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Because nobody moved it, I’m just starting this thread again. Nobody loves me and I don’t want to live anymore.
Whoever comes up with the best idea on how I should die/kill myself, will win three delicious brownie points. Two points will be given to the superior/awesome corpse disposal plan. In total, I’m giving five BP to help me remove myself from this plane of existence.
Contest ends on the 30th.
No entry limit.
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MOD EDIT: By dint of its subject, this is by default a trolling contest.
OP EDIT: People should already know that. Then again…
Log in to see images! Cheins Sanchez edited this message on 04/19/2009 10:54AM |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 5:51AM |
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I go by what I said in your other thread – jump off a building with homemade wings. It’ll be a hell of an experience, and people will excuse you as being an absentminded inventor or someone who was high at the time.
Also, don’t kill yourself. |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 5:55AM |
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Invest your money in Biochemical weapons and volunteer to be a test subject. Become a zombie and let me kill you.
Dont need to worry about disposal, the other zombies will do that Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 5:59AM |
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Hold in your **** until your bowels explode. It will be the best 3 weeks of your life. |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:02AM |
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Lose your Ipod, enjoy a loli and jailbait, an hero. |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:10AM |
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Crucify yourself outside Evil Trout’s house. |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:18AM |
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have sex with context. |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:20AM |
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string around neck and feet, superglue hand to head, jump off highway crossing, etc |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:22AM |
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Inconnu edited this message on 04/17/2009 7:00AM |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:23AM |
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Inconnu edited this message on 04/17/2009 7:00AM |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:23AM |
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Download Mp3’s Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:28AM |
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break into LHC and jump into a blackhole |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:36AM |
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Skydiving accident |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:39AM |
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Attach plugged in toasters to your rubber duckies and go for a nice warm jacuzzi… But put the jets on such a high pressure your dead body is turned into pulp. Disposal? Easy: add some jelly crystals and market it as jello. All the evidence will be in many anonymous stomachs. |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:45AM |
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Daniel Plainview Posted: i recomend a large bum plug for this
but as for your suicide can you set up something to post pics of it?
for suicide jump into a jakoozie full of gas/gasoline/petrol and pirahnas and smoke a cigarett |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 6:58AM |
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oh no wait drink a gallon of ipikak or wht ever its called to induce vomiting then do the previus suggestion |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 7:00AM |
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First of all, you’ll have to be prepared to try and create/overthrow a few rules. However, such is the price you pay for the most fabulous and decadent death possible. After the necessary steps have been taken, construct an elegant, full sized Roman Colosseum and instil yourself as emperor. Enslave a large amount of people as gladiators, and make the resulting games as brutal as possible. (As an aside, if you charge the public for entry to these games, you can leave quite a bit of money for your next of kin.) Make it known that you are a brutal and unfair ruler, and execute as many popular warriors as possible.
Eventually, a brave, strapping young lad will be removed from his family and forced to fight in the arena for your deranged pleasure. Beating all the odds, he will climb up the gladiatorial ladder, and gain more and more influence. Eventually, he will lead the other warriors into a revolution, and in a stunning battle you will finally be cornered. You desperately try to fight back, but the Hero’s deadly, practised combat moves and strong, firm body completely outclbum your feeble sword strokes, flabby and decadent form.
Instead of executing you outright, like the hundreds of lives you so cruelly took yourself, he leaves you mortally wounded, bleeding out on the floor, leaving you time to think about the horror you have unleashed until you finally die like a dog. (As, I believe, was your original intention.) Just before the Hero leaves the room, you call out to him. Your final words on this earth, are the words our manly Hero would least expect. “Thank you…”.
The Hero, his purpose fulfilled, and his belief in the meaning of his work shaken due to your final cryptic words, will look wistfully one last time upon the brutal charnel house that he once called home, and will then depart to an uncertain future, never to be heard from again.
As an added bonus, it’s entirely likely that several prominent film makers will be queueing up to make a movie about your life and works, with many a remake to follow, ensuring that you would be respected and feared in death as you could only wish you were in life. Captain_Amazing edited this message on 04/15/2009 8:10AM |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 7:38AM |
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Body Disposal/Suicide suggestion: Go the way of the Buddhist monks in South Vietnam. Cover yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire in the middle of the street.
You’ll be a pile of ash when you’re done burning, and bumuming no one tried to put you out, a car will eventually hit the ash pile, putting your dust-like remains to the wind for everyone to inhale. |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 8:06AM |
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wrap piano wire taught around your neck and pull it up over the top of your head and it will appear as you are ripping your head off. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 8:29AM |
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Stick head in blender. |
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| Posted On: 04/15/2009 8:57AM |
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