Charlie Sheen's Flamebate Posts

CLOSED: A Christmas Carol - Forumwarz Style! 12BP up for grabs!

this is a medley, the first is set to the tune of house of the risin sun, then go tell it on the mountain, then father christmas

o little game of forumwarz, how still we see thee lie

above thy deep and balanceless sleep, players pbum ye by

yet in your dark forums shineth an everlasting light

the money and jeers of one sad year are met in thee tonight

O holy child of evil trout descend to us we pray

cast out the **** and enter in a game worthy of play

we hear the creators say, with great glad tidings tell

pay 10 bucks, abide with us, episode 2 will make all well

let make this **** swing yeah?

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOU-OU-TAINS over the hills and everywhere

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUUUTAINS that episode 2 is born

While players kept their patience after reaching level 10

Behold ET’s announcement that the boredom would soon end

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS over the hills (OVER THE HILLS) and everywhere

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS (OH YEAH) that episode 2 is born (IT IS BORN)

The players donated and smiled, but now they do exhort (THEY DO EXHORT)

It had no difficulty and it was way too ****in short (TOO ****IN SHORT)

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS (GO TELL IT) over the hills and everywhere

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS over the hills and everywhere (EVERYWHERE BABY)

When I was a player (WHEN IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAS A PLAYER)

I played both night and day (I played this game)

I hope OH I HOPED this game would help me

Waste my time away

I made me a character (OH A CHARACTER)

Sometime before the fall (PROBABLY AROUND JUNE)

But now I’m barely a player

I don’t use my visits at all (DON’T USE THEM AT ALL)

now lets shake it up sweethearts

when i was small i believe in quality

though i knew it was a fad

i would get hung up in dumb ****

waste some time and id be glad

but the last time i played forumwarz

i stood on flamebate’s muddy shores

the posters sucked and the jokes were lame

some were from ED, but we know who to blame

we said:

Father Evil Trout, give us some substance

don’t mess around with stupid epeens

well leave your bum if you don’t hand it over

we want to stay so don’t make us get mean

save all this male reproductive organ, for your 12 year old chick

don’t give my brother extra forum visits

don’t give my sister her streak back

even though you caused these **** ups

we don’t get an inch of slack

You say:

User base, give us some money

We work so hard, don’t make us peeved

User base, give us some money

Everything might be better with Ep 3

We give you a job cause you need one

But now you got ****ing mouths to feed

But if you want to, give me mod status

So I can scare all the kids on the streeeeeeeet

have yourself a merry, merry Christmas

Have yourself a good time

But remember the player need something

Or else they’ll just **** and whine

And I say:

Everybody, shut the **** up

there’s no room for tired old jokes

you make good players leave

and rip off original folks

save all the memes, man, for 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 CHAN

a vicious indictment of all of forumwarz and festive holiday fun!

has anybody seen my buh buh buh baby

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Who's buying the turkey?

look dude i wont tell you again stop ****in callin here i understand your a fan but i got **** to do pussies to service i can get my male reproductive organ wetting on when im on the phone with you but it kills my boner a bit and it makes my lady friends feel unappreciated i dont want them to feel that way until afterwards when i dont give a **** what she does

so cut it out

Devil''s E-Peen HOLY ****ING ****

elenaratelimit Posted:

6.66 =! 666

baby how do you make everything sensual?

ITT - Roleplay other forumwarz players

you know i like doin movies but my real pbumion in the theater and that carmel popcorn **** that stuffs so good someone give me a ****in high five

anyway heres some **** from uncle vanya

yeah 10 years have made me a man and why? cause im overworked nurse im on my feet from ****in dawn til dusk i know no rest at night i tremble under my blanket cause some prick might make me go to sick people

i have toilet without repose or a days freedom since ive known you could i help growin old? and then existence is boring and dirty and stupid everyone around heres dumb and bein around them is makin me dumb to you know? its inevitable

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see what a long mustache ive grown a ****in sexy burt reynolds stash nurse im as silly as the…wait…im as..oh man i ****ed this all up ****

uh

it was eruptive typhoid and some people died and maybe i couldve done more but a mans only a man because of his limitations thats why we gotta live nurse WE GOTTA ****IN LIVE so those dead dirty people know what they…well find a cure for eruptive typhoid nurse

and well live like kings

I'll be nice to you in this thread.

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advice please

Odalisque Posted:

have a hooker tell her then kill the hooker and put her body in a freezer

oh baby your so smart

want to get married?

advice please

how do i tell my wife i want a divorce because her woman's genitals smells like dead hooker breath and because she’s boring

and that i have the clap and she should go the doctor

i want to let her down gently because she an okay person and id still like to **** her if she ever fixes her problems

help me ladies

If you could take only one tv show to a desert island*...

Two and a Half Men maybe the last couple seasons of Spin City but i like Two and a Half Men more its edgier and it pushes the envelope to the ****in breakin point plus theres all ready like a million seasons of it

THE LIST

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

Ever hear Henry Rollins vs Charlie Sheen by Alexisonfire? Very pertinent to your interests.

ill check that **** out i like seein my name in and on stuff