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Contest EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

ShunskePockenberg Posted:

I fail to see the rationality in this endeavor. Tic tacs are cylindrical and have a shiny surface, while most birth control is disc-shaped and matte. May I suggest sweet tarts instead?

I might get distracted and eat them. I don’t want to mess up the mission.

guenwhyever

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

crayoncakes Posted:

wait what exactly would selling my soul to you entail

like do I have to give you spongebaths for eternity

POSTING NUDES WITH DEMONSPAWN ALL OVER YOUR BODY =]

ShunskePocke-
nberg

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[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Emo Kid

The Japanese Jew

Orb Posted:

I might get distracted and eat them. I don’t want to mess up the mission.

Indeed…Perhaps, baby asprin.

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

crayoncakes Posted:

wait what exactly would selling my soul to you entail

like do I have to give you spongebaths for eternity

ARE YOU INTO THAT? I COULD GET INTO THAT.

IT’S FUNNY, WITH ALL THIS TALK CORRUPTING THE INNOCENT AND HARVESTING SOULS I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT I INTENDED TO DO WITH THEM ANYWAY

IT’S OKAY CRAYONCAKES, I’M SURE WE COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING Log in to see images!

guenwhyever Posted:

POSTING NUDES WITH DEMONSPAWN ALL OVER YOUR BODY =]

NAH THATS ALREADY IN THE TSB FORUM

Orb Posted:

I might get distracted and eat them. I don’t want to mess up the mission.

Exactly. Plus, SWEET TARTS DO NOT TASTE LIKE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS

THEREFORE I CAN ONLY SUPPORT OPERATION SWEET TART IF THE LABEL ON THE BOX IS CHANGED TO SAY “SWEET TART FLAVORED BIRTH CONTROL PILLS”

OPERATION TIC TAC STANDS

ShunskePockenberg Posted:

Indeed…Perhaps, baby asprin.

BABY ASPIRIN? NO NO NO NO

ROOFIES. NOW.

OPERATION TIC TAC OR OPERATION ROOFIES

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GO!


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xTROLLx

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

deMonSPaWN Posted:

QUIT RIPPING OFF SILENT DISAPPROVAL BOT’S SHTICK

Actually It was silent approval


All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre;

The feast is over, and the lamps expire.

Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936, from his suicide note

crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

How about I let you take my soul for a test drive for a month Log in to see images!

I kinda need it back on my birthday though.

crayoncakes edited this message on 06/13/2008 2:08AM

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xTROLLx

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

i would never celebrate my birth. it was the worst day of my life


All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre;

The feast is over, and the lamps expire.

Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936, from his suicide note

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

crayoncakes Posted:

How about I let you take my soul for a test drive for a month Log in to see images!

SORT OF A TRY BEFORE YOU BUY THING HUH? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, LET’S DO THIS THANG

I kinda need it back on my birthday though.

DON’T WORRY CC, I’LL HAVE IT BACK TO YOU IN ONE PIECE AND WITHOUT A SCRATCH ON IT!


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Evil Karp

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Level 2 Re-Re

Move this thread to full of win now

Evil Karp Posted:

Move this thread to full of win now

Evil Karp Posted:

Move this thread to full of win now

Evil Karp Posted:

Move this thread to full of win now

Quoted three times for emphasis!

Any thread that has this in it

deMonSPaWN Posted:

YOU CAN’T PULL A FAST ONE ON ME

MONKEYS DON’T HAVE SOULS, THEY’RE LIKE BLACK PEOPLE

is full of won.

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/13/2008 2:24AM

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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

PUT IT WHERE YOU WANT IT AS LONG AS OPERATION TIC TAC IS INTACT


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sonichaos735

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

*hands over the deed to my soul*

Brownies plz Log in to see images!


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

sonichaos735 Posted:

*hands over the deed to my soul*

Brownies plz Log in to see images!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS MORTAL


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sonichaos735

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

so when the **** do I get my brownie point then


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND IS BEING PROCESSED

PLEASE BE PATIENT

NOTE THAT REQUESTS ARE PROCESSED IN BULK

PENDING THE RECEIPT OF 12 ADDITIONAL REQUESTS FOR THE FULL BAKER’S DOZEN, PLEASE ALLOW 6-8 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY

THANK YOU


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sonichaos735

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

BUT YOU PROMISED GOD DAMNIT Log in to see images!


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK, thumb drive obtained. For good measure, I got one that looks like a human thumb:

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What’s next? (And will you fit in 128mb of storage space?)


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

NOW THAT IS FANTASTIC

WHAT YOU MUST DO NEXT IS CONSULT A GRIMOIRE SUCH AS THE KEY OF SOLOMON FOR AN INVOCATION RITUAL

INVOKE MY PRESENCE INTO THE THUMB DRIVE WHILE IT IS PLUGGED INTO SG94’S USB PORT

(UNFORTUNATELY I AM NOT PLUG AND PLAY…AT LEAST, NOT UNTIL I UPGRADE MY FIRMWARE)

DON’T WORRY, I WILL FIT. AS A DEMONIC ENTITY I GET UNHEARD OF COMPRESSION RATIOS

ONLY WHEN THE DOWNLOAD IS COMPLETE SHOULD YOU UPLOAD ME TO SG94’S woman's genitals, MANUALLY

FROM WHAT I HEAR, YOU WON’T NEED ANY LUBE


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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Tic-tacs procured. I’m on my way.


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

YES…YES…ONWARD MY PET

DID YOU BRING THE VIDEO CAMERA?


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