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5-BP Help me die!Corpse disposal:
Get rid of at least half your corpse.
Eat as much of yourself as you can until you die from blood loss.
I’m serious, start with your exterior limbs, remember to chew, and then peristalsis & your digestive acid will take care of the rest.
And, if you do this in an area that no one goes in for hundreds of years, the rest of your corpse will decay by itself. (view post) |
04/29/2009 |
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Within This Thread: A Modest Proposal Regarding Your Electronic Penii.markchd Posted:
The problem with this, is that “Big Day” would be worth the same as “Dungeon Master”.
With E-peen, not only is it hilarious to compare male reproductive organ lengths, but the bigger the challenge, the bigger the reward.
Though, there should be an easy way to see how many peens someone has, for example: 17.64” (24).
As has been stated before, shortening the peens, purely because it sounds silly to have a 2 foot long male reproductive organ is just causing unnecessary bumhurt. Let people have their ginormous peens, implement a system of ranking based on animals, and award peens for coming up with these systems of rankings, and let the cycle continue.
EDIT: Also, I totally call dibs on any suggestion having to do with Xenu, I called it first. (view post) |
04/29/2009 |
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Within This Thread: A Modest Proposal Regarding Your Electronic Penii.JB: It actually seems like the community would not like a peen nerf, but would instead prefer peens to get even longer.
How about an E-Peen Milestone E-Peen? For example, you get an extra .5” when you read 10” or something like that.
This way, we can truly have ridiculous whale sized peens and such… (view post) |
04/28/2009 |
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Post here for a chance at 6BP!Posting in a contest. (view post) |
04/28/2009 |
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Within This Thread: A Modest Proposal Regarding Your Electronic Penii.Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Actually, I think the complete opposite is better. Give everyone a 25% increase in peen length. Make the default that you’re given when you first sign up be 5 inches. This will not only serve to mess up the leaderboards, but it will also make the labeling task a longer and harder job to do. (view post) |
04/28/2009 |
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Within This Thread: A Modest Proposal Regarding Your Electronic Penii.Sergeant Cid’s and plk’s posts were the best ones in this thread.
Now, it’s right to decrease the length, however that’s only because it’s necessary. Let’s throw in a bit of a curve ball, lower all peens by 10%; replace the initial 3” with .01”.
This will just serve to make it a bit more realistic, while still being ridiculous. So everyone lowers by 3” + 10%. That would give me a new peen of 4.014”. This is a huge drop for me, but then again, scullys would be 19.072”. Which is still absolutely ridiculous, but everyones is still a bit more realistic.
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04/28/2009 |
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make fun of someone for BP!Protein_Pump Posted:
Reported for goatse. (view post) |
04/28/2009 |
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Klan BoardsMC Banhammer Posted:
No, it’s not a matter of me needing it done atm, but in general, why aren’t we able to?
I bumume it’s just because it’d be a real pain to code, but is it on a list of “things to do” or something? (view post) |
04/27/2009 |
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make fun of someone for BP!B0xxy Posted:
This post wins. (view post) |
04/27/2009 |
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Ask RaepdogWhy don’t people like me? (view post) |
04/27/2009 |
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make fun of someone for BP!You’re such an annoying little ****, who does everything possible to make all others completely despise you. From your shrill voice, to how ugly your face is, there’s nothing you could do to make me hate you more. If I were near you, I’d snap your neck, tear your flesh into itty bitty pieces, load it onto a jet fight, pilot the jet fighter into a volcano, and drop a nuke on said volcano, to make sure you have been eradicated from this earth. (view post) |
04/27/2009 |
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Torrent Ratio.831 (view post) |
04/27/2009 |
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Making signs for the FWZ community.Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/26/2009 |
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Making signs for the FWZ community.Please include me. (view post) |
04/26/2009 |
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ITT: Let's write the fabled Unwritten Rules.Fran Posted:
Yes, by me, because the actual rules list by the mods are incomplete. (view post) |
04/26/2009 |
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ITT: Let's write the fabled Unwritten Rules.Have you seen this gem?
Strangely enough, I had no idea that blackmail was against the rules. (view post) |
04/26/2009 |
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a very constructive discusion about the downside trolling examples includedMeatLoafFan Posted:
And I was right! (view post) |
04/26/2009 |
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Steam ProblemsShii Posted:
Keep in mind that it’s the weekend.
If you haven’t received anything by Monday Noon, try submitting a new report or looking for a customer support number. (view post) |
04/26/2009 |
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a very constructive discusion about the downside trolling examples includedI’m pretty sure this doesn’t belong in GD. (view post) |
04/26/2009 |
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ITT: NotJoePesci asks: What kind of music do wolves listen too?
Wolf song that no one thought of Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/25/2009 |