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Charlie Sheen: Trials and Tittilations (a rough draft)
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man i dont need a ****in ghost writer for my auto biography ive written tons of **** time to bang this **** out and cash in
Chapter 1: My Parents ****ed and Then I Was Born
It must’ve been around January when my dad, Martin Sheen, put his male reproductive organ in my mom, Janet. The cold New York winds blew harshly against the high rise building, but an intense heat was being created inside.
The heat from ****ing. It was like a super nova of
I called but my folks the other day and asked them if they could give me an details, but mom yelled at me and dad asked me what my problem was.
My problem was that I was
Since there are no records of this particular ****ing we can only bumume it was awesome because I was the result. Titties everywhere and the famous Sheen male reproductive organ going in and out until spraying hot love into hot trim.
At this time my dad was still an Estevez and when I was born I was an Estevez. But I would transform soon.
Chapter 2: A Mischevious Child
When I was five, I hit a cat with a shovel.
I was going to bury it, but I had nothing to bury it with. At the time I didn’t understand shovels and that’s part of the reason I had trouble getting through elementary school.
That and because I was very into martial arts. I didn’t take lessons, but I punched and kicked and screamed a lot and practiced a lot of the people around me.
Many faced me, but they all lost because who the **** would hit a kid. I was a master of psychological warfare. While my powerful brain was beginning to throb with knowledge and power, so was my male reproductive organ with the powerful Sheen libido.
When I was eight I gave our housekeeper $20 to show me her mammary glands. They weren’t great, like
**** man its hard writin all smart like that i need a drink and maybe a swim…i wonder if we got any spray paint and plastic bags… Charlie Sheen edited this message on 10/19/2008 3:58PMim Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
have you heard about my clothin line?
or my other clothin line
or maybe my dad marty
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| Posted On: 10/19/2008 3:56PM |
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Chapter 12: A List of Famous Women That I Have male reproductive organ Slapped (Either Out of Anger or Love)
Holly Hunter(Love) Geena Davis (Love) Angela Bbumet (Love) Emily Watson (Anger) Darryl Hannah (Love) Judie Dench (Anger) Tiffany (Love) Sally Field (Love) Nena (Anger) jane Fonda (Anger) Angela Bowie (she asked me to) Mary Tyler Moore (dared to do it) Tatum O’Neal (accident, the bumons on my fly popped off) etc.
Chapter 16: The Most I Ever Puked
It was right after I got done filming my made for TV spectacular Charlie Sheen’s Stunt Spectacular and we were at some bar in LA.
I’m all ready real drunk because I had a tooth ache and there wasn’t any aspirin around so I drank a bottle of whiskey. Anyway, I go into the bathroom and this guy sees me and is like, “Hey, you’re Charlie Sheen” and I’m like, “I totally am dude, you’ve got good eyes.” And I high-fived him.
This guy’s like, “Hey, Mr. Sheen, I’ve got some blow…do you want some?” I’m like, “I sure ****ing do and, hey, call me Charlie.” So we go into a stall and he chops out a few lines on the seat. Like a gram and a half.
****ing paltry, but when the king visits you give him what you have and both parties appreciate it.
So I railed it all. No dollar or straw just nostrils smashed against crapper seat.
The guy looked kind of disappointed and angry, so as I was leaving the bathroom i took off my shirt and threw it to him. Like in that old commercial.
Flash forward a couple months and I have a nose bleed for like five days straight. I go to a doctor and he tells me I got some bum parasite up my nose from my bathroom adventure. He gives me some medicine and tells me not to drink.
The only reason there are rules is so I can break them and continue to be America’s greatest rebel so I had some bloody marys, couple of beers, some valiums, and half a gallon of bourbon.
About a minute after I got that bourbon down I start puking in my bed like a ****ing firehose. I tried to scream but it just propelled the puke more and it started getting on the ceiling and dripping down. Every wall was brown and all our wood furniture was ruined.
But it was prety funny. im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
have you heard about my clothin line?
or my other clothin line
or maybe my dad marty
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 6:05PM |
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