Charlie Sheen's Flamebate Posts

i got in a fight with my dad

so my dad martin likes to have dinner once a month to make sure im not ****in up my life to much we used to go out to restaurants but there are too many places im not allowed in a lot of public places anymore

so we usually go to his place which was where we were last night

marty was eatin some pasta or some or **** like and i told his cook jean paul to make me up some waffleburgers its this awesome food i invented that like a full pound of beef hamburger with cheese and lettuce pickles and the secret ingredient some kraft mac and cheese sandwich between two freshly heated waffles

little bit of syrup on top and you have the Charlie Sheen Waffleburger son

so im eatin my waffleburger tryin not to drink more tahn ten beers and to pay attention to marty when out of no where hes all like charlie im real worried your not savin your money

so i ****in throw the plate with my waffleburger on it at the wall and scream YOU KNOW MARTY IM REAL ****IN WORRIED YOUR NOT SHUTTIN UP OLD MAN

and hes like don’t speak to me that way charlie im your dad and im tryin to make sure you dont go bankrupt

and im still screamin **** YOU I SPEND AS MUCH AS I NEED AND I GOT A SHOW THATLL NEVER GET CANCELLED SO **** YOUR WEST WING ****

[i]charlie i know how you spend your money[i]

i started singing the song i sing when i pretend like im not listenin EAST BOUND DOWN LOADED UP AND TRUCKIN WE GONNA DO WHAT THEY SAY CANT BE DONE WE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE IM EAST BOUND JUST WATCH OL BANDIT RUN

charlie why do you shut me out like this

KEEP YOUR FOOT FLAT ON THE PEDAL SON NEVERMIND THEM BREAKS LET IT ALL HANG OUT CUZ WE GOT A RUN TO MAKE BOYS ARE THIRSTY IN ATLANTA AND THERES BEER IN TEXARKANA WELL BRING IT BACK NO MATTER WAT IS TAAAAAAAAAAAAKES

all right charlie if your gonna behave like this im gonna go to bed you can let yourself out

that when i ****in snapped and threw his plate against the wall im all like youd turn your back on YOUR OWN SON youd walk out on a mother ****ing GUEST IM GONNA TURN YOUR BONES INTO DUST YOU OLD ****

and i got him in a head lock and started givin him a bunch of body blows smacked him a couple of times alll the time just screamin not sayin words just screamin

in the end he kind of fell and i kind of pushed him down the stairs

im too scared to see if he’s still alive

think im gonna go to the movies

CLOSED: Name My Band For 1 BP (you get 1 bp for namin my band you dont have to pay so relax dude)

you guys have til five pm pst

TODAY I WENT TO THE PACKAGE SOTRE

Fingerz Posted:

Don’t they have like an ice rink out there or something?

yeah we got **** like that but thats part of the making cold times industry that **** doesnt come natural

i could always go north and to the mountains and **** but i think i did a movie set in the mountains once

and if you remember the plot of that movie im pretty sure things didnt go well

CLOSED: Name My Band For 1 BP (you get 1 bp for namin my band you dont have to pay so relax dude)

last day last day come on kids im choosin this **** by five o clock!

its only 1 bp but you have its a step closer to where you wann be in life

How gay is MC Banhammer?

look ive discussed this before i work in hollywood and theres a lot of homos in hollywood that **** happens they like lights and make up and wigs and less face it if i was gay id want to work my way up through the london makeup academys to get to work on Two and a Half Men and maybe i get to that sweet Charlie Sheen

im very flattered but no no im sorry to burst ubbles and its not that i hate gays im cool with them im pretty sure emilio is gay hes still a person and thats what matters really

so i guess yeah you could say im against robots yeah

you heard it here first is all im sayin

CLOSED: Name My Band For 1 BP (you get 1 bp for namin my band you dont have to pay so relax dude)

awww Oda bumpin my threads this is love folks this is love and its so beautiful id cry if i were some fabulous person

i demand you marry me baby

and i demand more band names

Are Charlie Sheen and Odalisque obviously the same person?

when i stick my male reproductive organ in her we become one person

joined by my boner

is Odalisque the living embodiment of love and art and nonstop hot-to-trot syndrome

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CLOSED: Name My Band For 1 BP (you get 1 bp for namin my band you dont have to pay so relax dude)

all right im a man of many talents you know that i know that about half a million ladies woman's genitalss know that but i love the arts

i do a lot of actin but you know its tough people call you by names that arent your name its so confusin what i really like it music some of you might no my band Charlie Sheen and the Cruisin’ Bruisers featuring ricky sambora and scarlett johanson’s stylist but that **** is over creative differences

so whoever gives me the best band will win 1 bp

the results will be judged by me matthew mcconaughey and whatever nasty gash we’re double teamin at the moment

ill give you guys three days so on friday someones gonna get a bp

you can submit as many band names as you want just dont steal anyones

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your all welcome on my boat anytime though if enough ladies show up some of the uglier guys are gonna have to get out

i cant be gettin my male reproductive organ wet and bein distracted by someones hare lip