UnluckyCharms Posted:

Pues, bueno, tienes razón. I panicked. But I tell you, hermano, were it not for this bumGUARD bum PROTECTOR™ I would be reduced from a proud Spanish pícaro to a Mexican jumping bean. Never mind, now is not the time for monologuing.

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I have visual contact. Repeat, have visual contact. Trout is now scampering up the stairs away from the kitchen on all fours. Requesting instructions. Proceed to bedroom, or wait for backup?

Are you sure that bum guard works mi amigo?

Because I would hate to send you in there if it doesn’t…

What to do what to do…

Alright, go ahead but proceed with EXTREME caution!