markchd Posted:

I do favor a weighted measure of peentacularnessitude but I’m not thrilled by the length system at all. The fact is that the joke is only funny once. I favor a system that bumigns each peen a point value and displays the total of those points but isn’t constrained by the limits of what is funny.

The problem with this, is that “Big Day” would be worth the same as “Dungeon Master”.

With E-peen, not only is it hilarious to compare male reproductive organ lengths, but the bigger the challenge, the bigger the reward.

Though, there should be an easy way to see how many peens someone has, for example: 17.64” (24).

As has been stated before, shortening the peens, purely because it sounds silly to have a 2 foot long male reproductive organ is just causing unnecessary bumhurt. Let people have their ginormous peens, implement a system of ranking based on animals, and award peens for coming up with these systems of rankings, and let the cycle continue.

EDIT: Also, I totally call dibs on any suggestion having to do with Xenu, I called it first.