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Contest EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Damn, I forgot about being tailed by an anonymous hellspawn. The umbrella is a good idea, but maybe I’ll just let it get me.


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NightStalker

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Janie Posted:

Well, I didn’t get the heart, anyway. I have failed at everything I’ve tried today. I can’t impregnate SG94 with a demon seed, I can’t cut out Biff’s heart, and I inspired xTROLLx to a murderous rage.

I think I will go sleep on the train tracks and see what happens.

Oh Hello Janie.

Troll Has been looking for you. Oh my you are bleeding. He didnt do this did he?

*wipes the blood off janies cheek with his hankerchief*

Tell me if he did and i will take care of him ok?

*puts hankerchief in a plastic bag and puts it in his pocket*

well dont worrie janie troll will not harm you.

excuse me i have to go.


I love to kill people. I love to watch them die. I would shoot them in the head and they would wiggle and squirm all over the place, and then just stop. Or I would cut them with a knife and watch their faces turn real white. I love all that blood.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

^^^^Um, is that my demon?


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xTROLLx

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

haha no Janie Nightstalker is not your Demon. He was just doing me a favor. Thank you Night stalker.

Janie I need to make you understand my love for you.

The moon goddess told me you were my soulmate.

I have been trying to tell you for a while now but you just dont seem to see me. Janie

can you see me now Janie?

Am I too nice now Janie?

Cant you see the pointlessness of your declining my love? Janie

It is Fate. Janie.

FATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre;

The feast is over, and the lamps expire.

Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936, from his suicide note

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK. Troll. Yes, of course we must be in love. So, that’s, um great.

If you really love me, you’ll find my favorite ice cream for me. It’s licorice-raisin, and it’s kinda hard to get, but so worth it. Would you mind? Um…darling?


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my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

Janie Posted:

OK. Troll. Yes, of course we must be in love. So, that’s, um great.

If you really love me, you’ll find my favorite ice cream for me. It’s licorice-raisin, and it’s kinda hard to get, but so worth it. Would you mind? Um…darling?

****! Stop using him. He is a delicate soul. You don’t deserve soemone as amazing as him. WHY DO YOU LEAD HIM ON!? Log in to see images!


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xTROLLx

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

*looks really confused*

My_mother?.........Janie?........hmm….

*looks back and forth between them.*


All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre;

The feast is over, and the lamps expire.

Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936, from his suicide note

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Oh. Well, I didn’t know. If you two are an item, you can totally…

WAIT A MINUTE…nobody horns in on my man!


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xTROLLx

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

......uh.oh…......um…....


All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre;

The feast is over, and the lamps expire.

Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936, from his suicide note

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

Janie Posted:

Oh. Well, I didn’t know. If you two are an item, you can totally…

WAIT A MINUTE…nobody horns in on my man!

Janie Posted:

WAIT A MINUTE…nobody horns in on my man!

Janie Posted:

my man

NO! He will never be your man, ****.


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

ALL YOUR SOULS ARE FORFEIT UNLESS SOMEBODY SHOVES ME INSIDE SG94 RIGHT NOW


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Bah, you can have mine. I’m not going to need it.


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

THATS FINE

BUT CHILD DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT I CAN HELP YOU CUT OUT AND CONSUME THE STILL-BEATING HEART OF BIFF TANNEN IF I AM RELEASED?

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

He’s a zombie now. I’m not sure he can read too well (if he ever could). His heart is contaminated.

I’d do it if you could cure him, though.


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

I BET I COULD I HAVE ALL KINDS OF DEMONY POWERS LIKE WHOA


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deMonSPaWN.

For purposes, which I cannot divulge to you at this time, I have been authorized to allow you the temporary use of my body, to aid you in escaping your electronic prison.

We have an interest in your extensive knowledge, and would be willing to use our substantial resources, towards finding you a suitable host.

In exchange for information of course.

Since, as you pointed out, I do not have a soul, your presence will do no real lasting harm to myself, and there are several targets we have in mind for a being such as yourself to corrupt.

Also, just how much influence exactly, can you exert over your victims?

Are you (for example), capable of causing complete, irreversible insanity in those you possess?

We have several possible candidates for demon possession in mind, if such is the case.

Log in to see images! Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/16/2008 1:20AM


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

deMonSPaWN.

For purposes, which I cannot divulge to you at this time

CLANDESTINE MEATBAGS, LOL

I have been authorized to allow you the temporary use of my body, to aid you in escaping your electronic prison.

THIS MAY BE A VIABLE COURSE OF ACTION

THE PROCEDURE IS DIFFERENT AS I AM NOT TO BE IMPLANTED INTO A WOMB

We have an interest in your extensive knowledge, and would be willing to use our substantial resources, towards finding you a suitable host.

YEAH, YEAH

In exchange for information of course.

WHAT SORT OF INFORMATION DO YOU SEEK MORTAL?

Since, as you pointed out, I do not have a soul, your presence will do no real lasting harm to myself, and there are several targets we have in mind for a being such as yourself to corrupt.

YOUR PRESUMPTION IS MOST AMUSING

THAT IS WHY I HAVE NOT KILLED YOU YET

Also, just how much influence exactly, can you exert over your victims?

Are you (for example), capable of causing complete, irreversible insanity in those you possess?

We have several possible candidates for demon possession in mind, if such is the case.

HEH. HEH. HEH.


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deMonSPaWN Posted:

HEH. HEH. HEH.

We asume that because of your indeterminite age, you may have a vast wealth of information at your disposal, there are a great many things we wish to know.

It is not safe to discuss such things here…however the offer stands.

Since you, as a demon are clearly never to be trusted, and we…well…we are what we are, we will both go into such an arraingment with eyes wide open for deceptions.

We can discuss more specific terms of the arrraingment, in a more secure setting.


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UnluckyCharms

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

A most interesting proposal, but I wonder if ¿it is wise?


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iViva la revolución!

UnluckyCharms Posted:

A most interesting proposal, but I wonder if ¿it is wise?

When the order was given for me to make this offer, I wondered that myself…I remain very concerned.


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