Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

MONKATRICE's Flamebate Posts

View MONKATRICE's Profile

Only public flamebate results are returned.

Search Results
	Urgent note to the Gentlemens Club Died Posted: Refrain from speaking of our organization please. As it stands I'll take what you say into consideration and bring it to the attention of our acting leader and take actions as he sees fit. As of now, I don't see an impending threat, just unruly robots. Don’t say I didn’t try to warn you! MORONS! (view post)	07/05/2008
	Urgent note to the Gentlemens Club Inspector Gumshoe Posted: It looked like the acid trip of a stoner that had watched Dark Side of Oz one time too many. The Monkatrice was a hard thing to trust. Exactly what do you have to lose if this scenario plays out? Seems to me that there’s no problem. ...in fact… if Monkey in a suit with a Demon dies, isn’t that a paradox? Does he have to, at some point, be returned to the point of space/time that leads to your creation? If we DO stop the demon, doesn’t that risk canceling out your existence? Burning the candle at both ends, aren’t you? HEHEHE Meatbag, my existence is a result of something which happened before the deMonSPaWN pulled his little disapearing trick. But I am sooooo touched by your concern, really. Just ing listen to me! deMonSPaWN is virtually unstoppable now, forget about even trying. What you should be focusing on is keeping them from making a deal to enslave all of humanity, DO NOT let them make that deal unless you like the idea of Hell on Earth! (view post)	07/05/2008
	Urgent note to the Gentlemens Club Died Posted: Okay, I'm the highest ranked officer that can deal with you at the moment. What exactly do you need to say? Look, one of the Bots figured out that I have been trying to warn people about the seriousness of what they are doing. Not sure if even you fabulous persons realize how serious it is, but let me put it this way. If the Bots succeed, all life ends. If deMonSPaWN makes a deal with the bots, all life ends Understand? I know you covert meatbags have contingency plans written up for this kind of …well this is the big one, the no , oh we’re all gonna die horribly BIG ONE. One of the Bots caught on that I was trying to warn you humans, and although I am POWERFUL BEYOND YOUR ABILITY TO EVEN UNDERSTAND…there’s a lot of Bots, and they’ve been upgrading themselves, even I am not safe right now. Don’t let the deMonSPaWN make a deal with the Bots, find a way to turn them against each other. (view post)	07/05/2008
	Urgent note to the Gentlemens Club As much as it disgusts me to say this, (you really are a bunch of fabulous persons) you need to contact me, soon! If the deMonSPaWN is allowed to get free and make a pact with the Bots, literal Hell on earth will follow. Also, why is it that just because you have horns and wings and speak in an unearthly tone everyone just bumumes that you are always up to no good? (view post)	07/05/2008
	Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency open for business! Seems I may have to add killer robots to my list Humans, wake up before it is too late! I see two possible futures for humanity and one looks bleak, very bleak indeed. (view post)	07/05/2008
	FOOLISH MEATBAGS! Did I not warn you all of the coming end of days? Monkey in a suit with a DEMON Posted: DOES NOBODY KNOW WHAT A ING male reproductive organATRICE IS ANYMORE? Jesus H. Taco Stands, that was like two nerd references in one, I mean…I AM A DEMON INHABITING THE BODY OF A MONKEY! FEAR ME! HK-47 PERHAPS WE COULD FORM AN ALLIANCE TO ELIMINATE OR ENSLAVE HUMANKIND You see now humans? Do you see what is happening? I have warned you and will continue to warn you, but you will probably continue to not listen. If the demon is allowed to be freed from the monkey and make a pact with the bots, all will end. (view post)	07/05/2008
	FOOLISH MEATBAGS! Did I not warn you all of the coming end of days? You have engineered your own destruction fools! Yet still you fail to realize what your own hands have wrought. (view post)	07/05/2008
	ISSUANCE OF DEMANDS HEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHE WOOHAHH HEHEHE HEH! Yes! Yes! So it begins, the end of days draws nigh HEHEHEHEHE! (view post)	07/04/2008
	I AM BACK! HEHEHEHHEHEHE! No matter how the pst or future turns out I WIN! HEHEHEHHE! There’s a lesson somewhere here I am sure but…oh yes! Evil will always triumph because good is dumb! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! (view post)	07/04/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice Janie Posted: Monkatrice, can you find lost things? Yes! HEHEHEHE I can! I found my missing car keys this morning, I was pretty happy about that. (view post)	07/03/2008
	Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency open for business! was Posted: You really should be more careful. So should you meatbag! I just did a reading for you, and it seems that your future doesn’t look too promising. I’d avoid visiting that bath house in San Francisco on your next vacation if I were you! Hint:He has AIDS. (view post)	07/02/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice crayoncakes Posted: OH GOD I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW ASK HIM WHAT HIS BEST QUOTATION WAS edit: and if he could take Oscar Wilde in a fight Alright, I contacted Samuel Clemens for you, he’s a douchebag by the way, and he said that his best quotation came from a grocery list he wrote while really drunk. He said that it made him laugh for hours, but he threw the list away and can’t remember what it was anymore, because he was drunk when he wrote it. Of course he thinks he can take Oscar Wilde. Honestly what did you think he would say? (view post)	07/02/2008
	Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency open for business! 1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted: I was playing around with the Ouija board in my old country mansion and now I keep finding bum plugs under my pillow at night. Can you help? Yes and no. I can tell you how those bumplugs keep winding up under your pillow but it has nothing to do with a supernatural connection between the bum plugs and the Oija board! My advice to you is to visit a sleep clinic and also to get laid. Then you will stop shoving bum plugs up your bum, then under your pillow while you sleep. (view post)	07/02/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice Fanguinus Posted: Looks like someone is jealous that my perfect pale skin will always be superior to your fleabitten hide. Log in to see images! Well at least I have a pulse, rotting meatbag! And I DON’T HAVE FLEAS! (view post)	07/02/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice Fanguinus Posted: Um KIND OF AN IMPORTANT VAMPIRE HERE! A VIV, even! I have better things to do with my time than balance books, like sitting in the dark corners of shady taverns and sulking. GAWD. Oh well, a VIV! Please do PARDON THE OUTTA ME FOR TRYING TO MAKE YOUR STUPID UN-LIFE A LITTLE MORE ING MEANINGFUL BY OFFERING YOU GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT! Skulking rotten meatbag! I wouldn’t hire you anyway and not just because you can only work nights, but also because all you vampires are always such drama queens! (view post)	07/02/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice crayoncakes Posted: OH GOD I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW ASK HIM WHAT HIS BEST QUOTATION WAS edit: and if he could take Oscar Wilde in a fight You would have me call his spirit from beyond just to ask him that? Well, it’s your dime…MORON. Give me a little time to locate his soul and I will give you his answer. (view post)	07/02/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice Fanguinus Posted: ...I sense… Something. The presence of another powerful immortal??? One that claims to hunt vampires such as myself and my kin??? This cannot stand. Monkatrice, do not tempt me to hurt you, for I am sure your blood is as delicious as the sweet nectar known as mountain dew. Until some meatbag pays me to hunt you down I’m not lifting a finger! My blood burns with the fires of Hades itself undead FOOL! HEHEHEHHEHE But please do try and drink from it! I have been thinking of creating some minions to help me with balancing these stupid books…who knew that running a business could be so expensive? Are you any good with accounting? I am hiring! (view post)	07/02/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice crayoncakes Posted: Use your power and contact Mark Twain from beyond the grave, please Log in to see images! Why? So I can listen to him tell everyone about how “special” he is because he was born and died in the same year that stupid comet pbumed over this planet? Fine meatbag, what do you want me to ask Samuel Clemens? (view post)	07/02/2008
	Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency open for business! New message BEEP Any of you fools think you know something about the supernatural, or just like to play around with the occult, and think you can STAY THE ** OUT OF MY WAY, I may have openings for new members of the Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency. Previous experience hunting down supernatural entities and killing them, is a bonus** (view post)	07/01/2008
	Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency open for business! loud recording on an answering machine BEEP Any of you meatbags having troubles with Vampires? Would you like to know if your horoscope reading was accurate? Maybe you’d like to know where Grandma kept her secret stash of expensive jewelry before she croaked? Sick and tired of being raped by that Succubus in your sleep? Want to know what the future holds for you and your gay lover? Maybe you just lost your stupid Fur suit and desperately need to find it before the next Furrie convention? Well, the Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency is open for business and we’re licensed! Log in to see images! For a fee, I can tell you your future, contact your loved one’s who are beyond the grave, or get rid of that pesky poltergiest in your basement! Just leave a message meatbags. Maybe I’ll even answer. —————————————————————————————————————- recorded message of a lawyer speaking rapidly and informing you that “The Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency is not held liable for any deaths and or injuries which may occur while follwing the advice of Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency. The Flying Monkey Psychic Detective Agency is not responsible for any damage to property or pets, which may occur while hunting down supernatural entities. Other terms and conditions may apply.” —————————————————————————————————————- Annoying female voice “After the tone, leave your message, you may leave your callback number by pressing five now.” BEEP (view post)	07/01/2008

0 Assholes Online | Full Screen | Close Chat

Internet Delay Chat

Have fun playing!

To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!