I was doing a little dumpster diving surveillance at the home of Evil Trout, and discovered some disconcerting items in his trash.

I found two stained blow up dolls with small holes in them, several ruined VHS tapes of illegal porn, a Kwanza decoration and a box full of used batteries.

What really concerns me is the used checkbook I found.

The duplicates show checks written out to several negro charities icluding:

bumociated Black Charities

http://www.bumociatedblackcharities.org/home.shtml

NAACP

http://www.naacp.org/home/index.htm

And the Black Student Fund

http://www.blackstudentfund.org/

As well as other checks which suggest copious amounts of fabulous personry in Evil Trouts spending habits.

This requires further investigation.

All agents converge on Evil Trouts residence and commence stakeout of said property.

Mission codename Hot Tuna.