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Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008

[70 Character Story-

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Jubbles Posted:

This sucks. I’m usually pretty good at these text adventure things (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy notwithstanding, since that’s next to impossible without a walkthrough), but I just can’t keep myself from exploding. The game won’t let me fart, and ****ting doesn’t seem to relieve the pressure. Also, it would seem that eating the green easter egg does not help like I thought it might, which suggests it’s one of those hidden items.

you’ve tried relieving pressure from one end. try the other.
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