this is a medley, the first is set to the tune of house of the risin sun, then go tell it on the mountain, then father christmas

o little game of forumwarz, how still we see thee lie

above thy deep and balanceless sleep, players pbum ye by

yet in your dark forums shineth an everlasting light

the money and jeers of one sad year are met in thee tonight

O holy child of evil trout descend to us we pray

cast out the **** and enter in a game worthy of play

we hear the creators say, with great glad tidings tell

pay 10 bucks, abide with us, episode 2 will make all well

let make this **** swing yeah?

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOU-OU-TAINS over the hills and everywhere

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUUUTAINS that episode 2 is born

While players kept their patience after reaching level 10

Behold ET’s announcement that the boredom would soon end

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS over the hills (OVER THE HILLS) and everywhere

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS (OH YEAH) that episode 2 is born (IT IS BORN)

The players donated and smiled, but now they do exhort (THEY DO EXHORT)

It had no difficulty and it was way too ****in short (TOO ****IN SHORT)

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS (GO TELL IT) over the hills and everywhere

GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS over the hills and everywhere (EVERYWHERE BABY)

When I was a player (WHEN IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAS A PLAYER)

I played both night and day (I played this game)

I hope OH I HOPED this game would help me

Waste my time away

I made me a character (OH A CHARACTER)

Sometime before the fall (PROBABLY AROUND JUNE)

But now I’m barely a player

I don’t use my visits at all (DON’T USE THEM AT ALL)

now lets shake it up sweethearts

when i was small i believe in quality

though i knew it was a fad

i would get hung up in dumb ****

waste some time and id be glad

but the last time i played forumwarz

i stood on flamebate’s muddy shores

the posters sucked and the jokes were lame

some were from ED, but we know who to blame

we said:

Father Evil Trout, give us some substance

don’t mess around with stupid epeens

well leave your bum if you don’t hand it over

we want to stay so don’t make us get mean

save all this male reproductive organ, for your 12 year old chick

don’t give my brother extra forum visits

don’t give my sister her streak back

even though you caused these **** ups

we don’t get an inch of slack

You say:

User base, give us some money

We work so hard, don’t make us peeved

User base, give us some money

Everything might be better with Ep 3

We give you a job cause you need one

But now you got ****ing mouths to feed

But if you want to, give me mod status

So I can scare all the kids on the streeeeeeeet

have yourself a merry, merry Christmas

Have yourself a good time

But remember the player need something

Or else they’ll just **** and whine

And I say:

Everybody, shut the **** up

there’s no room for tired old jokes

you make good players leave

and rip off original folks

save all the memes, man, for 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 CHAN

a vicious indictment of all of forumwarz and festive holiday fun!