because I would hate to send you in there if it doesn’t… What to do what to do… Alright, go ahead but proceed with EXTREME caution! (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION January Posted: Sorry buddy, had to step out for a minute for some clean air. This is one sick son of a **** we’re dealing with. Wait, I think I see someone else there. There, in the corner. See it, pally? Seems to be addressing Trout. Can anyone make out who that is? He is just out of camera range. It looks like…Jalapeno Bootyhole? Can anyone confirm? (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Scul-Fuk-Der Posted: from my position, i see evil trout pulling a large slice of a watermelon out of his refrigerator. i can't tell from my position but...was that on the same shelf he just urinated on? Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM That is confirmed, video shows that it was from the same shelf. You know, monkeys don’t even ** where they eat…what the hell kind of sick ** are we dealing with here? (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Golbez Posted: Unless I’m reading this wrong, our infrared detectors show that trout isn’t alone. Take caution Bear. Oh ****! Bear WATCH YOUR bum! I mean literally watch your bum. (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Agent get hold of yourself, you can do this. I mean you’ve seen worse **** than this right? OK OK You haven’t but…damn it man you’re a professional! Wait….it looks like….yes, Evil Trout is urinating into his refrigerator. Repeat, Evil Trout has just urinated in his refrigerator. (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION UnluckyCharms Posted: I would caution you all to tener aun más cuidado. ¿What do you think those batteries were for, gringos? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! I can’t be sure, but I think the dildo has something to do with all those batteries. Looks like we’ve got movement folks. Evil Trout is heading towards his kitchen….why doesn’t he pull that dildo out when he walks? DAMN it’s going to take months of therapy to get that out of my head! (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION n00Biff Posted: I pulled up his Freshman and Sophomore Year Book Pictures at Inner City High School from the innernet. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Further confirmation of what I suspect. Also, no need to confirm January, now that he stood up, it is clearly a giant pink dildo shoved up his bum. Log in to see images! Repeat Evil Trout has a giant pink dildo shoved in his bum. (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Bear Posted: Seems to be a open window, could you help me get up? Jesus Bear you must weigh a ton. What the hell have you been eating? Alright, everyone is in place, and we have backups waiting to replace us when needded, this may be awhile so get comfortable. January…is that, is that what I think it is? (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Died Posted: Okay, I've set up base outside the back of the house, I can't see much for now, I'll listen in though. Roger that, I have squeezed in through his bedroom window and set up surveillance equipment in there. Audio and visual should be a go. (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION Kylie Posted: I could probly squeeze in through his basement window. But i’m so afraid of him right now after what he did earlier.Log in to see images! Try if you can Kylie. We will get you out if we have to even if it means blowing our cover. No man left behind and all that. (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION January Posted: There we g- oh, Christ, the bugger’s completely naked and tappin’ away at his laptop. And there’s a blond wig on the top of his bed. Jesus, pallies, why are we watching this bugger? Remember our mission January. I know this bumignment sucks, this is one sick bastard we are dealing with, but suck it up and stay focused. We need to get as much information about this twisted pervert as we can. (view post)	06/24/2008
	PRIORITY MISSION I was doing a little ~~dumpster diving~~ surveillance at the home of Evil Trout, and discovered some disconcerting items in his trash. I found two stained blow up dolls with small holes in them, several ruined VHS tapes of illegal porn, a Kwanza decoration and a box full of used batteries. What really concerns me is the used checkbook I found. The duplicates show checks written out to several negro charities icluding: bumociated Black Charities http://www.bumociatedblackcharities.org/home.shtml NAACP http://www.naacp.org/home/index.htm And the Black Student Fund http://www.blackstudentfund.org/ As well as other checks which suggest copious amounts of fabulous personry in Evil Trouts spending habits. This requires further investigation. All agents converge on Evil Trouts residence and commence stakeout of said property. Mission codename Hot Tuna. (view post)	06/24/2008
	CLOSED: Contest for 4 BP - Name My Gerbils! Gere and LeRoy (view post)	06/24/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA REHAB CENTER FOR WAYWARD TOYS Looks like some of these toys have taken to drug running. Log in to see images! (view post)	06/24/2008
	Last post wins 3 BP amaranthus Posted: Log in to see images! Psychotria viridis is a shrub from the coffee family, Rubiaceae. It contains the hallucinogenic alkaloid DMT (Dimethyltryptamine) It is known primarily as a principle admixture to the ayahuasca brew used in South and Central America. Now you see why he is our chemist. Log in to see images! (view post)	06/24/2008

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