Consumable Items

Consumable items are one-time use items that can be bought in stores, or received as rewards for various tasks. They typically restore Ego or a secondary attribute (Sexiness, Douchebaggery, Tears, or Processing Power), but there are some exceptions.

Drugs "R" Fun

Drugs "R" Fun is an online store that specializes in selling consumable items that restore Ego or secondary attributes. However, it does not sell items that restore Douchebaggery. Below is a list of its items, in order of how they appear in the shop.

• Happidex™ 20mg - Restores +12 Ego
• CoverWhore™ - Restores +15 Sexiness
• Eyedrops (Original) - Restores +10 Tears
• Eye Drops (Medicated) - Restores +18 Tears
• Viagrow™ 5mg - Restores +20 Ego
• Pre-Pubessence™ - Restores +25 Sexiness
• Happidex™ H3 - Restores +30 Ego
• Ex-Girlfriend’s Cologne - Restores +60 Tears
• Smileprin™ - Restores +50 Ego
• Euthanides™ 100mg - Kills You
• L’ORLY Lipstick - Restores +50 Sexiness
• Smileprin XR™ - Restores +100 Ego

NOTE - When used, Euthanides™ 100mg will cause you to die, as if you had run out of ego. It can be used to earn An Antifreeze Scoop if you kill yourself in three forums in a row.

Homemade ‘Roids Sampler Pack

After completing the "'Roid Rage Against the Machine!" mission, THE_**** can be contacted in sTalk, where upon you can purchase the "Homemade ‘Roids Sampler Pack" item for 150 Flezz. When used, this item provides the following benefits -

• For 4 turns:
  • Offense +5
• Ego +20
• Douchebaggery +25

Only Trolls will gain Douchebaggery from this item. Its price is not affected by Frugality.

Digital Vasectomy 3.1

Obtained from Doctor O by narcing on Shallow Esophagus.

• For 3 turns:
• Defense +10

Under the Bridge

Under the Bridge is an online store that specializes in selling consumable items that restore Douchebaggery. Below is a list of its items, in order of how they appear in the shop.

• Nutmeg - Restores +10 Douchebaggery
• Whippits - Defense +5 for 3 turns
• 5α-androst-16-en-4-one - Restores +25 Douchebaggery at a cost of -1 Ego
• Keg of Malt Liquor - Restores +10 Douchebaggery and +10 Ego
• Angel Dust - Restores +50 Douchebaggery at a cost of -15 Ego
• Jimson Weed 5x Extract - Restores +60 Douchebaggery
• Cocaine - Restores +100 Douchebaggery at a cost of -15 Ego
• Blunt Trauma™ - Restores +150 Douchebaggery