im a born again christian so im like doubled up on that jesus **** i mean i got atheist friends but me i am awaiting the kingdom of heaven god took away my alcoholism and my drug addictions and my genetic woman's genitals fever and made me a better person

and since im goin to heaven i dont have to worry about boozing and railin lines and ****in everythin with a clit or a peg leg cause im one of gods chosen people

i had a lot of religs (thats my abbrevation for reigons) to choose from you know like kabbalah get some of that madonna woman's genitals again i think i left one of my weddin rings in there

theres scientology but they were all like our church is made of scary aliens that want to eat your weiner give us money to protect your weiner and drinkin cough syrup gives you more aliens

so i went with christianity it seemed to be where the cool kids hung out

like kickflippin and listenin to like some Jackyl and ****

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