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	Ripped From Tomorrow's Headlines HEHEHE FOOLS! I’ll solve this case before the fabulous person club even figures out there is a case to solve! (view post)	07/01/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice TheColderShoulder Posted: hey weren’t you in Wicked on Broadway? How did you find out about-I mean NO I WAS NOT! (view post)	07/01/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice Alright, who’s the ing wise bum who put this picture in my tubmail? Log in to see images! I don’t look anything like that! You aren’t nearly as funny as you think! ing meatbags. (view post)	07/01/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice BirdofWar Posted: i think i’ll put a monkatrice into my roguelike. thanks fo the idea Glad I could help meatbag. That’ll be $250 for copyright use and another $150 for expenses! (view post)	07/01/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice Also, I specialize in hunting down Ghosts, Ghouls, Ghasts, Goblins, (and all those other fabulous person G words)Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves, Sasquatches, Chupacabras…well you get the **ing point right? I deal with the supernatural. So if you are having troubles with a supernatural infestation or attacks, call me or something I might help you for the right price HEHEHEH!** (view post)	07/01/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice Janie Posted: Monkatrice? I don’t know if you’re real, but I saw your post from my phone. They didn’t take my phone ‘cause it was someplace they couldn’t find it. I just woke up in this room. Do you know where I am? Yes. I do know. HEHEHEHE ... Wat? ... OH, Right! I suppose you want me to tell you don’t you meatbag? Fine, you’re in a room at the secret headquarters of the Gentlemen’s club (fabulous personS and clandestine fools!). (view post)	07/01/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice Oh right…I posted this so you meatbags would know that I intend to help you fools find ** you lost, contact the dead, solve missing person and unsolved murder mysteries…and also to answer questions about the occult. Hey, I’m a MONKATRICE what the hell kind of job did you expect me to have meatbags?** (view post)	07/01/2008
	The legend of the Monkatrice No doubt you have all heard of the legend/myth of the male reproductive organatrice. Well, if not this will fill you in. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/male reproductive organatrice Born from the unnatural event of a rooster laying an egg, part Demon, part Rooster, pure evil. Maybe you have even once seen a male reproductive organatrice? Log in to see images! Well, that wimp! HEHEHE Log in to see images! Born from the unnatural occurance of a demon possessed, cosmically radiated, secret agent Monkey, laying an egg. MONKATRICE was brought forth into this realm. HEHEHE I LIVE! I LIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEE (view post)	07/01/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED HEHEHE I LIVE I LIVE!!! (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHE HEEE HEEE WOO HEHEHEHEHE HEHE HEH FOOL! YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP WHILE THINKING TO LAY YOUR OWN HEHEHEHE HEHEHE HEHE! OH WHAT ARROGANCE YOU POSSESS! HEHEHE HEHE WAT? (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED AND DON’T TELL ME HOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE BEETLEJUICE…WE’VE COVERED THAT ALREADY! (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Janie Posted: OK. Well, what do we do? First you have to leave the monkey… FOOL! IF IT WERE THAT SIMPLE DON’T YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE BY NOW? FLEAS DAMN YOU FLEAS!! THIS FILTHY APE’S CARCbum IS RIDDEN WITH THEM! INVITE ME THRICE CHILD HEHEHEHE THEN YOU WILL KNOW OF SUFFERING! (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED AN INTERESTING OFFER TO BE SURE THOUGH YOUR PRESUMPTION THAT I WOULD GIVE YOU ANYTHING MAKES ME LAUGH! HEHEHEHEHEHE SEE? WHY SHOULD I NOT JUST TAKE YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND GIVE YOU NOTHING? OH VERY WELL CHILD, SINCE YOUR ARROGANCE AND PRESUMPTION AMUSES ME AND SINCE I AM TIRED OF FLEAS, YOU HAVE A DEAL HEHEHEHEHEHE ONE YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET I bumURE YOU! (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Janie Posted: No tricks. You can inhabit my body. And you won’t have to come out of my bum like you would the monkey. But you do have to leave him to get here. I don’t have fleas. And I eat better food than bananas. And you’ll be able to use my hands to feel my mammary glands all day long… I AM TIRED OF THIS CONSTANT CRAVING FOR BANANAS. I AM VERY TIRED OF ITCHING YOU STILL HAVE NOT TOLD ME WHY YOU WOULD DO THIS. IT’S SOME KINKY EMO THING ISN’T IT? HEHEHEHE (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED LITTLE GIRL I SMELL TRICKERY FROM YOU AND THAT WOULD BE MOST UNWISE! I COULD DEVOUR YOU NOW WHETHER YOU ARE WILLING OR NOT! (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Janie Posted: Then I’ll make you a deal, demon. I give you a better, more comfortable body to inhabit: Log in to see images! YOU OFFER ME YOURSELF? A MOST TEMPTING OFFER! WHY? (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Janie Posted: I call your name again: deMonSPaWN I call you out by the pull of the moon and the fire of the sun and the dark, coolness of the earth and all that grows in it. I will call your name three times. Then, you’ll…you’ll just be sorry you ever bothered that poor, flea-ridden monkey! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! I WAS SORRY I DID THIS FROM THE FIRST MOMENT ON…YOU CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT IT IS LIKE TO FEEL THIS ITCHY FORM THIS MANY FLEAS. I HATE TO BE ITCHY! (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED AND IS THAT OREGANO? HAHAHEHEHEHEHE YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AREN’T YOU? (view post)	06/30/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Janie Posted: OK, Demonmonkey, here I am, then. No traps, no bananas, no virgin blood except what’s in my body. I call you out by your name: deMonSPaWN I cast you out by the purity of these healing herbs, by the light of this cyrstal, and by the innocence of my soul cough. You cannot harm me, because I do not invite you in. Three times will I call your name! And…um…then you will return to the place from which you came. Log in to see images! HEHEHEHE DID YOU SAY PURITY OF YOUR SOUL? THE LITTLE GIRL MADE A FUNNY (view post)	06/30/2008
	Into the Woods HEHEHEHE HEHEHE FOOLS! DID YOU THINK TO SO EASILY ENSNARE A BEING WHICH IS BEYOND YOUR FINITE MINDS COMPREHENSION? YOU AMUSE ME OR I WOULD SIMPLY DEVOUR YOU ALL NOW. LITTLE GIRL, I AM COMING FOR OUR MEETING NOW I WILL EAT YOU-ERRR MEET YOU SOON! HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE HEH (view post)	06/30/2008

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